God Save the King

[nightcreature]

I vote A. And E.

 

[hoplitejoe]

Is it just for me that some of the pictures didn't work?
I vote C

 

[mediterreania]

A. Ten turns should be enough to mass an army.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I vote for D

 

[Mosher]

I vote E.

 

[SouthernKing]

I vote C

 

[mediterreania]

I vote C

Ow my eyes the smiley spam

 

[Civ'ed]

welcome to the subforums, dude. this happens all the time.

 

[mbkkbm]

really? did you click every smily? Or wait. That would look like this:


Ironically, I used the no-spam smiley.

 

[mediterreania]

civfanatics needs less annoying smileys

when in doubt, don't use the animated ones

 

[Mosher]

If you don't like animated smilies, don't come to S&T.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Way to welcome the newbs.

Option B: Go after Russia. Why wait to go after Rome when you can start a different war sooner? Muahahaha.


As a tip for Space: it would generally work out better if you are not accepting techs when there is only 1 turn left to research them... every AI will "remember" the fact that you got Physics but they will "count" it equivalently to you having received the entire value of the tech, not just a partially-valued tech (especially when it looks like you were less than 5 Flasks away from self-teching Physics). Thus, with trades like that one having been made, I'd probably forget about Space, as you'll soon run out of AIs that won't tell you that you are Becoming Too Advanced for them.

 

[mbkkbm]

Way to welcome the newbs.

Option B: Go after Russia. Why wait to go after Rome when you can start a different war sooner? Muahahaha.


As a tip for Space: it would generally work out better if you are not accepting techs when there is only 1 turn left to research them... every AI will "remember" the fact that you got Physics but they will "count" it equivalently to you having received the entire value of the tech, not just a partially-valued tech (especially when it looks like you were less than 5 Flasks away from self-teching Physics). Thus, with trades like that one having been made, I'd probably forget about Space, as you'll soon run out of AIs that won't tell you that you are Becoming Too Advanced for them.

plus....I'll get my money back. That was very rude of Catherine, hitting me up for cash when I'm fighting a war. Very Rude. Insults like that to the glorious English Empire must be....avenged.

 

[SouthernKing]

If you don't like animated smilies, don't come to S&T.

Mosher here has a very good point.

Also, if you are not a fan of animated cat gifs, being an S&T regular isnt the greatest idea

 

[danjuno]

For the third time, crush cathers under the fatties!

 

[mbkkbm]

For the third time, crush cathers under the fatties!

yesssss.....the fatties shall attack!!! SO I THUS DECREE!

 

[SouthernKing]

Looking forward to the next updat

 

[mbkkbm]

Looking forward to the next updat

Aren't we all. Anyway, I'm going to play it today. Update should be soon. (Aka: tomorrow or later)

 

[mbkkbm]

In the year of 1922, something amazing happened to Matthias. He attempted to read at night and, due to the fact that candles produce wax which burns (just a little), he called back his researchers and told them to start on something so he could read when it was dark. It was called “electricity”. The very confused partly Communist researchers trudged away. Meanwhile, London stopped building 3 infantry because Matthias had an idea. His idea was to put all the military people in one building so that he knew where to find them if any invasion failed. Due to the fact someone told him it needed five sides, it was called the “Pentagon”. An ancient Great Engineer was sacrificed to Buddha for 800 hammers to help. Meanwhile, two Great Prophets were assimilated into the city (assimilated is a nice word)for money, for money is good and Matthias noticed we were low. We also traded for Railroad (hehehe….can you say machine guns?)

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In 1923, Rome finally finished rioting. After learning to speak English (NOT LATIN! English!) Romans (No, not from the ROMAN Empire)began working on a barracks. In other not-very-important news, Brownsville, TX finished its University and had the best sports teams. It started on a courthouse which would somehow allow them to govern themselves and save Matthias money.

In 1924, Antium also finished rioting and started on a barracks like Rome. For some unknown reason (drinking, perhaps?) Qin Shi Huang declared war on Roosevelt. (Oooh. That’s gonna hurt Roosevelt. For most of this update Qin Shi Huang is #1.) Mexico City then canceled its Infantry, as Roosevelt will be busy, and started on a bunch of random stuff to produce Wealth.

In 1925, diplomats were sent to Saladin to trade. Mainly due to the fact that everyone was over the “Salad in” jokes (they ARE 2300 years old. They got a little worn-out.) a trade was negotiated that would give me Artillery and 30 gold for Assembly Line. Meanwhile, Hamburg finished its three infantry, and started on a machine gun for defense. A library was finished in Copan, so everyone could read their ancient works. Despite everyone worrying about the end of the world in 2012, it started on a courthouse to somehow save Matthias money.

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In 1927, Asoka offered us a trade again. He gave us an odd yellow thing, and, once he told us to peel it, it was delicious and we traded him corn for this wonderful banana. Rome finished its barracks and was ordered to start on a library to read Latin to English.

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In 1928, Stuttgart finally finished its cavalry. (Better late than never.)It started on Stuttgart University. (Go Angry Mountain Goats!)Antium finished its barracks and immediately started on a Buddhist Temple. Dublin also finished rioting and, in Antium’s lead, started on Buddhist Temples. Yet another name-less Great Prophet was born in London and…..assimilated.

