God Save the King

[mayor]

tomorrow has come! does this mean we can anjoy a little european warmogering??

 

[mbkkbm]

tomorrow has come! does this mean we can anjoy a little european warmogering??

soon my good man. soon. I just need to finish the whole creative writing part. It might be as much as 3 days. Its a HUGE update. And it'll have a poll.

 

[mayor]

a HUGE update that includes a poll???
I can wait a while longer for that... i think..

Just know that I'm now more anxious for that update. but take your time

 

[mbkkbm]

a HUGE update that includes a poll???
I can wait a while longer for that... i think..

Just know that I'm now more anxious for that update. but take your time

thanks.
EDIT: It goes from 375AD to 1535 AD, which counts as huge.

 

[mbkkbm]

PART THREE: The (Extremely Bloody and Drawn-Out) Spanish- English War. (And….you know…..other stuff

In 375 AD, the English Empire, under the emperor Matthias was asked by Julius Caesar (Prepare fourth round of Salad in jokes) to convert to Buddhism. Matthias wasn’t going to convert, but, at the sight of a huge Buddhist riot with a whole lot of people rubbing bellies, Matthias decided to convert, like all the other European powers. (The fact that Julius Caesar said it brought everlasting life probably didn’t hurt, either. Remember, Matthias IS 4375 years old. That’s a lot of candles. :lol ) Also, for some reason, someone did a census and revealed there were one million people in the English Empire. (And that was AFTER all the illegals were deported. )

In 425 AD, the archer regiment stationed at London was ordered to move to Paris. They were unhappy at first, but, after hearing Paris had good wine, they hopped aboard the HMS Serapis and sailed away.

In 450AD, Cyrus arrived at London to try to negotiate open borders. Mainly because he presented no fear of renewal of the Salad in jokes, his request for open borders was denied and he was sent away in shame. Also, the researchers had come back with the secrets of Construction. They were not fat anymore (Physical labor ) and showed Matthias how to build huge Coliseums to entertain fat Buddhists by killing off prisoners (Very warlike Buddhists. ). Matthias then demanded that they start on figuring out how to ride horses. Mainly due to the fact that horses didn’t like to be ridden, this had never happened before.

In 475AD, the four HMA swordsmen battalion is mobilized from Paris. They board they HMS Galley Fleet, and sail for the previously scouted final French city of Orleans.

500AD was a danger for English units in Paris. Two warriors came near the city, but were apparently scared off by the archers. EYEWITNESS REPORT: “As they came close to Paris, the inhabitants, who were mostly English, started throwing salad at them. After being pelted by lettuce, the fat warriors retreated.”

In 520AD, the HMA Swords Regiments arrived near Orleans.


In 540AD, the HMA regiments attack and sack Orleans. It is destroyed and salt placed on its farms, so nothing could ever grow again.
560AD was a busy year in the English Empire. Paris realized the stupidity of rioting against the clearly superior English. Resigned, they then started on a Barracks. Both London and York finished their markets and spent pounds spending and spent pounds walking. (Haha. I made a funny. )Also, mounted researchers arrived in London to prove they had discovered Horseback Riding. Matthias immediately got a huge horse to make him look more regal. After about five minutes, when people stopped being amazed and found out that the horses smelt like….um….well….poo, Matthias angrily stated “Idiots! You brought a smelly horse into the Imperial Palace! Guards! Find me new researchers!” The old researchers later founded the first racetrack to bet on and became rich. The new researchers were ordered to begin finding out how to cast metal into weird shapes. Meanwhile, London began to work on two horse archer regiments to invade Spain, mainly because she founded Buddhism and made everyone rub each other bellies. Meanwhile, York, happily ignorant of this plot, began to work on a London-style lighthouse.

In 640AD, the triumphant HMA Swordsmen regiments returned to Paris and were cheered by the humble masses.


In 680AD, York had finished its lighthouse and, now that it had become aware of the plot against Isabella, began working on two horse archer regiments.

