Yoshiegg737
Jungo Jungo
I was the original parrot that ate him 
God Save the King
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mbkkbm
Silly American
I was the original parrot that ate him
ah.
That makes sense.Anyway...I'm working on the update right now. Heheheheheh....Aztecs WILL BE COLONIZED! (And renamed. I can never spell their city names right. Too many C's and Z's and T's. Ironically, all those letters are in the word Aztec.
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danjuno
Cole Phelps, Badge 1247
Russia! Crush Cathers under all the fatties!
mbkkbm
Silly American
Now see....THAT is a good idea. Unfortunately, I'm busy crushing Monty for no other reason that in another game, he got a gang to attack me. Rude. So I'm punishing him by killing him. (I feel nice today.
)mbkkbm
Silly American
In 1755, Stuttgart finally finished rioting (in German) and learned how to speak English. (Once again, with a German accent.) It started to work on a courthouse to convict the public artists that emigrated after Berlin was taken.
In 1760, a musketman moved into Hamburg to protect it from the Still Evil but Now Much Weaker (S.E.N.M.W.) Germans. The SENMW Germans were in full retreat from the combined forces of the allies .and Genghis Khan. (Who is lame. Very lame.)
In 1765, York finally finished its Buddhist temple. The angry but fat monks decided to sacrifice some goats to Buddha. (Buddha needs ..BLOOD of Goats! But wait? Where did we get goats? We just have cows and sheep and deer? Hmmm how did a goat get on that altar? Hmm thats a good question.)Anyway, despite the first enduring British mystery (Later spawning the legend How dideth that goateth get oneth the altareth?) York was told to build a galleon, mainly because we needed one.
In 1770, London had finished its three longbowmen. They all were sent to guard the colonists from their overwhelming fear of being made to work by Barbarians. (Who knows?)
London also started on a huge facility to process trading ships. It was called a harbor, because that is what Matthias said it was, and he controlled the longbowmen.
In 1775, Madrid finally finished its giant telescope in the ground. Its observatory somehow increased its science. It then started on a large school building full of partiers and drunkards and the 1% of people who actually cared and a bunch of what is now called fraternities and paternities. It was called a university. (Madrid University. Go HorseHoppers!)
In 1780, a theatre in Hamburg was finally finished. Finally Hamburgers (is that the right term? It makes me think about .hamburgers ..ah well.)could be cracked up at lines like Now is the winter of our discontent , Made glorious summer by this sun of York.(Hahahahahaha that was (not) hilarious. Im not even sure that was meant to be humorous.) It started on a barracks to train better troops.
In 1785, the HMS Paris(yeah. I need some new ideas.) was built in York. It, once it saw how fun going to college was, York started to work on YU. (York University. Go WildSquirrels!)
In 1790, a whole bunch of rioting researchers arrived in London. After being shot by arrows and turned into walking pincushions, and being put in the stocks and forced to eat pig bladders, after which their bladder was removed by the worst surgeons ever and they eventually died of bleeding. (Standard procedure for treason.) This proved they had discovered Nationalism. After obtaining more researchers, he told them to make a place to hold his massive treasury. He called it a bank. Thus, banking was started and the researchers trudged (I love that word) away. Meanwhile, London finished its harbor, and began on a theatre, as anything without a theatre was looked on as barbaric. Meanwhile, the HMS Endeavor discovered an odd empire called the Inca. The leader, Huayna Capac, told that they would play ceremonial ball after which balls were thrown at him until he agreed to leave London. Also, the first HMA Overseas Invasion Force set sail for Aztecia. They decided to attack the Aztecs after the Aztecs threatened to sacrifice our warriors. (Or theirs. One of those two. I get confused.)
In 1795, Paris finally finished its three grenadiers. It then started on Paris University (PU. Go Fighting Pulled-Pork Sandwiches!) Madrid finally finished its university, and then started on a Buddhist temple to please the extremely angry monks, who tried to sacrifice cows and magical goats without a temple.
