Mullet Crusader
Celtic Warrior
I play as the Celts all the time, so i never get to see their comments, so i made a game as someone else and made sure they ewre an AI civ, (I love how Brennus speaks Gaelic!
) and when i asked him for a loan of gold he goes:
"I'm sorry, Hannibal, but we're planning on using our money for much more sacred things. Bring on the alcohol!" This is partially funny because alcohol actually was part of the ancient Celtic religions.

"I'm sorry, Hannibal, but we're planning on using our money for much more sacred things. Bring on the alcohol!" This is partially funny because alcohol actually was part of the ancient Celtic religions.