In 700AD, researchers clothed in metal arrived in London to announce the finishing of Metal Casting. Despite the fact they wanted to start some modern art thing, (and were ignored) they were forced to write a Code of Laws that would officially forbid public art, among other things. Meanwhile, a horse archer at Paris was sent to scout Isabella’s defenses. They were formidable. Meanwhile, in London, yet another person claiming to be from heaven (at least this time he was sent by the Buddha) named St. Paul was born. He was sent to Paris to go to sleep. Also, Saladin returned and provoked even more Salad in jokes, thus causing the creation of the first known “joke book”. He traded by the idea of one king for the ability to cast metal. Once Matthias found out that Monarchy was just “I’m a king. You’ll obey me”, he got mad and threw Saladin out of his palace.

In 740AD, London finished its two HMA Horse Archer regiments, which had both been sent to Paris. London began to work on an archer regiment for defense, for the warriors were inventing polo by sitting on horses and whacking fatties, (amazingly) provoking anger among the populace.

In 760AD, the archers were finished and put an end to “fat polo”. London started on a Forge, which, somehow, would make London produce stuff faster.

In 800AD, the researchers arrived in London to prove they had finished a Code of Laws. (Excerpt: 6: No one shall be clothed in any way deemed unusual in a public place.) They were shown an odd toy Matthias was given with a lot of odd circley thingies. Matthias called them “Gears”. He had his researchers begin working on building huge buildings using these gears.

In 820 AD some hobo went to all the great civilizations. He then proclaimed that the English Empire was the 8th largest army in the world. Matthias, in an angry rage, had this spy brought to him. He was then hung by his toenails and paraded him around the city. He was later thrown in a dungeon for the rest of time. York also finished its two HMA Horse Archer regiments and was sent to Paris. York then started on a forge which would somehow improve production.

In 960AD, London finished its forge. Somehow, this improved production. Matthias had yet another idea “Let us begin on a massive tower to go to heaven and converse with Buddha. BEGIN!” It was to be called “Chichen Itza”, as it was supposed to be called Chick Za, but due to the fact Matthias sneezed and the name caught on, the Chichen Itza began construction.

In 980AD, Parisians had finished the barracks. Due to the fact that Buddhism was prominent in Paris and they had monks, Paris started on a Buddhist monastery to please the angry fat monks.

In 1000AD, after the predicted apocalypse didn’t happen, causing people to “recalculate” it to 1500 AD, York had finished its forge. York also started on a huge bronze man called the Colossus. Also, a Great Merchant named Pytheas was born in York. He attempted to research Civil Service, and had a heart attack just before he finished, amazed at the inefficiency of the government.

In 1010AD, researchers had arrived with a robot that moved with gears to prove they had researched Machinery. Even though it went on a psychotic rampage that almost killed Matthias, it was decided it was still a good idea. They decided to finish the efforts of Pytheas and started on Civil Service.

In 1020AD, the researchers returned to say they had figured put Civil Service. All they had to do was look at Pytheas’ papers. Matthias then said “What if we used Civil Service to other people. Hm… Let’s call it Vassalage. Researchers!” The researchers scurried off, confused at the whole idea of vassals and vassalage.

In 1050AD, the three HMA swordsmen regiments and an axeman regiment were all updated to macemen. After some brief resistance to Modernization, it happened and everyone got over it.

In 1110AD, York had finished building the huge bronze man which was called The Colossus, thus inspiring the adjective “colossus”. They began to work on 5 macemen for the invasion of Spain.

In 1130AD, researchers arrived again with the secrets of vassalage. They also reported that somehow it helped them make huge bows. Matthias decided to have them work on convincing small groups of merchants to unite and form guilds. Wondering what a guild is, and how fatties would unite, the researchers left.