In 1929, the (zapped and clearly electrocuted repeatedly) researchers returned wearily to announce that they had discovered that if you fly a kite in a storm, you will be electrocuted. Matthias said “Idiots! Why else did you think I put the Kite Curfew at 9:00? Get me SMARTER researchers!” The apparently smarter researchers arrived and were ordered to start on the industrialization of the English economy. It was called “Industrialism”. Meanwhile, London had finished its Pentagon, so Matthias could walk over to the warriors and hit them with clubs. (Ah. The good times.) London began its Observatory to make research, because for some reason the researchers were slower than normal. In other news, Gao finished its library and started on a Hindu Temple for no apparent reason than people wanted one. Also, Cumae finished rioting and started on a Buddhist Temple. (BuddhaVille!)

In 1930, a trade with Qin Shi Huang (sorry, I forgot to take a screenshot) obtained us Combustion. This would allow us to make oil wells on our land. Matthias noticed one important detail: We had NO OIL ON OUR LAND!!!! After getting extremely angry and hiring a new Oil Advisor, he continued on.

In 1931, the observatory was finished in London. London was ordered to start on a machine gun to defend London. (Just in case.) Meanwhile, three infantry were finished in York and York was told to start on two updated cannons, called artillery.

In 1932, both Berlin and Madrid finished their three infantry. Both were ordered to follow York’s lead and start on one artillery each. Rome also finished its library and started on a theatre to not be barbaric.

In 1933, London finished its machine gun and started on five infantry. Meanwhile, Paris finished its three infantry and started on a market, amazed that they didn’t already have one. Antium also finished its Buddhist Temple and was ordered to work on a machine gun.

In 1935, Cologne finished its three infantry and started on one cavalry. Meanwhile, Hamburg finished its machine gun for defense and started on another one. Meanwhile, SU was finished in Stuttgart. Stuttgart began on a castle for defense. Meanwhile, in Rome, the theatre was finished. Rome started on an infantry to attack Russia. Meanwhile, the HMS York, in the Irish-English Channel was updated to a Transport.

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In 1936, a courthouse in Brownsville was finished. Meanwhile, Brownsville began on a lighthouse to get more food.

In 1937, both Madrid and Berlin finished its artillery. Like everything else being built, it was immediately sent to Hamburg to become the 1st Russian Corps. Both Berlin and Madrid started on a Marine, in case the Russians sent in machine guns also. Also, the researchers arrived to tell Matthias that Industrialism was finished. Industrialization was ordered all throughout the English Empire. After finishing three infantry, London began on a work boat to place on an oil supply which was interfering with trade ships. Meanwhile, researchers were ordered to work on using oil to make a material called plastic. Thus, Plastics began researching. Also, in an amazing feat, Cyrus took almost every other resource I had, but I got oil!!!

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In 1938, Paris finished its market and started on a Heroic Epic devoted to the HMS York, one of the first ships of the royal Navy to be built and yet it still continued. Somehow, this would help Paris make military divisions faster.

In 1939, the courthouse in Copan was finished. It then started on Copan University. (Go Jaguars!) Meanwhile, Cumae finished its Buddhist Temple, and started on a library (for knowledge is as good as money). Another Buddhist Temple was also finished in Dublin, and started on a barracks. In other news: a crazy maniac is supposed to attack Poland. After Matthias asking “What’s Poland?” He later remarked “Hmm… It WAS good that we attacked Germany.”

In 1940, the two artillery were finished in York, and York started on two tanks. A machine gun was also finished in Antium, and it started on a tank to attack Russia. Meanwhile, Stuttgart finished its Castle and started on a tank. Meanwhile, the Heroic Epic in Paris was finished, and Paris was ordered to begin on two tanks. Also, the HMS Kent Ironclad was updated to a Destroyer. (Boom!)

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In 1942, the Marine in Berlin was finished. Berlin began on a tank. (Hehehe…..this will be pretty.)

In 1943, Madrid also finished its Marine. It, just like Berlin, started on a tank. Hamburg finished another machine gun, and was told to start on another machine gun. Rome finished its infantry, and started on a Marine. The HMS Enterprise, in the Irish-English Channel was updated to a transport.

1945 was a huge year in the English Empire. Researchers returned to announce that Plastics was discovered and started on a device to hear words from far away, called the radio. Meanwhile, the Oil in the English Coast was made into Oil for the nation. London finished its infantry and started on a massive Stupa to gain Buddha’s support for the impending war. Meanwhile, Cologne finished its Calvary and started on a tank. Meanwhile, Brownsville finishes a lighthouse, and started on a barracks, for some apparent reason. Dublin also finishes a barracks, and starts on a library for knowledge. Our diplomats finally got to attack Catherine, and we declared war on Catherine. Due to this, a massive army from Hamburg (with 30 infantry divisions!) advanced to Moscow.

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In 1946, Paris finished a tank and started on another two tanks. Meanwhile, we got Open Borders with Rome again. The HMS Kent Destroyer killed one of the two heavily laden Russian Galleons which were going to England. Yet another tank division was built in Berlin, and started on another tank. On the way to Moscow, HMA divisions killed 5 Russian divisions, and only lost one division.

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In 1947, Yekaterinburg (thanks again, copy paste) was taken, and re-named Iceland. The HMS Kent killed the other Galleon, thus saving England.

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In 1948, nine (NINE!) Russian divisions were killed defending Moscow. Total losses to the English equaled less than one division. The Buddhist Stupa was finished in London, and, with Buddha’s support, the plans for the taking of Moscow began. London started on three tanks. Meanwhile, the Copan University was finished, and Copan started on another Destroyer, the HMS Ark.

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In 1949, HMA divisions kill a total of 19 (NINETEEN!!!19!) divisions and take Moscow. The English lose only three divisions. Plans to take all of Russia begin in the Pentagon.

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[Civ'ed]

explain how a roman city is relevant please