Good Wish, Bad Wish IX: I Wish I could Think of a Good Title

[cardgame]

Granted, but there aren't any space marines. Sorry.

Consolation prize - a McD's Happy Meal toy?

I wish that I didn't have to do homework evar, but would still understand the stuff and get good grades.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted but now you can only understand stuff in the homework, and thats the only thing you get good grades on

I wish i had perfect grades

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. You are a pair of level railway tracks.

I wish to be a bigger jerk of a Genie

 

[W|M]

Granted. You kicked out of the genie club and commit suicide from depression.

I wish for the best weapon from Dawn of War: Dark Crusade. The best weapon is the HQ of the Necrons (robot-zombies) and fires loads of lasers, and blows the enemy up when it approaches.

 

[kill fire]

Granted, but it only works when you fire it at yourself.



I wish that we had an :awesome: smiley.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. It's 1024x720 and it causes computers to crash. Nice going.

I wish to be a Necron.

 

[W|M]

Granted. Being a necron, you go into sleep for billions of years, so by then the eldar have a weapon that destroys necrons.

I wish for the weapon from my previous wish, and I could fire it at anyone.

 

[Sprig]

Granted; though it is a lot smaller than you imagined, in fact it is only 4 mm in length and you need a microscope to even see the trigger.

I wish I could gain 20Kg's of pure muscle.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted but that is 20 kg on Jupiter you hardly gain anything here.

I wish I could gain 30kg of muscle here on earth in earth gravity without anything bad happening to me.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. You are then transported to Mars where West India Man's stuff is.
So you and him work together to try and get off Mars. It's not a bad thing really. You make a friend and have a goal for the rest of your life, plus you don't have to deal with the annoying people on Earth.

I wish for a Baneblade Beyblade.

 

[W|M]

Granted. You are then transported to Mars where West India Man's stuff is.
So you and him work together to try and get off Mars. It's not a bad thing really. You make a friend and have a goal for the rest of your life, plus you don't have to deal with the annoying people on Earth.
.

Wait that's a good thing...

Anyway, I beat to you to death with it.

I wish I had Mario Kart Wii, it didn't break, it worked and it wouldn't get stolen. And it is in my house in the UK. And I would enjoy it very much.

 

[kill fire]

Granted, but when you try to play it your Wii exlodes. The disk is still intact though.


I wish I had the FaN from tf2 and it worked perfectly and had ammo and I couldn't be harmed by it.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. You're on Mars with West India Man and civ editor11. You get bored and shoot them both. But nothing bad can happen to them... damn. So I guess you entertain yourselves by playing Live Action TF2 on Mars and forget about going home.

I wish for a bigger weapon (for my Baneblade Beyblade)

 

[choxorn]

Granted, a certain body part gets smaller the bigger your gun gets, and your gun is HUGE. And doesn't work at all.

I wish I had a water gun.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted you shoot yourself with while its full of acid and poison you die a horrible and slow death

I wish I could kill the other people on mars and not get hurt myself

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. They respawn on Mars and attack you. You don't get hurt, but you wish you could totally be killed and respawn, but the genie well has run dry for now.

I wish to refill the genie well with my own genie magic.

 

[kill fire]

Granted, but you fall down the well, and it steals all of your genie powers. In other news, why the #$%^ is styles on Mars?


I wish I could change into any TF2 class I wanted to since were playing live action on mars .

 

[Stylesrj]

Maybe I decided to visit Mars so I can join into the fun?

 

[cardgame]

Granted, but the Sniper's heavy recoil starts to make him float into the air where he is easy pickings.

I wish I was on Mars in a BFV Cobra.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. It just so happens to have a weakness to being backstabbed by the Spy.

I wish to be out of this well so I can join in the TF2 fun on Mars.