In 1140AD, London had finished the Chichen Itza. Despite being saddened at the thought that they couldn’t reach Buddha, it did look pretty “cool”. They started on 4 macemen for the eventual war on Spain. Meanwhile, Parisian Buddhist monks held a celebration, as their monastery was finished. Paris, following the lead of York and London, started on a Library to hold the many books of the French.

In 1170AD, a Great Engineer named Archimedes was born (for some reason) in London. Though he had some good ideas such as a fountain, he was put to sleep until he was needed.

1200AD was a year of upheaval in the English Empire. Matthias made everyone his vassals through Vassalage and officially made himself a king, and established Hereditary Rule, just in case he was assassinated.

In 1270AD, Cyrus came to London. The English Empire was rather powerful, and Cyrus asked for Open Borders. Matthias agreed, mainly because Cyrus was stronger than him. York had finally finished its 5 HMA Macemen Regiments, which were all moved to Paris. York started on three longbowmen to protect the cities. The warrior still in London was updated to a Macemen for national defense.

In 1280AD, researchers arrived in London to prove they had discovered Guilds. Somehow, this allowed them to build an armored horseman called the knight. Matthias was still unhappy at the lack of power of the gods he had. Then he had a fourth idea “Hmm…. If my society is totally based on the gods, then they MUST give me power, right? Researchers!” They researchers scurried off with orders to make a society based on religion. Meanwhile, London had finished its four Macemen regiments. In York, Zhang Quian was born in York and went to sleep as there was no money to be made.

In 1300AD, the powerful English Empire declared war against Isabella. Celebrations broke out throughout the Empire. Units were mobilized all over the area to attack.

In 1330AD, a regiment of Longbowmen arrived in London. This was cause for celebrations as it prevented the archers from shooting fatties.

In 1340AD, the researchers returned to announce they had discovered Theology. After Matthias studied it, he waited, but felt no special power. While angrily walking down the street, he saw a scientist playing with an odd substance. As the scientist looked away, Matthias set it on fire (hehehe) and it exploded. He took the slightly charred scientist to his researchers and told them to find the secret of this magical chemical, which he called gunpowder, because the scientists name was Gun (don’t ask).

In 1350AD, the Spanish iron mines were pillaged by a roaming horse archer. This was a cause for celebration, for it prevented Isabella from building more units. Also, a longbowmen was assigned to Paris and arrived in 1350.

In 1360AD,York had started on the needed addition of five knights for the invasion, which was holding at a stalemate outside Madrid. London also started on three knights.

In 1370, a HMA Horse Archer regiment pillaged the horse pasture. This prevented the Spanish from building any more pesky horse archers.

In 1380, a new scientist was born in London. He was named Ernest Ruthford and quickly became known as a Great Scientist. He built an academy to teach others his knowledge.

In 1410AD, Qin Shi Huaung (weird name)asked for Open Borders. As he did not look threatening, and we was Pleased with Matthias, we agreed and he got his plan, while Matthias plotted to use his technological advantage.

In 1420AD, Paris had finished its lighthouse. It began a courthouse, which (apparently) was a place where a fat guy with a wig looked a fat criminals and made decisions based on the Code of Laws. In other news, three people were convicted in Paris today of making public art. woohoo: What’s with the banana?)

In 1470, London researchers discovered how to use gunpowder. They were ignored until they shot the public artists, thus leading to joy and fame. Matthias, after “accidently” shooting some advisors, advised that they figure out how to make writing easier. He called it “alphabet”, for no apparent reason.

In 1490, an archer was killed outside Paris. This was a tragedy, but it weakened the invader so that it couldn’t attack Paris.

1500AD was an odd year. After the predicted apocalypse didn’t happen (again) a Spanish horse archer attacked Paris. It was killed easily by the longbowmen in the city. Also, researchers arrived singing (ABC, it’s as easy as 123, I’ll tell ya know now, do re mi, ABC etc.). After Matthias “removed” them to get better singing researchers, he told them to work on a large story, which he called literature.

