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Funniest Thing the Computer has Said?

Discussion in 'Civ3 - Stories & Tales' started by KnightOwl, Oct 31, 2001.

  1. Tony595

    Tony595 Warlord

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    i had just finished a war with Japan, left them with two cities.
    When i requested peace Tokugawa said " War! Huh! Good god y'all . What is it good for, absolutely nothing, we accept your offer of peace
     
  2. vbraun

    vbraun Raytracing

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    I can't belive it was only said twice. :eek:

    Here it is again:

    "Is that a German Hobo near Toledo?" -Issabela

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  3. pesoloco

    pesoloco Civ-aholic

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    I laughed the first time I ever conected to a resource, it was wine

    the advisor pops up and says something like

    "We've connected a road to brings Wines into <capitalcity> This will make the people very happy."

    The first Civ "Happy hour" lol:D
     
  4. jack merchant

    jack merchant Internationalist

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    In a PBEM yesterday, Lizzy told me: "you are a horrible person, jack_merchant, and we are at war".

    I fell over laughing !
     
  5. Sims2789

    Sims2789 Fool me once...

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    i was playing a modified game and Shaka said the following phrases when trying to demand tribute:
    "Where's my money B****!"
    and
    "What is a Ho without a Pimp? It is time that you give Zululand, your Pimp, a World Map and industrailization in order for me to protect you"
     
  6. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Trekkie At Large

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    I found an interesting one yesterday. For some reason, 20 turns after I had accepted Russia's surrender and left them with only their capital, Catherine wanted to extend our peace treaty. See below.
     

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  7. puglover

    puglover Disturber of Worldviews

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    :crazyeye: :lol:
     

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  8. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Trekkie At Large

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    Fascinating, considering the UU of that Civ.. :lol:
     
  9. Superevie

    Superevie Latina Goddess™

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    When I asked Lincoln for a loan of gold:

    "I would give some, but I lost it all in a dot-com business."

    It was so stupid!

    (Smellincoffee: That screenshot is so funny I nearly died laughing! :))
     
  10. Superevie

    Superevie Latina Goddess™

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    Oh yeah and I love the one when I gave Alexander a gift of 1000g to grease the wheels of diplomacy:

    "Caeser! I didn't know you cared!" :lol:
     
  11. zurichuk

    zurichuk King

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    i like this one
     

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  12. Dr Tiny

    Dr Tiny Warlord

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    Ghandi saying "I must go now, I have to plan Indian World Dominance"

    Ghandi (down to 4 cities) to me (with 40+ cities) "It would not help the English if the Indians were exterminated, I offer a MPP" I killed him next turn.
     
  13. KaDingir

    KaDingir Chieftain

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    In a very early game, before I realized that breaking treaties was a no-no, I repeatedly attacked India whenever they tried to plant a city on "my" continent. When I later tried to make a deal with the Greeks, Alexander replied, "After the way you hosed India?!" Cracked me up.
     
  14. Dr Tiny

    Dr Tiny Warlord

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    Cunobelin (spelling) of the celts seems to have a fascination for his naked warriors. When ever i asked him to leave my territory he would tell me he has informed his naked warriors to leave, or he was sorry that I found their nakedness to be disturbing. After a few turns of this I decimated the naturist with my armour clad army :goodjob:

    Also on the celts, i accidently asked them for some money and he said he couldnt give me any as the money was earmarked for a religious festival...then he added "bring on the alcohol". :goodjob:
     
  15. Elden

    Elden is back!

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    The Celt leader in Civ 3 is Brennus.
     
  16. Dr Tiny

    Dr Tiny Warlord

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    I must have been thinking of CivII while writing about CivIII, that will teach me to work 12 days running :rolleyes:
     
  17. Wischi

    Wischi Chieftain

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    Sorry if this has been mentioned before (not enough time to get through all 300+ posts), but when I wanted to check possible trades, my foreign advisor (while being Carthaginian) told me this:

    "Hail to the General, baby!"

    Being a DukeNukem fan, I could not help but LAUGHING MY A** OFF!
     
  18. Emp.Napoleon

    Emp.Napoleon SUPER EMP!

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    The "I'll show you mine is you show me yours" still gives me the giggles lol
     
  19. NeoDemocrat

    NeoDemocrat MOS MOS MOS

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    giggles....

    what will you think of next Mondo?
     
  20. Tom|420

    Tom|420 Warlord

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    It seems that Firaxis likes John Lennon a lot:

    1) When going for a change in government:

    "So you say you want a revolution?
    * Yeah, you know it's gonna be alright
    * No, You can count me out. "

    Looks like a lot like "The Beatles - Revolutions" to me

    2) When your citizens are unhappy because of the war:

    "All We Are Sayin' Is Give Peace A Chance!"

    I guess I don't need to say what song this one is from :)
     

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