In 1800, Berlin finished its Buddhist temple. Monks around Germany celebrated by sacrificing live cows. (Pity to all dressed as cows for the annual Cow Day celebration.) Berlin then started on yet another University (BU. Go Angry Monks!) Meanwhile, in London, bankers dressed as researchers arrived to give Matthias a lecture on banking. After getting in a good cat nap (despite the noise of the researchers) Matthias woke up and sleepily said I am Matthias. I have been sent by the Buddha. I have um ..what do you call it ..Divine .something Matthias decided to spare the annoying researchers and told them to figure out this whole Divine Right thing.
1802 was a busy year in the English Empire. London finished its theatre and started on its own university. (London University. Go Longbows!) York finished its construction of YU, and started on its own observatory. Cologne finally finished its library, and started on a theatre to not be barbaric.
In 1804, MU finished in Madrid. Madrid started on a theatre, because anywhere without one is barbaric. Meanwhile, Hamburg finished its barracks, and started on a library to hold all the newly-converted German to English writings.
In 1808, Madrid finished its theatre, and started on a courthouse to finally deal with its growing hippy population. We also agreed to Open Borders with the Crazy Martini Dude (aka: Roosevelt)to allow the invasion force to attack Aztecia.
In 1810, researchers arrived once again to announce that they had finally discovered that Matthias was a twice-removed third cousin of Buddha. To make the annoying bankers go away, he finally allowed them to work on learning more about money and what they called economics. PU was finished in Paris and started on an observatory for no other reason than it looked cool.
1812 was a huge year in the English Empire. War was declared with Montezuma in 1812. (Historians will note that in another universe, America declared war on England in 1812. Ah .irony is wonderful.) The invasion force landed in good order outside Tenochtitlan.
Meanwhile, Cologne finished its theatre, (so it was not barbaric) and started on a lighthouse, for the simple reason they didnt have one before. The force held against an assault of two catapults and a macemen, taking no casualties in the effort.
In 1814, the city of Tenochtitlan was taken by the HMA Invasion Force. Due to the fact no one could pronounce (Oh well. There is NO way Im spelling that again) that cities name, it was renamed to Mexico City. Only one grenadier was lost in the assault.
1816 was an influential year in the English Empire. LU was finished, and London began to use the old technology of banking to build a place to hold all the money, called a bank. The Yorkers also finished an observatory, and started on a series of walls to stop the emigrating fatties from escaping. Meanwhile, in the Aztec Theatre, the HMS Paris was sunk, though the HMS Serapis and HMS York each sank an Aztec galleon filled with 2 macemen, 2 catapults, and 2 crossbowmen.
In 1818, 1 grenadier was lost in the holding of Mexico City. The Aztecs took many casualties, and the city of Mexico City was held. In other news, Matthias got yet another seven hour and fifty nine minute catnap as the researchers arrived to give him an 8-hour lecture on economics. He woke up and sleepily said We should make a stronger metal. Let me go to sleep. The researchers left. In Madrid, the courthouse was finished, and they, like the Yorkers, started on a series of walls to prevent fatties from rolling away. Meanwhile, Hamburg finally finished its library and started on Hamburg University (Go HamBurgers!).
In 1820, York finished its walls. No fatty could escape, so they eventually left and went to Berlin, where they could pilfer the country side in peace. Meanwhile, York started on a castle mainly because it looked cool. Madrid also finished a series of walls, to prevent cows from magically disappearing. It then started on a bank to hold the money made by random people. BU was finished in Berlin, and started on a barracks to make better troops.
In 1822, Cologne finished its lighthouse. Although it was now considered primitive, it somehow produced more food. It also started on walls to prevent magical sheep from mysteriously disappearing.
In 1824, Yorkers finished their castle. It quickly became a tourist attraction. York then started on a bank to hold all the random money. (Money is good.)