In 1505AD, York finished its five HMA Knight regiments. The exhausted city was even angered at the sight of odd public art. Thus, York started on a courthouse to preserve the Code of Laws.

In 1510AD, the researchers returned saying “Yet do I fear nature; It is too full o' th' milk of human kindness To catch the nearest way” and after they were kicked out for saying words no one knew, and the new researchers arrived, he told them to put the odd words to a series of sounds, which he called Music.

In 1515AD, London finished its three knights, which all got on the boat to Madrid. London started building a series of walls to keep fatties in and to prevent people from invading it.

In 1525AD, York had finished its courthouse. Since they had now caught all the criminals, they decided to build an updated market called a “grocery”, were you could get food in larger quantities. Meanwhile, London had built its walls just in time, as a bunch of Londoners attempted to roll out the city. Though they were shot, they probably would’ve continued rolling, but they crashed into a wall and stopped. London was now totally sealed. Due to the fact London had sooo much extra food, they decided to build a huge pot, which they called a “granary” to hold grain (and some other stuff).

1535 was a monumental year in the English Empire. After learning from officials (aka: spies )that foreign diplomats believed that the English were barbaric, Matthias authorized Operation Trader. Diplomats went to China and Russia, both seeking technology. In China, the diplomats got Drama and Philosophy for Gunpowder with my new best friend, Qin Shi Huang. In Russia, they got Engineering and Compass for Guilds and 100 gold. Catherine was mad once she learned that guilds were just a bunch of merchants working together. (Hehehe…. ) In London researchers had arrived, announcing (and playing) music. Matthias hit one of them with a “guitar” for using it poorly. Matthias then went to write down who it was so he could be arrested. But his stylus broke. Going to the market in London, he saw a thin piece of bark, and realized, that, when wet, it could make a great writing tool. He bought it and ran back to the palace, announcing that it was called Paper and that the researchers needed to find out how to write on it. The sad (and one dazed) researchers trudged away. (It wouldn’t be an update without me saying trudged )In Madrid, the HMA armies launched one huge assault on the city defenses. Despite losing eight regiments in the ensuing battle, Madrid was taken, and the Spanish Empire was killed.


POLL:

Should I attack:

A. The Germans 3 votes
B. The Romans 1 vote
C. The Greeks
D. None of the above (add your own)1 vote
E. Just colonize dang gum it!2 votes
F. I don't have an opinion but I like to vote!

 

[hoplitejoe]

A, it will give paris more room

 

[inohotep]

E, and D
colonize and kill the natives

 

[Optical]

A. Germany may be big and probably the most powerful, but that means they're a threat. So we have to get rid of them. Plus, it means Paris will have more room

 

[Civ'ed]

E, since that's what Brits do.

 

[mbkkbm]

Personally, my choice is F. . But, because that doesn't do anything, I might gather up a force to take Berlin and some other cities. But then, I promise, I'll beeline to Astronomy and use that victorious force to conquer Roosevelt or Monty. Then Colonize their lands and then laugh, for the Colonies can never revolt. Hehehehehhehe......

I'm probably going to have to take Berlin first, if not right now. I might be able to get some of his quality forces to pester him while I take Berlin. But in all honesty, this update won't be for awhile. It could be up to a week. But it will include war with Germany. Then some 1770's colonizing. Forcibily.

 

[mayor]

first A then B.
A because well:

it will give paris more room

And B because....well just because.... but only if you have superior troops... because otherwise it will just be suicide. looking at the size of there garrisons.

 

[mbkkbm]

Hehehe.....I've already played through part of the next update. Hint: Think WWII (without Nazis and Americans or Frenchies ).

 

[mayor]

So.... A,B,C and D

 

[Yoshiegg737]

D. Attack the Malinese

 

[mbkkbm]

D. Attack the Malinese

hmm....that idea has potential.

