Funniest Thing the Computer has Said?

[Tony595]

i had just finished a war with Japan, left them with two cities.
When i requested peace Tokugawa said " War! Huh! Good god y'all . What is it good for, absolutely nothing, we accept your offer of peace

 

[vbraun]

I can't belive it was only said twice.

Here it is again:

"Is that a German Hobo near Toledo?" -Issabela

 

[pesoloco]

I laughed the first time I ever conected to a resource, it was wine

the advisor pops up and says something like

"We've connected a road to brings Wines into <capitalcity> This will make the people very happy."

The first Civ "Happy hour" lol

 

[jack merchant]

In a PBEM yesterday, Lizzy told me: "you are a horrible person, jack_merchant, and we are at war".

I fell over laughing !

 

[Sims2789]

i was playing a modified game and Shaka said the following phrases when trying to demand tribute:
"Where's my money B****!"
and
"What is a Ho without a Pimp? It is time that you give Zululand, your Pimp, a World Map and industrailization in order for me to protect you"

 

[Smellincoffee]

I found an interesting one yesterday. For some reason, 20 turns after I had accepted Russia's surrender and left them with only their capital, Catherine wanted to extend our peace treaty. See below.

 

[puglover]

 

[Smellincoffee]

Fascinating, considering the UU of that Civ..

 

[Superevie]

When I asked Lincoln for a loan of gold:

"I would give some, but I lost it all in a dot-com business."

It was so stupid!

(Smellincoffee: That screenshot is so funny I nearly died laughing! )

 

[Superevie]

Oh yeah and I love the one when I gave Alexander a gift of 1000g to grease the wheels of diplomacy:

"Caeser! I didn't know you cared!"

 

[zurichuk]

i like this one

 

[Dr Tiny]

Ghandi saying "I must go now, I have to plan Indian World Dominance"

Ghandi (down to 4 cities) to me (with 40+ cities) "It would not help the English if the Indians were exterminated, I offer a MPP" I killed him next turn.

 

[KaDingir]

In a very early game, before I realized that breaking treaties was a no-no, I repeatedly attacked India whenever they tried to plant a city on "my" continent. When I later tried to make a deal with the Greeks, Alexander replied, "After the way you hosed India?!" Cracked me up.

 

[Dr Tiny]

Cunobelin (spelling) of the celts seems to have a fascination for his naked warriors. When ever i asked him to leave my territory he would tell me he has informed his naked warriors to leave, or he was sorry that I found their nakedness to be disturbing. After a few turns of this I decimated the naturist with my armour clad army

Also on the celts, i accidently asked them for some money and he said he couldnt give me any as the money was earmarked for a religious festival...then he added "bring on the alcohol".

 

[Elden]

Originally posted by Dr Tiny
Cunobelin (spelling) of the celts

The Celt leader in Civ 3 is Brennus.

 

[Dr Tiny]

I must have been thinking of CivII while writing about CivIII, that will teach me to work 12 days running

 

[Wischi]

Sorry if this has been mentioned before (not enough time to get through all 300+ posts), but when I wanted to check possible trades, my foreign advisor (while being Carthaginian) told me this:

"Hail to the General, baby!"

Being a DukeNukem fan, I could not help but LAUGHING MY A** OFF!

 

[Emp.Napoleon]

The "I'll show you mine is you show me yours" still gives me the giggles lol

 

[NeoDemocrat]

giggles....

what will you think of next Mondo?

 

[Tom|420]

It seems that Firaxis likes John Lennon a lot:

1) When going for a change in government:

"So you say you want a revolution?
* Yeah, you know it's gonna be alright
* No, You can count me out. "

Looks like a lot like "The Beatles - Revolutions" to me

2) When your citizens are unhappy because of the war:

"All We Are Sayin' Is Give Peace A Chance!"

I guess I don't need to say what song this one is from