In 1826, Matthias bribed Crazy Martini Dude to declare war on Montezuma. (Hehehehe ..money is good. Especially when used to cause wars. )
In 1828, the city of Cologne finished its walls to hold the fatties in. It started on another castle, because castles were extremely popular with the nobility. And they looked nice on postcards. Meanwhile, the city of Calixtlahuaca was taken, and, as (I could never spell that without copy-paste) it was officially renamed. It was renamed Parrotville, as it used to be the home of hundreds of parrots which charged whenever you entered the jungle. (FEAR THE PARROTS!!!!)
The grenadiers were sent to Mexico City to heal.
In 1830, an observatory was finally finished in Paris. It started on a theatre, amazed that it didnt already have one. Berlin finished its theatre, and, saddened that Berlin didnt have walls, immediately started on some. Meanwhile, Mexico City learned to speak English and started on a grocer to make some more money.
OVERVIEW!
POLL:
What should I do?
A. Finish the Aztecs, then attack America
B.Pull out and limit your losses
C.DEATH TO RUSSIA!!!!
D. VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!
E. Pi! 3.1515926535.....(etc)
In 1760, a musketman moved into Hamburg to protect it from the Still Evil but Now Much Weaker (S.E.N.M.W.) Germans. The SENMW Germans were in full retreat from the combined forces of the allies .and Genghis Khan. (Who is lame. Very lame.)
In 1765, York finally finished its Buddhist temple. The angry but fat monks decided to sacrifice some goats to Buddha. (Buddha needs ..BLOOD of Goats! But wait? Where did we get goats? We just have cows and sheep and deer? Hmmm how did a goat get on that altar? Hmm thats a good question.)Anyway, despite the first enduring British mystery (Later spawning the legend How dideth that goateth get oneth the altareth?) York was told to build a galleon, mainly because we needed one.
In 1770, London had finished its three longbowmen. They all were sent to guard the colonists from their overwhelming fear of being made to work by Barbarians. (Who knows?)
London also started on a huge facility to process trading ships. It was called a harbor, because that is what Matthias said it was, and he controlled the longbowmen.In 1775, Madrid finally finished its giant telescope in the ground. Its observatory somehow increased its science. It then started on a large school building full of partiers and drunkards and the 1% of people who actually cared and a bunch of what is now called fraternities and paternities. It was called a university. (Madrid University. Go HorseHoppers!)
In 1780, a theatre in Hamburg was finally finished. Finally Hamburgers (is that the right term? It makes me think about .hamburgers ..ah well.)could be cracked up at lines like Now is the winter of our discontent , Made glorious summer by this sun of York.(Hahahahahaha that was (not) hilarious. Im not even sure that was meant to be humorous.) It started on a barracks to train better troops.
In 1785, the HMS Paris(yeah. I need some new ideas.) was built in York. It, once it saw how fun going to college was, York started to work on YU. (York University. Go WildSquirrels!)
In 1790, a whole bunch of rioting researchers arrived in London. After being shot by arrows and turned into walking pincushions, and being put in the stocks and forced to eat pig bladders, after which their bladder was removed by the worst surgeons ever and they eventually died of bleeding. (Standard procedure for treason.) This proved they had discovered Nationalism. After obtaining more researchers, he told them to make a place to hold his massive treasury. He called it a bank. Thus, banking was started and the researchers trudged (I love that word) away. Meanwhile, London finished its harbor, and began on a theatre, as anything without a theatre was looked on as barbaric. Meanwhile, the HMS Endeavor discovered an odd empire called the Inca. The leader, Huayna Capac, told that they would play ceremonial ball after which balls were thrown at him until he agreed to leave London. Also, the first HMA Overseas Invasion Force set sail for Aztecia. They decided to attack the Aztecs after the Aztecs threatened to sacrifice our warriors. (Or theirs. One of those two. I get confused.)