 

[mbkkbm]

Just finished playing until the next update. I think you all will like it as a it will have a poll (WITH 12 Choices) and it has a war, and a little preparation for colonizing.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I like polls!

 

[mbkkbm]

So.... A,B,C and D

Not quite. Just Germany.

 

[mbkkbm]

I like polls!

Who doesn't!?!?!?!?

 

[mbkkbm]

Part 4: The First World War
And obviously, some other stuff (1540-1750AD.)

In 1540AD, four proud HMA Macemen regiments moved into the city of Madrid for rest and recovery. They were some of the few remaining regiments that survived the Spanish onslaught.

In 1545AD, London finished its Granary. It could now put food in pots, without having to worry about having it attacked by animals. However, after the first few days, with the food supply gone due to fatties attacking the food supply, it was moved on a steep hill, thus preventing both fatties (the hill) and animals (it was locked) from eating the stored food. Paris had finished its courthouse, and, could now convict even more public artists! (Despite the widespread joy this caused, mainly due to the fact that no one understood public art, there were no more to convict. They went to Madrid.)Both cities were bored and looked east. All they saw was the behemoth German Empire, and its capital, Berlin. After asking Matthias for approval, both began working on two knights for the invasion force.

In 1550AD, yet another weirdo arrived in London to begin diplomatic relations with the almighty English Empire, Destroyer of West Europe. (I like this new title.) His name was Asoka, and, after giving him the elephant he rode in on (which went into the official zoo) he left, and promised to bring more elephants. Also, an unnamed Great Scientist was born in London and went to sleep.

In 1555AD, York finished its Grocer. Finally, Yorkers could find exotic eats such as deer in their grocer to roll home with and eat. Finding out about the effort made by London and Paris, York started on two knights also.

In 1560, researchers returned to announce that they had discovered Paper. Books with this paper were being produced all over England, thus lightening the shelves of libraries all over. Matthias was pleased, although the paper didn’t hurt if you threw it at someone. (Shame.:thumbsdown) Anyway, Matthias looked outside. After the coast and all the other land, he saw nothing. He thought to himself “Hmm…Someone should combine mirrors to use the light to magnify objects in the distance? Wait? What does magnify mean?” He then told his researchers to figure out what he deemed “Optics” and find out how to make a telescope.

In 1580, Madrid had finally finished rioting. They then decided to build a longbowmen, partly for defense, and partly because it was “all the rage” in Paris and London.

In 1585, researchers returned to announce that they had discovered Optics. They handed him a huge telescope and he could see all of Ireland from York. Happy, but without something to research, he wandered into the York Grocer (aka: Wal-Mart) and looked around. He saw an alchemist, who mixed some stuff together and it blew up. Matthias helped the alchemist up, and asked him what his name was. He said it was “Chem”, so he was rushed to the palace and told to teach the researchers this “Chem-istry”.

In 1590, York had finished its two knights. Matthias decided to use the new-found Optics technology to make a Caravel a light ship to explore the seas.

In 1595, London had also finished its two knights. Using the explosive (heheheh:lol) new technology of Gunpowder, London decided to build three musketman, capable of shooting bullets at enemies. (GENIUS!!!)

In 1600, the HMS Endeavor was launched in York. She sailed west, into the edge of the world, to discover new lands to colonize forcibly . (Heheheheh…again) York, following London’s lead, also started on three musketman to shoot at Fredrick-shaped targets. Finally, Matthias got so mad at being shown Fredrick’s wide variety of hats (approximately 5,874 hats, all of which Fredrick showed Matthias before he declared war) he eventually declared war and sailed back to London.

In 1605, the entire First HMA Mounted Knight Army and the Second HMA Infantry Army (Macemen) advanced near Berlin. Berliners were seen running out of the city and watching the Londoners does nothing.

