God Save the King
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mbkkbm
Silly American
By the way: We're over 2,000 views! 7,000 left until Yoshi can use his picture!
SouthernKing
crickety cricket
If we get there I will beat Yoshi with the pic 
mbkkbm
Silly American
wonderful.
Mosher
Mushroom dad
How about everyone link the pic. 
Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
Unless you're using some odd mod, you have a picture of a russian galleon next to a Roman city.
EDIT: oh. the White text.
mbkkbm
Silly American
oh...sorry. It was just Catherine had OB with romans and so did I.
mbkkbm
Silly American
By the way, I'm going to update soon.
reddishrecue
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awwwww no one continued with option D. At least that cathy decision was really something because Moscow was captured even through all those cossacks.
mbkkbm
Silly American
indeed. But don't forget the unoffical cIV Stories and Tales Forum Motto: When in doubt, WAR!
And yes. She had too many Cossacks. WAY too many cossacks.
And welcome reddishrecue. Mainly because I refuse to spell that again, your new name is Redd.
hoplitejoe
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Fixed
mbkkbm
Silly American
Fixed
excellent. But, sadly, I already killed France!
By the way, update soon, it'll only go to 1964,and there'll be a three option poll. Should be done tomorrow.
Mosher
Mushroom dad
excellent. But, sadly, I already killed France!
By the way, update soon, it'll only go to 1964,and there'll be a three option poll. Should be done tomorrow.
So? NUKE IT AGAIN!
AJ11
Emperor
So? NUKE IT AGAIN!
This is why Civ players should never be allowed anywhere near the big red button...
Mosher
Mushroom dad
I disagree.
SouthernKing
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Wait, you agree to keep Civ players away from the big red button or you agree to disagree?
By the way, if any of the options involve going after Russia, then that's my vote.
mbkkbm
Silly American
First and foremost, I went after Russia.
Second, ALL Civ players should be given control of a HUGE red button, only one which actually does anything. Thus, they could get their nuking urge out.
Second, ALL Civ players should be given control of a HUGE red button, only one which actually does anything. Thus, they could get their nuking urge out.
mbkkbm
Silly American
The English-Russian War: Part TwoAnd other stuff...
In 1950, York had finished its two tanks. York was immediately ordered to start on three tanks, for the invasion plans being circulated in the Pentagon. Meanwhile, Madrid had finished its tank, and started on three more tanks. (Tanks are being grown at a record rate. Hehehe….Run Catherine Run!) Antium also finished its tank, and was also ordered to start on three more. In other news, industrialists were dying of boredom as all they were ordered to produce tanks, tanks, and nothing but tanks. In the War Front, three tank divisions and one marine division were all ordered to Saint Petersburg. Meanwhile, a large force was landed near Yaroslavl’ was landed without any casualties.
In 1951, Gao was lost to the Arabians. Amazingly, they were still Cautious, and were apparently just dragged into the war by the Russians. Gao was razed by the Arabians. (Sad.)In other news, Paris and another city both finished its tanks and started on three more tanks each. The city of Yaroslavl’ was taken by the amphibious force, and was officially renamed “Norway”. (No one wanted to spell Yaroslavl’.) In Moscow, three grenadiers were updated to infantry.
In 1952, some lazy researchers sent Matthias a message via radio. The message was “We have discovered Radio. What next?” Matthias immediately started on a massive fuel-powered hunk of metal to fly into the sky. It was also known as Rocketry. In other news, the city of St. Petersburg was taken with few casualties and renamed St Matthiasburg. Meanwhile, the HMS Kent killed yet another Russian naval transport, and crippled the Russian Navy’s invasion capabilities.
St Matthiasburg
In 1953, a tank was finished in Berlin. Berlin, predictably, was ordered to start on three more. Meanwhile, Hamburg finished its new machine gun and started on another two machine guns. The city of Dublin, meanwhile, had finished its library and started on a theatre to listen to plays from England.
In 1955, the city of Iceland finished rioting and learned to speak English with a Norwegian accent. They immediately started on a theatre to see plays, just like everywhere else.
In 1956, the city of Frankfurt was taken by the glorious His Majesties Armies. They just lost one marine to a machine gun. Simultaneously, the city of Rostov was taken with the loss of four infantry. In a triumph of planning, the city of Novgorod was taken in the same year, with no significant losses. Meanwhile, the HMS Orion was updated to a Destroyer, to well, destroy. (What else would it do?)
