Bang Makok?
I'm kind of stupid.
I don't understand.
Explain.
Bang My sounds like a dirty word
Get it now?
Funny Screenshots: Part Deux
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Bang My sounds like a dirty word
Get it now?
totalepicness
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oh god.
SouthernKing
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I still think this is funny. Behold r, the Greatest Great Artist Of All Time!
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EmperorFool
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KaiserElectric
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ruff_hi
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this isn't that funny but has a back story to it ...
I'm playing a 1v1 pbem with some AIs and my opponent got away to a fast lead. I was on an island with only Monty so no tech trading there ... took monty out, controlled my whole island (more like a continent) and have caught and passed my opponent in tech. He had to attack and capture a city to get oil, unlucky for him, it is coastal and I've just lined up 6 transports to take it off him ... first fight in this critical battle was Combat II Infantry v Machine Gun. I was hoping to know some XPs off the top - he went one better ...
Wins 5 head to heads in a row with only 4 XPs left ... that is what I call going the extra mile! I now control the city - have 4 of my own MGuns in there - best offensive unit he has is cannons.
I'm playing a 1v1 pbem with some AIs and my opponent got away to a fast lead. I was on an island with only Monty so no tech trading there ... took monty out, controlled my whole island (more like a continent) and have caught and passed my opponent in tech. He had to attack and capture a city to get oil, unlucky for him, it is coastal and I've just lined up 6 transports to take it off him ... first fight in this critical battle was Combat II Infantry v Machine Gun. I was hoping to know some XPs off the top - he went one better ...
Wins 5 head to heads in a row with only 4 XPs left ... that is what I call going the extra mile! I now control the city - have 4 of my own MGuns in there - best offensive unit he has is cannons.
Optical
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The 'RNG gods' have smiled upon you, ruff_hi. 
Riflin'Joe
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This one's more "funny peculiar" than "funny haha". Having found myself isolated and not really wanting to play it out, I went into WB just to have a look before I started a new game. And I found the oddest looking map I've ever seen with a standard script (fractal). You can see the shape from the mini-map. Not quite a perfect ring, with a 2-tile channel into the inland sea.
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hoplitejoe
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your island looks like an eagle
Clam Spammer
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1) I would've thought 100% culture was enough to own a tile... seems not. 
2) Funny in a different sort of way... the sad joke that is hidden diplo modifiers
(and "worst enemy" mechanics for that matter)
3-4) Hammurabi is losing in one war... but still thinks he can win the game through war
5) I have a negative amount of cities
2) Funny in a different sort of way... the sad joke that is hidden diplo modifiers
(and "worst enemy" mechanics for that matter)3-4) Hammurabi is losing in one war... but still thinks he can win the game through war
5) I have a negative amount of cities
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Yoshiegg737
Jungo Jungo
My scout demonstrates his amazing fighting skills
You know that the barbarians are horrible fighter's when they lose 100% chance battles
You know that the barbarians are horrible fighter's when they lose 100% chance battles
hoplitejoe
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is this not one of your first 3 battles?
Yoshiegg737
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Nope. My first three battles was my archer garrison killing many war chariots
Tristan_C
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War chariots are from the yellow team, presumably-- the first battles against barbs are guaranteed on lower levels (a lower number each notch up, with zero on monarch I believe).
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
Wait, it's 75BC, couldn't be.
J@ckRB
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joanne
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Wait, it's 75BC, couldn't be.
Why not? It's actually from my current game: normal speed, standard size fractal, huts+events off, random personalities + choose religions on. Unmodded apart from BUG 4.4, haven't WB'd or changed anything else. What's wrong?
Those are a lot of pics
; you may want to put them in
SouthernKing
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I was playing Sword of Islam as Jerusalem. The Mamluks declared war on me. Then I got a message that the Mamluk ruler has set out on a pilgrimage to Mecca. I hate to tell you this, Mamluks, but I control Mecca now...
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