Funny Screenshots: Part Deux

[Timsup2nothin]

While the screenshot is funny, I'll bet the look on Jwitti's face was priceless.

 

[Jwitti]

Drak, tell him the bananas already have a slight radioactivity, use those in your reactors!

and yes but not in the way you think.. it was a "I HAVE to post this this is awesomely hilariously stupid..

 

[God-Emperor]

Really? So trying again are we? Um, So what's in your banana's to make 'em special?

Bananas are tasty and nutritious. Explosives and uranium not so much.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

yes but not in the way you think.. it was a "I HAVE to post this this is awesomely hilariously stupid..

That's pretty much what I was thinking. After a certain point we all get somewhat jaded and the normal stupidity and weirdness just passes by ... but we still react to that every once in a while stupid weird beyond the ordinary ... and usually that reaction is just as hilarious as the stupid weirdness. For me the hilarity mostly comes from the combination of

1) I can't keep quiet and I make some sort of surprised noise
2) My girlfriend doesn't play games so explaining to her what surprised me is basically impossible, but since I made a surprised noise she insists I try

but I'm sure anyone playing Civ with a running webcam would have a gallery of shocked expressions that would be great for laughs.

 

[Lennier]

Spoiler :

Yeah, Capac. Canceling that open border agreement will really crimp my style.

 

[Drakarska]

LOL, was that his last gasp middle finger of death to you Lennier?

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

Yeah, I like how it eases you into the knowledge that someone's dead...

Deal Canceled: Fish to Catherine for Wheat
What? What'd I do? Did I piss her off or something?
The Russian Empire has been destroyed by the Barbarian State!
Oh. Bummer for you, I guess. Better go find some more wheat.

And I'm diggin' the maximum winding-ness on your Great Wall there, Lennier.

 

[Lennier]

LOL, was that his last gasp middle finger of death to you Lennier?

I think it's a bug somewhere in BUG that reports the cancellation all deals when a civ is destroyed (see TheMullattoMaker's reply).

This was one of the worst games I've seen the AI HC play. By the time I discovered optics and sailed to discover the "other" continent, he was down to 2 cities and had capped to Sury. I think what happened is that Izzy & Sury got into a dust-up and Izzy took HC's last 2 cities. I'm now busy getting my army over to the "other"continent (parking it in Sury's land) in preparation for the conquest of Spain.

Yeah, I like how it eases you into the knowledge that someone's dead...

Deal Canceled: Fish to Catherine for Wheat
What? What'd I do? Did I piss her off or something?
The Russian Empire has been destroyed by the Barbarian State!
Oh. Bummer for you, I guess. Better go find some more wheat.

If it was anyone but the Barbarians, you'd know who to get the wheat from.

And I'm diggin' the maximum winding-ness on your Great Wall there, Lennier.

Thanks, but it's not that windy. I built it when I had 2 cities. Capital had two border pops, Gondor off to the east had one. Gondor had stone near the city site and eventually became my HE city. I just had a map that screamed "wonder spam." Marble in BFC, stone next door, copper just outside BFC. I even had ivory in my BFC, but somehow Izzy built SoZ before I finished Aesthetics, so no fail-gold.

 

[tranx]

Isolationist Tokugawa is isolated.

Spoiler :

 

[Imperator Knoedel]

Isolationist Tokugawa is isolated.

Spoiler :

Technically he could have founded a city 2W1N of Osaka and built a Galley there to ferry a Settler onto that two tile island.

 

[tranx]

Well actually he managed to throw some boats out before the icecaps totally enclosed his territory. He even managed to found two cities in the New World. Unfortunately for him, my own colonies' borders are pushing hard on his. It's only a matter of turns before these two cities become mine.

 

[Imperator Knoedel]

Well actually he managed to throw some boats out before the icecaps totally enclosed his territory.

Wait, so the icecaps are growing? So much for global warming then.

 

[nerdfighter13]

They must not be using nukes.

 

[nfw]

They must not be using nukes.

He must've been using cold fusion, at least that's what the new Star Trek movie taught me.

 

[Deckhand]

Star Trek allows reloads and doesn't check Lock Modified Assets.

 

[Manco Capac]

If Toku put a line of forts along the coast from Kyoto to that entrapped island, then the connection would be feasible.

 

[AdamCrock]

If Toku put a line of forts along the coast from Kyoto to that entrapped island, then the connection would be feasible.

2 forts

 

[j_mie6]

no I definitely think it needs to be a line

 

[Lennier]

It's the Mother of All Golden Ages!

Spoiler :

Spoiler :

Huge/Marathon. Popped a 2-GP GA on same turn Taj finished while in possession of MoM=48 turns of GA.

 

[W|M]

I've popped nearly 150 turns of Golden Age before.

Spoiler :

Caveman2Cosmos, Snail speed, Mausoleum of Mausollos, and multiple Golden Ages firing