Funny Screenshots: Part Deux

[bestbrian]

Not funny-- sad.

The computer owes me a 10% victory.

He's a dwarf, for crying out loud. How is he expected to even reach up to a full grown panther?

 

[Jwitti]

Well, he does have a pickaxe.

 

[bestbrian]

Well, he does have a pickaxe.

Have you ever tried standing on a pick axe?

 

[Jwitti]

Yes I have it worked.
But you and I both know I meant reach.. 4ft from height + 1.5ft from arms + 1.5-2ft from pickaxe = 7-7.5 ft reach, which means if they wanted to they could pickaxe a human easily

 

[Akbarthegreat]

He's not only one.

 

[s.bernbaum]

Once upon a time in Africa (real story), when pygmies and tall tribes were at war, the pygmies used to sneak up behind the big guys and cut the tendons behind the knees, which dropped the big guys to the ground…. You don't have to be big, just good at what you do...

 

[Jwitti]

Those dwarves had Guerrilla I and II and Woodsman I and II.. surely Woodsman would entail some anti-panther training?

 

[Radio Noer]

Those dwarves had Guerrilla I and II and Woodsman I and II.. surely Woodsman would entail some anti-panther training?

Yes, but the panthers had anti-dwarf training.

 

[Dumanios]

Uh... .

 

[Jwitti]

Oh Dumanios, your mod lost me three more 75%+ battles...

 

[bestbrian]

Those dwarves had Guerrilla I and II and Woodsman I and II.. surely Woodsman would entail some anti-panther training?

Or at least some step ladder training?

 

[Jwitti]

They're like LotR dwarves, they're a good 4 ft. They didn't need ladders!!

 

[bestbrian]

They're like LotR dwarves, they're a good 4 ft. They didn't need ladders!!

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attac...onMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9VXNOODc_U

Final, RL proof that dwarves can't compete v big cats.

Now, I'm declaring this over. Back on topic, please.

(Yes, I know it's a spoof).

 

[Bucephalus]

The Great Wall is so large it can be seen from space..... yeah, right.

 

[choxorn]

Zoom out into space and see if it's still visible!

 

[Akbarthegreat]

Ninja!

 

[Mad Professor]

The funny bit for me is that pig. Looks like he scared absolutely --less by those big guys...

 

[Jwitti]

 

[Alexius08]

Suicidal AI in the European scenario of Road to War

Spoiler :

Benelux starts a two-front war against France and Germany, while Czechoslovakia tries to invade Germany

Yugoslavia does the same against Italy and Hungary

 

[Akbarthegreat]

Happened in RFC: DoC

Spoiler :