Oslo Taken
Russian Machine Guns: AH!
In 1957, the tank divisions were finished in London. London immediately started on a bunker. Apparently, a bunker was a big hole in the ground. Thus, the entire population was put to work digging holes. (“Fun” they muttered. “Just like Stonehenge” they muttered. Unfortunately, all they could do is mumble, because there were tanks in the city.) In other news, the city of Cumae finished its library and started on a theatre to be not barbaric.
In 1958, Norway finished rioting. It then started on a Buddhist Temple to please the angry Russian monks. Meanwhile, Dublin also finished its theatre, and started on harbor, to hold ships from England.
In 1959, Rocketry was discovered in the English Empire. This was shown as researchers shot up a huge rocket saying “All hail Matthias! By the way: Steaks are half-off at the London Market! Get ‘em while there still there! Sponsored by: Market!” Clearly, the researchers had mastered this new technology. Matthias then ordered the researchers to send up a huge camera to take pictures of the world. They were called Satellites. In other news, London finished its bunker, thus inspiring the phrase “That’s a load of bunk.” Londoners were confused and didn’t know what to do, until Matthias told them to put someone on the Moon. After several attempts at using a slingshot (didn’t go so well….) the Apollo Program was begun. In other news, the amazingly victorious HMA divisions took Essen, and razed it.
Essen taken:
In 1960, Moscow finished rioting and started on a theatre to not be barbaric. Meanwhile, Cologne finished its tank and started on a Buddhist Temple to sooth the angry monks.
In 1961, St Matthiasburg finished rioting and began on a theatre to be civilized, as anything named St Matthiasburg had to be. Meanwhile, Saladin made Peace with me.
1962 was an influential year in the English Empire. The Icelandic Theatre was finished, and, even though the actors had an odd accent, it was still decent entertainment. Also, the cities of Dortmund and Dusseldorf were both taken with the total loss of two tanks.
Dusseldorf taken:
What the heck???
In 1963, Paris finished its two tanks. Paris looked at the streets, and looked at the large numbers of random hobos on the streets. Matthias then ordered them to build a place to move them all into the other cities to spy on their opponents. It was called the Scotland Yard, for Matthias was in Scotland, in a yard, when he thought of it. A trade with Qin Shi Huang was negotiated to get Biology, to use the theory of evolution. (For some reason, this is important.) Asoka, somehow, also thought of the Apollo Project and built one in his cities. In other news, two tanks were killed in action near Yakutsk.
Trade:
In 1964, Norway finished the Buddhist Temple, and started on a market to make money. Yakutsk was taken, and razed. The entire HMA army headed towards Rostov to heal and to later attack someone. Peace with Russia was declared.
Peace!
The Capital (and only city) of the Russian Empire
Overview!
POLL: Who should I attack next?
A. India. (They are going for a Space Victory...)
3 votes
B. China. (Too strong. Attack them when we have a chance.)
1 vote
C. EVERYONE!!!!
D. I likez to vote! And say 'trudged' more! 1 vote
In 1950, York had finished its two tanks. York was immediately ordered to start on three tanks, for the invasion plans being circulated in the Pentagon. Meanwhile, Madrid had finished its tank, and started on three more tanks. (Tanks are being grown at a record rate. Hehehe….Run Catherine Run!) Antium also finished its tank, and was also ordered to start on three more. In other news, industrialists were dying of boredom as all they were ordered to produce tanks, tanks, and nothing but tanks. In the War Front, three tank divisions and one marine division were all ordered to Saint Petersburg. Meanwhile, a large force was landed near Yaroslavl’ was landed without any casualties.
In 1951, Gao was lost to the Arabians. Amazingly, they were still Cautious, and were apparently just dragged into the war by the Russians. Gao was razed by the Arabians. (Sad.)In other news, Paris and another city both finished its tanks and started on three more tanks each. The city of Yaroslavl’ was taken by the amphibious force, and was officially renamed “Norway”. (No one wanted to spell Yaroslavl’.) In Moscow, three grenadiers were updated to infantry.