In 1795, Paris finally finished its three grenadiers. It then started on Paris University (PU. Go Fighting Pulled-Pork Sandwiches!) Madrid finally finished its university, and then started on a Buddhist temple to please the extremely angry monks, who tried to sacrifice cows and magical goats without a temple.
In 1800, Berlin finished its Buddhist temple. Monks around Germany celebrated by sacrificing live cows. (Pity to all dressed as cows for the annual Cow Day celebration.) Berlin then started on yet another University (BU. Go Angry Monks!) Meanwhile, in London, bankers dressed as researchers arrived to give Matthias a lecture on banking. After getting in a good cat nap (despite the noise of the researchers) Matthias woke up and sleepily said I am Matthias. I have been sent by the Buddha. I have um ..what do you call it ..Divine .something Matthias decided to spare the annoying researchers and told them to figure out this whole Divine Right thing.
1802 was a busy year in the English Empire. London finished its theatre and started on its own university. (London University. Go Longbows!) York finished its construction of YU, and started on its own observatory. Cologne finally finished its library, and started on a theatre to not be barbaric.
In 1804, MU finished in Madrid. Madrid started on a theatre, because anywhere without one is barbaric. Meanwhile, Hamburg finished its barracks, and started on a library to hold all the newly-converted German to English writings.
In 1808, Madrid finished its theatre, and started on a courthouse to finally deal with its growing hippy population. We also agreed to Open Borders with the Crazy Martini Dude (aka: Roosevelt)to allow the invasion force to attack Aztecia.
In 1810, researchers arrived once again to announce that they had finally discovered that Matthias was a twice-removed third cousin of Buddha. To make the annoying bankers go away, he finally allowed them to work on learning more about money and what they called economics. PU was finished in Paris and started on an observatory for no other reason than it looked cool.
1812 was a huge year in the English Empire. War was declared with Montezuma in 1812. (Historians will note that in another universe, America declared war on England in 1812. Ah .irony is wonderful.) The invasion force landed in good order outside Tenochtitlan.
Meanwhile, Cologne finished its theatre, (so it was not barbaric) and started on a lighthouse, for the simple reason they didnt have one before. The force held against an assault of two catapults and a macemen, taking no casualties in the effort. In 1814, the city of Tenochtitlan was taken by the HMA Invasion Force. Due to the fact no one could pronounce (Oh well. There is NO way Im spelling that again) that cities name, it was renamed to Mexico City. Only one grenadier was lost in the assault.
1816 was an influential year in the English Empire. LU was finished, and London began to use the old technology of banking to build a place to hold all the money, called a bank. The Yorkers also finished an observatory, and started on a series of walls to stop the emigrating fatties from escaping. Meanwhile, in the Aztec Theatre, the HMS Paris was sunk, though the HMS Serapis and HMS York each sank an Aztec galleon filled with 2 macemen, 2 catapults, and 2 crossbowmen.
In 1818, 1 grenadier was lost in the holding of Mexico City. The Aztecs took many casualties, and the city of Mexico City was held. In other news, Matthias got yet another seven hour and fifty nine minute catnap as the researchers arrived to give him an 8-hour lecture on economics. He woke up and sleepily said We should make a stronger metal. Let me go to sleep. The researchers left. In Madrid, the courthouse was finished, and they, like the Yorkers, started on a series of walls to prevent fatties from rolling away. Meanwhile, Hamburg finally finished its library and started on Hamburg University (Go HamBurgers!).
In 1820, York finished its walls. No fatty could escape, so they eventually left and went to Berlin, where they could pilfer the country side in peace. Meanwhile, York started on a castle mainly because it looked cool. Madrid also finished a series of walls, to prevent cows from magically disappearing. It then started on a bank to hold the money made by random people. BU was finished in Berlin, and started on a barracks to make better troops.
In 1822, Cologne finished its lighthouse. Although it was now considered primitive, it somehow produced more food. It also started on walls to prevent magical sheep from mysteriously disappearing.
