Drakarska
Epic Dadness
Monty Python' s Holy Grail is just awesome. Probably has the funniest into to a movie I've ever seen.
Funny Screenshots: Part Deux
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Settler
Haha, I'm sure the Holy Tactical Nukes of Antioch will make an appearance in some mod soon... 
Mad Professor
Deity
Haha, I'm sure the Holy Tactical Nukes of Antioch will make an appearance in some mod soon...
Right - and you'll only be able to build a maximum of THREE at a time...
Bowsling
Deity
Yeah. I'll get right on that.
lol - nukes or grocers, tough call!
capnvonbaron
Democratia gladii
One may point out that if you had 99 nukes, you wouldn't have a problem
Well, save for the problem of finding enough targets for said nukes.....
Bowsling
Deity
TheMulattoMaker
Dictator of RF
Nonono - they want me to build a grocer in the city that Carthage just took.
Well, it just shows you that the popup advisor has supreme confidence that the GG in Hastings will take out the Carthaginian stack there, and then wheel to liberate Oxford. Optimism, man, optimism.
Drakarska
Epic Dadness
Ya gotta be careful with them Buddha Boys, they sneaky SOAB's.
UnforcedError
Settler
^^I think it looks more like a group sea cruise.
To your left the famous island city of Dresden...
To your left the famous island city of Dresden...
Bowsling
Deity
Mad Professor
Deity
Yep - pretty standard on a map with Capac in the south, Monty in the middle and an American in the north. Monty wrecks America with his armies and wrecks his own economy so badly he never recovers, and Capac does nothing much ever except occasionally found Buddhism or build an early wonder. Playing on an earth map is a bit of a waste because the American civs might as well not be there. Though it's a nice challenge to play one of the American civs - by the time you've met the Europeans, you've given them a fair tech start (especially if you're not paying Monty and have to deal with the AI Monty in the process) and it's a nice challenge to still beat them to Alpha Centauri...
(No record dates of course, but I find it a fun challenge, especially at the higher levels.Yep - pretty standard on a map with Capac in the south, Monty in the middle and an American in the north. Monty wrecks America with his armies and wrecks his own economy so badly he never recovers, and Capac does nothing much ever except occasionally found Buddhism or build an early wonder. Playing on an earth map is a bit of a waste because the American civs might as well not be there. Though it's a nice challenge to play one of the American civs - by the time you've met the Europeans, you've given them a fair tech start (especially if you're not paying Monty and have to deal with the AI Monty in the process) and it's a nice challenge to still beat them to Alpha Centauri...
Yeh the incans havent moved from their mountain range, as if they dont understand you can use a galley to settle
As the english i have a massive tech lead despite 8 cities...i can win conquest or space comfortably
i always turn diplomatic victory off though as its cheesy imho... but it was enabled for the scenario..i built the apopolistic palace as i wanted to be a candidate, and won initial election, but not sure how often they revote head, and think i may have made a mistake building it as i have lots of neg diplo for killing spain and france
fun map though... catherine is a backstabbing b*** though as she declared at friendly!!!!! (i think she was bribed, ghengis declared then catherine and saladin same turn)
Oh what a beautiful start!
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^^^Save in case you want it.. (BAT mod) be warned though it's Deity (I was thinking survival..)
Bowsling
Deity
The only good thing I see about that start is all the forests. You got four crappy seafoods which will take a detour to fishing and like 120 hammers worth of units to improve, and don't provide much food anyways, and two mediocre tiles that have to wait until calendar to improve.
Unless I missed the joke and it's so bad that it's funny?
Unless I missed the joke and it's so bad that it's funny?
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