In 1952, some lazy researchers sent Matthias a message via radio. The message was “We have discovered Radio. What next?” Matthias immediately started on a massive fuel-powered hunk of metal to fly into the sky. It was also known as Rocketry. In other news, the city of St. Petersburg was taken with few casualties and renamed St Matthiasburg. Meanwhile, the HMS Kent killed yet another Russian naval transport, and crippled the Russian Navy’s invasion capabilities.
St Matthiasburg
Spoiler :
In 1953, a tank was finished in Berlin. Berlin, predictably, was ordered to start on three more. Meanwhile, Hamburg finished its new machine gun and started on another two machine guns. The city of Dublin, meanwhile, had finished its library and started on a theatre to listen to plays from England.
In 1955, the city of Iceland finished rioting and learned to speak English with a Norwegian accent. They immediately started on a theatre to see plays, just like everywhere else.
In 1956, the city of Frankfurt was taken by the glorious His Majesties Armies. They just lost one marine to a machine gun. Simultaneously, the city of Rostov was taken with the loss of four infantry. In a triumph of planning, the city of Novgorod was taken in the same year, with no significant losses. Meanwhile, the HMS Orion was updated to a Destroyer, to well, destroy. (What else would it do?)
Oslo Taken
Spoiler :
Russian Machine Guns: AH!
Spoiler :
In 1957, the tank divisions were finished in London. London immediately started on a bunker. Apparently, a bunker was a big hole in the ground. Thus, the entire population was put to work digging holes. (“Fun” they muttered. “Just like Stonehenge” they muttered. Unfortunately, all they could do is mumble, because there were tanks in the city.) In other news, the city of Cumae finished its library and started on a theatre to be not barbaric.
In 1958, Norway finished rioting. It then started on a Buddhist Temple to please the angry Russian monks. Meanwhile, Dublin also finished its theatre, and started on harbor, to hold ships from England.
In 1959, Rocketry was discovered in the English Empire. This was shown as researchers shot up a huge rocket saying “All hail Matthias! By the way: Steaks are half-off at the London Market! Get ‘em while there still there! Sponsored by: Market!” Clearly, the researchers had mastered this new technology. Matthias then ordered the researchers to send up a huge camera to take pictures of the world. They were called Satellites. In other news, London finished its bunker, thus inspiring the phrase “That’s a load of bunk.” Londoners were confused and didn’t know what to do, until Matthias told them to put someone on the Moon. After several attempts at using a slingshot (didn’t go so well….) the Apollo Program was begun. In other news, the amazingly victorious HMA divisions took Essen, and razed it.
Essen taken:
Spoiler :
In 1960, Moscow finished rioting and started on a theatre to not be barbaric. Meanwhile, Cologne finished its tank and started on a Buddhist Temple to sooth the angry monks.
In 1961, St Matthiasburg finished rioting and began on a theatre to be civilized, as anything named St Matthiasburg had to be. Meanwhile, Saladin made Peace with me.
Spoiler :
1962 was an influential year in the English Empire. The Icelandic Theatre was finished, and, even though the actors had an odd accent, it was still decent entertainment. Also, the cities of Dortmund and Dusseldorf were both taken with the total loss of two tanks.
Dusseldorf taken:
Spoiler :
What the heck???
Spoiler :
In 1963, Paris finished its two tanks. Paris looked at the streets, and looked at the large numbers of random hobos on the streets. Matthias then ordered them to build a place to move them all into the other cities to spy on their opponents. It was called the Scotland Yard, for Matthias was in Scotland, in a yard, when he thought of it. A trade with Qin Shi Huang was negotiated to get Biology, to use the theory of evolution. (For some reason, this is important.) Asoka, somehow, also thought of the Apollo Project and built one in his cities. In other news, two tanks were killed in action near Yakutsk.
Trade:
Spoiler :
In 1964, Norway finished the Buddhist Temple, and started on a market to make money. Yakutsk was taken, and razed. The entire HMA army headed towards Rostov to heal and to later attack someone. Peace with Russia was declared.
Peace!
Spoiler :
The Capital (and only city) of the Russian Empire
Spoiler :
Overview!
Spoiler :
POLL: Who should I attack next?
A. India. (They are going for a Space Victory...)
Spoiler :
B. China. (Too strong. Attack them when we have a chance.)
Spoiler :
C. EVERYONE!!!!
D. I likez to vote! And say 'trudged' more! 1 vote
hoplitejoe
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