In 1824, Yorkers finished their castle. It quickly became a tourist attraction. York then started on a bank to hold all the random money. (Money is good.)
In 1826, Matthias bribed Crazy Martini Dude to declare war on Montezuma. (Hehehehe ..money is good. Especially when used to cause wars. )
In 1828, the city of Cologne finished its walls to hold the fatties in. It started on another castle, because castles were extremely popular with the nobility. And they looked nice on postcards. Meanwhile, the city of Calixtlahuaca was taken, and, as (I could never spell that without copy-paste) it was officially renamed. It was renamed Parrotville, as it used to be the home of hundreds of parrots which charged whenever you entered the jungle. (FEAR THE PARROTS!!!!)
The grenadiers were sent to Mexico City to heal. In 1830, an observatory was finally finished in Paris. It started on a theatre, amazed that it didnt already have one. Berlin finished its theatre, and, saddened that Berlin didnt have walls, immediately started on some. Meanwhile, Mexico City learned to speak English and started on a grocer to make some more money.
OVERVIEW!
POLL:
What should I do?
A. Finish the Aztecs, then attack America
B.Pull out and limit your losses
C.DEATH TO RUSSIA!!!!
D. VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!
E. Pi! 3.1515926535.....(etc)
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hoplitejoe
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Why do you not own ireland!!!
F. invade Ireland!!!
F. invade Ireland!!!
Yoshiegg737
Jungo Jungo
I vote for F
danjuno
Cole Phelps, Badge 1247
C. Invade Russia! Crush Cathers under the fatties, I say again!
Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
E.
Interesting, but just give the cities modern names.
Interesting, but just give the cities modern names.
mbkkbm
Silly American
Hmm......Ireland is good, but I will probably wait for it to convert culturally. If I attack them, I risk a dangerous counter-attack in the Berlin sector. They could take Hamburg and Cologne. That is what I need to avoid, as they will soon produce huge culture. But, see, if I attack the Aztecs and the Americans, I just have to worry about a counterattack which I can probably defend against. And then I can take the Americas then build the Forbidden Palace in Washington to have a huge empire. Then I'll take Ireland and the rest of Europe. Unless, naturally, I decide to do something else.
Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
Well, I took my antispam serious, so I will take the trouble of tallying the vote.
A: 0
B: 0
C: 1
D: 1
E: 1
F: 2
So far, it's Ireland.
A: 0
B: 0
C: 1
D: 1
E: 1
F: 2
So far, it's Ireland.
mediterreania
Warlord
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Kill it with fire.
(Finish off Monty.)
(Finish off Monty.)
mbkkbm
Silly American
mbkkbm
Silly American
Thanks.
mbkkbm
Silly American
Wow! I have over 7,000 views?!?!?! I honestly didn't know that! Woohoo!!!
By the way...I'm planning a same sort of game but as Rome. Maybe called "Roman Conquests: Veni Vidi Vici"
Or, if my BTS expansion comes before I finish this thread, I'll have something called a "Warmonger World". Hehehe....war.
But first, I need to kill the Aztecs. Hehehe
By the way...I'm planning a same sort of game but as Rome. Maybe called "Roman Conquests: Veni Vidi Vici"
Or, if my BTS expansion comes before I finish this thread, I'll have something called a "Warmonger World". Hehehe....war.
But first, I need to kill the Aztecs. Hehehe
Yoshiegg737
Jungo Jungo
7,000 views? Not to...spoil things, but your have over only 1,000 views.
1000 views is still quite a lot, though, and you now must try for 10,000. When you finally get to over 10,000 views, I can finally use this picture:
1000 views is still quite a lot, though, and you now must try for 10,000
. When you finally get to over 10,000 views, I can finally use this picture:
Yoshiegg737
Jungo Jungo
No, it's actually from Dragon Ball Z
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
My vote goes to C 
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