1610 was a busy year in the English Empire. Yet another hobo “leader” arrived in London. His name was Tokugawa, and, though he originally raised his sword at Matthias and had to be tied up and put in a “time-out” (Just like Genghis Khan he left on good terms. Meanwhile, Madrid had finished its Longbowmen. It started on a library to hold the originally Spanish writings, now in English. On the German Front, Berlin was taken with the loss of three knights. This sparked joy through the English Empire, as Paris finally had “space”. Fredrick, with his collection of hats, fled to Cologne to buy some cologne. Also, some guy with an incredibly hard to pronounce name called “Wang Xizhi” was born in Paris. Being Parisian, he started his own fashion line which brought 4000 culture to Paris, but then died of boredom.

In 1620, a country called America was found. Amazingly, it was found as the HMS Endeavor crashed into it and found out that the people spoke English (Naturally, without the same regal and important accent we have). The guy Roosevelt offered Matthias a drink called a “martini” which Matthias declined, due to the fact it looked like throw-up in a glass.

In 1625, Montezuma was met, and offered to sacrifice slaves. Despite the fact Matthias thought he was weak for needing slaves, and Roosevelt should try to choke him with a “martini” and destroy his empire, Matthias left on speaking terms. Also, Madrid finished making all the formerly Spanish books into English and put them all in a Library. It started on another Longbowmen to guard Berlin on Matthias’ orders.

In 1640, Madrid had finished its Longbowmen, which were immediately assigned to Berlin. After hearing Berlin had good beer , the Longbowmen couldn’t wait to go to Berlin. Madrid started on two knights to chip in with the war effort. Also, some brave macemen held Berlin from an attack by elephants used for war. How Fredrick got these elephants was a mystery, but they were defeated and couldn’t take Berlin.

In 1650, the badly burned researchers returned to announce that they had discovered Chemistry. After replacing the burned researchers (“Idiots” Matthias thought) the new researchers were told to work on a huge ship to colonize the Americas. As they would need to navigate by the stars, it was called “Astronomy”. Berlin, by this time, had finished rioting and had started a new building called the “Theatre” and, after finding out it wasn’t just public art and that it was a place to preform plays by Englishmen, it was allowed to begin. York had now finished its three musketman, and then started on two Grenadiers. On the German Front, the city of Cologne, after a long siege, was taken with little casualties. Fredrick, with his hat collection and new cologne, fled to the city of Stuttgart. Matthias decided to bring allies to help kill Fredrick. He gave Catherine 480 gold to attack Fredrick, and he had to give Little Alex (new official name) Literature, Drama and Theology to get him to attack. Alex was angered when he found out these were just “peacey stuff” as he called it, but he declared war anyway. The London archer, long a laughingstock for its weak bows, was now updated and given larger bows. These were guaranteed to stop up to 500 pounds of fat. (Unfortunately, most Londoners were heavier than that.) Several Macemen in Berlin were give grenades and updated to Grenadiers.

In 1655, Asoka offered ne a trade. He gave me this sweet substance that, if you ate it, made you excited and bounced off walls. It was called “Sugar”. Matthias got him drunk and he traded some sugar plants and the knowledge of how to use them for a lifetime supply of wine. Sugar would soon be in everything, from beef to deer. London also finished its three Musketman. These shot stuff, and practiced on some fatties. After their accuracy improved, they were sent to the German front. London itself, noticing the many artists making (gasp) public art began to work on a courthouse to convict them.

In 1675, Madrid finished its two knights. After this, Madrid started on the building of a Barracks for better training. The formerly German city of Cologne finally finished torching stuff, and, after learning to speak English (with a German accent) began to work on a Barracks.

In 1685, the Crazy Martini Dude (Formerly known as Roosevelt) offered us a trade, twenty gold for Drama. After Matthias realized that twenty gold was a large sum for him, and that drama spawns public artists, he agreed and drama was given to the silly Americans. Meanwhile, York had finished its two Grenadiers, and had started on a theatre like Berlin.

