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Funny Screenshots: Part Deux

Discussion in 'Civ4 - General Discussions' started by BakingTheArt, Jan 21, 2009.

  1. bestbrian

    bestbrian Just this guy, ya know?

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    Bang My sounds like a dirty word

    Get it now?
     
  2. totalepicness

    totalepicness Civilization Fanatic

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    oh god.
     
  3. SouthernKing

    SouthernKing crickety cricket

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    I still think this is funny. Behold r, the Greatest Great Artist Of All Time!

    Spoiler :
     
  4. EmperorFool

    EmperorFool Deity

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    I think he's actually a Great Pirate. :D
     
  5. bestbrian

    bestbrian Just this guy, ya know?

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    GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW! :lol:
     
  6. KaiserElectric

    KaiserElectric Total Freakin Besties

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  7. ruff_hi

    ruff_hi Live 4ever! Or die trying

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    this isn't that funny but has a back story to it ...

    I'm playing a 1v1 pbem with some AIs and my opponent got away to a fast lead. I was on an island with only Monty so no tech trading there ... took monty out, controlled my whole island (more like a continent) and have caught and passed my opponent in tech. He had to attack and capture a city to get oil, unlucky for him, it is coastal and I've just lined up 6 transports to take it off him ... first fight in this critical battle was Combat II Infantry v Machine Gun. I was hoping to know some XPs off the top - he went one better ...



    Wins 5 head to heads in a row with only 4 XPs left ... that is what I call going the extra mile! I now control the city - have 4 of my own MGuns in there - best offensive unit he has is cannons.
     
  8. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    The 'RNG gods' have smiled upon you, ruff_hi. ;)
     
  9. Riflin'Joe

    Riflin'Joe Prince

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    This one's more "funny peculiar" than "funny haha". Having found myself isolated and not really wanting to play it out, I went into WB just to have a look before I started a new game. And I found the oddest looking map I've ever seen with a standard script (fractal). You can see the shape from the mini-map. Not quite a perfect ring, with a 2-tile channel into the inland sea.
     

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  10. hoplitejoe

    hoplitejoe Top fun-poster

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    your island looks like an eagle
     
  11. Clam Spammer

    Clam Spammer Prince

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    1) I would've thought 100% culture was enough to own a tile... seems not. :crazyeye:
    2) Funny in a different sort of way... the sad joke that is hidden diplo modifiers :sad: (and "worst enemy" mechanics for that matter)
    3-4) Hammurabi is losing in one war... but still thinks he can win the game through war :lol:
    5) I have a negative amount of cities :eek:
     

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  12. Yoshiegg737

    Yoshiegg737 Jungo Jungo

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    My scout demonstrates his amazing fighting skills

    You know that the barbarians are horrible fighter's when they lose 100% chance battles
     
  13. hoplitejoe

    hoplitejoe Top fun-poster

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    is this not one of your first 3 battles?
     
  14. Yoshiegg737

    Yoshiegg737 Jungo Jungo

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    Nope. My first three battles was my archer garrison killing many war chariots
     
  15. Tristan_C

    Tristan_C Emperor

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    War chariots are from the yellow team, presumably-- the first battles against barbs are guaranteed on lower levels (a lower number each notch up, with zero on monarch I believe).
     
  16. joanne

    joanne Barbarian

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    More pathfinder shenanigans

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    What is there giant boat-eating clams or something? Or a barbarian submarine or stealth destroyer? (I'm telling you, barbs are descended from prehistoric aliens! :lol:)
     
  17. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    Wait, it's 75BC, couldn't be. ;)
     
  18. J@ckRB

    J@ckRB Chieftain

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    Rounding Shenanigans

    Monty manages to control his mad self

    And those reasons are???

    Real Helpful

    A Lion in a Hut? (Not really, more coincidence than anything)

    Toku willing to open borders (Fed up of isolation, eh?)

    The Mayans don't mind fighting their brothers in faith

    I'm pretty sure Macemen beat Spearmen (I'm researching Machinery)

    As if you weren't happy enough

    I know Zulu was backward, but not that much!!!

    Marble is that valuable, Wang?

    More Rounding Shenanigans

    All Hail the Mighty Mountain (Not funny, but I thought it was cool)

    I'm SO scared (Check the health bar of the barb archer)

    (I just dug these pics out)
     
  19. joanne

    joanne Barbarian

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    Why not? It's actually from my current game: normal speed, standard size fractal, huts+events off, random personalities + choose religions on. Unmodded apart from BUG 4.4, haven't WB'd or changed anything else. What's wrong?


    Those are a lot of pics :eek:; you may want to put them in
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    tags next time so we won't have to click them one by one.
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  • SouthernKing

    SouthernKing crickety cricket

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    I was playing Sword of Islam as Jerusalem. The Mamluks declared war on me. Then I got a message that the Mamluk ruler has set out on a pilgrimage to Mecca. I hate to tell you this, Mamluks, but I control Mecca now...:mwaha:
     
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