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you'd really think these architects would learn by now... 
Funny Screenshots: Part Deux
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Imperator Knoedel
Simperator Knoedel
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Mighty Rome, vassal of Carthage and enemy of Byzantium, life can be ironic sometimes.
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-9 for a bad first impression???
Did Gandhi punch him in the face on their first meeting or what? The other way around it´s only -6. Needless to say Gustav Adolf later DoWed and I´m currently undecided which side to support. Gustav is closer but Gandhi stole the Oracle as you can see in the next screenshot.Spoiler :
Apparently Indians like truffles so much that they decided to build their capital on them.
I didn´t even know that this event could happen on city tiles.
This is btw from the same game as the second screenshot.
TheMulattoMaker
Dictator of RF
Ol' Augustus is lookin' like I do before my first cup of coffee...
Imperator Knoedel
Simperator Knoedel
Now that you mention it, I just noticed that he has a -1 "A first impression is a lasting one" modifier towards me. Presumably the captain of my Caravel woke him up in the middle of the night.
Manco Capac
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Maybe he thinks he's too manly for MLP. jk
Imperator Knoedel
Simperator Knoedel
You have just given me a brilliant idea! Well, indirectly at least. Your post made me think about what MLP has to do with this screenshot, and in consequence with Civ4 in general, and I came to the conclusion that one should combine these two great works of humanity, and that gave me an idea for a variant game:
Poooooooooniiiiiiieeeeees!!!
You have to acquire every single resource of horse on the map because your citizens just can't get enough pony. To properly distribute pastel-colored goodness you also need to build Broadcasting Towers in all of your cities as well as the Internet. In the spirit of love and tolerance you are furthermore forbidden to declare war if it isn't triggered by a defensive pact, but you may purge haters (i.e. someone who DoWs on you) from existence as you please.
Someone needs to do this.
Poooooooooniiiiiiieeeeees!!!
You have to acquire every single resource of horse on the map because your citizens just can't get enough pony. To properly distribute pastel-colored goodness you also need to build Broadcasting Towers in all of your cities as well as the Internet. In the spirit of love and tolerance you are furthermore forbidden to declare war if it isn't triggered by a defensive pact, but you may purge haters (i.e. someone who DoWs on you) from existence as you please.
Someone needs to do this.
AdamCrock
Polish Pirate
I have recently hit an industrial era which leads to some pretty amizing innovations !! here's some of these :
You would think that University of Sankore is the place for spiritual and philosophical discourse ? But there's more ! Step within the University halls to see how our brilliant engineers have upgraded thinking process ! Now You can think philosophically while assembling gunz for our glorious army ! Amazing ! ^^
With the development of our new industrial electric diamond saw there is nothing You cant cut ! Our engineers has developed a new way to extract stones from old tombs so that they can be put to a better use in our ever growing factories ! stupendous ! ^^
Even Papa himself has adopted idustrialism and now is a prowd owner of "Papal mines Inc." Where infidels serve their punishment as a cheap work force ! ^^ Way to go ! Papa Industrialism is the future !
Our exapanisive industrialization made our forests dwindle but fear not ! Our great generals has estamblished an apple tree plantation on top of pentagon building to replant the forests in the future at strategically important fortification sites !
Unfortunately certain Mr. Washington was trying to cut the apple trees with his axe and fled our country but fear not good citizens ! Thanks to our innovative industrial technological thought he was soon spotted by our air baloon scouting team and apprehended ! Here's a photograph of the incident where one of our troopers talks with Mr. Washington.
Acordind to photoreporters that were on site one of our troopers said "Sir Im gonna have to ask You to step away from the catapult and nobody gets hurt"
You would think that University of Sankore is the place for spiritual and philosophical discourse ? But there's more ! Step within the University halls to see how our brilliant engineers have upgraded thinking process ! Now You can think philosophically while assembling gunz for our glorious army ! Amazing ! ^^
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With the development of our new industrial electric diamond saw there is nothing You cant cut ! Our engineers has developed a new way to extract stones from old tombs so that they can be put to a better use in our ever growing factories ! stupendous ! ^^
Spoiler :
Even Papa himself has adopted idustrialism and now is a prowd owner of "Papal mines Inc." Where infidels serve their punishment as a cheap work force ! ^^ Way to go ! Papa Industrialism is the future !
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Our exapanisive industrialization made our forests dwindle but fear not ! Our great generals has estamblished an apple tree plantation on top of pentagon building to replant the forests in the future at strategically important fortification sites !
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Unfortunately certain Mr. Washington was trying to cut the apple trees with his axe and fled our country but fear not good citizens ! Thanks to our innovative industrial technological thought he was soon spotted by our air baloon scouting team and apprehended ! Here's a photograph of the incident where one of our troopers talks with Mr. Washington.
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Acordind to photoreporters that were on site one of our troopers said "Sir Im gonna have to ask You to step away from the catapult and nobody gets hurt"
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Black Link (the Hylian) has found a pickaxe.
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TheMulattoMaker
Dictator of RF
Are you creating a BtS/Minecraft slashfiction mod? 
uat2d
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Pics or it didn't happen
AdamCrock
Polish Pirate
Aksum is the name of my vassal - Yeah I let them live a life ! xD
AdamCrock
Polish Pirate
The best Civ #2 gets the sword to deal with certain Mr. Ice God so yeah ! bring it |! ^^ Things get interesting after that to be sure ! ^^
UnforcedError
Settler
I never managed to get that far in the tech tree with Auric
Why do you get tons of cool late game rituals if you can just stomp the whole world with Priests of Winter? 
Drakarska
Epic Dadness
I never managed to get that far in the tech tree with Auric
Because Ethne the White has a nasty habit of using his adepts to change the terrain?
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Hey Adam. I just looked closer at these screenies, and noticed the insane amount of gold. how did you get that much (WB/Cheats?)
AdamCrock
Polish Pirate
Hi Vince 
I didn't used cheats , techs are gettiing You so little things to be build and there is so much time ... so I use "wealth" produtction as default in all cities because "research" production does very little imho. I used only 1-2 cities as "army building" facilities and it is only warlord difficulty and just very recently adopted democracy so I can finally buy things other than upgrades for troops 
I didn't used cheats , techs are gettiing You so little things to be build and there is so much time ... so I use "wealth" produtction as default in all cities because "research" production does very little imho. I used only 1-2 cities as "army building" facilities and it is only warlord difficulty and just very recently adopted democracy so I can finally buy things other than upgrades for troops Manco Capac
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I have a sensation AdamCrook plays C2C. Although I played it like 5 mins (because that's the max I can play on a standard map!), I have heard that the amount of cash you can get around renaissance and industrial age can be girnormous.
Probably to the fact there is plenty of time to mature the civilization compared to normal BTS.
But my memories say to me he said RI, so I'm confused and too lazy to go back and find the answer.
Probably to the fact there is plenty of time to mature the civilization compared to normal BTS.
But my memories say to me he said RI, so I'm confused and too lazy to go back and find the answer.
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