In 1690, Madrid had finished its Barracks. It then began work on three Grenadiers to attack Fredrick. (Hehehehehehe… Grenadiers make explosions)

In 1695, York had finished its theatre. Though it became a hub for artists, the plays were pretty good, so it was tolerated. It became “all the rage” to go to the plays in York. Matthias, after watching Othello , had yet another idea. Matthias quickly said so, and, after the musketman shot a few rioters, everyone quickly agreed that whatever Matthias thought was a good idea was a good idea. Matthias then ordered the construction of three settlers to colonize the new world discovered by the HMS Endeavor. Meanwhile, Paris finished its coliseum, and, after watching artists fight to the death, started on three Grenadiers to fight Fredrick the Evil (new official title).

1705AD was an influential year in the English Empire. Partly due to the help of our brave Allies, we were able to take the city of Hamburg. On a relatively unrelated note, a Grenadier accidently blew up a circle shaped cow, and thus made the first Hamburger. His name was….. Burger King. (Don’t judge.) Also, London built a courthouse, and, after convicting all the public artists, started on a updated series of walls, called a castle, to keep fatties inside London and preventing them from destroying everything edible in England.

In 1715, the researchers arrived flaunting the secrets of Astronomy. They caught Matthias on a bad day, so he cast several of the louder researchers on a boat and threw them into the ocean on a raft and told them to find their way back. Unfortunately, they came back and thus proved they had discovered Astronomy. He then, in an evilish mood, told them to teach all this to children through Education. Puzzled at what exactly Education was, the researchers trudged away. (I have to say ‘trudged’ at least once per update. Otherwise I will explode.) Meanwhile, London had finished its Castle just in time to halt a mob of angry fatties trying to eat whole cows. London then started on three longbowmen to guard the new settlers when they colonized. Genghis Khan had even declared war on Fredrick. (Despite the fact his military was pretty much non-existent, he offered us some horses. After tying him up for a few hours, we let him help us.) Due mostly to our valiant efforts on the German Front, Munich was taken by the Greeks. Another nameless Great Scientist was born in London, but this one went to York and started a academy to teach Yorkers.

In 1720, Paris had finished its three Grenadiers. It began on a forge to somehow help production. It was also noticed that the Royal Navy was outdated. Thus, Matthias issued a total update and converted the four galleys into three galleons to carry colonists and supplies and a frigate with 100 cannons to protect the galleons and defend the English Channel.

In 1735, Cologne had finished its barracks. It now began on a Theatre to please the populace, sickened at how Paris had one and Cologne didn’t.

In 1740, the small German city of Stuttgart was taken with minimal casualties. Fredrick was forced to flee with his hats and cologne to whatever lame town the Germans still had.

In 1745AD, Hamburg started on a theatre, which was now a must in all cultured English cities. Matthias traded with Saladin (Ignoring the 53 fatties who died due to over-laughing), taking his world map for astronomy. It was a hard decision, but, once the trade was made, it was worth it.

1750 AD was a huge year in the English Empire. York had finished its three settlers and began on a Buddhist temple for the angry monks. Madrid finished its three Grenadiers, and started making a giant telescope in the ground, which, for some odd reason, would increase their science. Berlin finished its library and started on a Buddhist temple like York. Matthias’ diplomats finally negotiated a peace with Fredrick for his world map, education, and 220 gold. Thus, the researchers finished education, as German teachers came over to teach our teachers. The researchers were told to work on becoming more like a nation, which was officially called Nationalism. The invasion force left the battle, and victoriously began to head to northwestern France.

POLL:

Who should I attack/forcibly colonize?

A. Inca
B. Japan
C. Greece 1 vote
D. Russia 2 vote
E. America
F. Mali
G. Aztec 1 vote
H. India
I.EVERYONE!!! 1 vote
J. I likez to vote! 3 votes
K. No one. Be a peace activist....man.PEACE AND LOVE! 1 vote
L. Destroy the peace activists. 1 vote

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