Good Wish, Bad Wish IX: I Wish I could Think of a Good Title

[civ editor11]

Granted you got out of that well just to fall into another one and break your neck.

I wish i was the ruler of all people on mars and still couldn't be hurt

 

[Tee Kay]

Granted. No one lives on Mars, anyway.

I wish for inspiration.

 

[W|M]

Granted. An inspiration to crap yourself.

I wish I had a functioning lightsaber in my house that would never get stolen or broken.

 

[Seon]

Granted. It comes with a Sith. He kills you with the power of the frigging force.

I wish I could use Jedi Mind Tricks

 

[cardgame]

Seon uses Jedi Mind Tricks! Seon is confused! Seon hurt itself in its confusion!

I wish pancakes made with pancake mixes didn't taste like cardboard

 

[kill fire]

Edit: Wtfboom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[civ editor11]

Granted now they taste like crap

I wish I could send you all to mars to die and it would happen and I'd still stay safely on Earth

 

[W|M]

Granted. The intention is for us to die, but we end up just as we were in another galaxy. You commit suicide from loneliness.

I wish I was a Jedi Master.

 

[kill fire]

Granted, you get killed by a 2 year old with a pointed stick.



I wish I my twists made more sense.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted they make more sense to you and become illegible to others

I wish my twists made since to everyone including me and I wouldn't get hurt or killed

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted? We're back ot square one. It's just you, me, kill fire and west india man playing Team Fortress 2 for all eternity on Mars.

I wish for there to be some strategic points. Deathmatch is kinda getting boring.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, you can't capture any of them.

I wish I could blow up Mars and kill everyone on it. I will be Watching the explosion safely from my space ship, far enough away to not get caught in it. And nothing bad will arbitrarily happen to me as a result of this wish.

 

[kill fire]

Granted, you blow up Mars, the roman god of war. He reconstructs himself. Ooooo he looks pissed.


I wish that styles would stop using hax in TF2.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. I play the game honestly, yet I somehow keep winning. I might not actually be using hax.

I wish for there to be a mine cart with a bomb. Strategic point capturing is nice, but we could also use the bomb scenario too.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, you blow yourself up with the bomb.

I wish I could blow up Mars, the planet, that is located in the Solar System, in the Milky Way Galaxy, in this Universe, and kill everyone on it. I will be Watching the explosion safely from my space ship, far enough away to not get caught in it. And nothing bad will arbitrarily happen to me as a result of this wish.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted but the bomb doesn't work and you are actually watching a sun go supernova just a few light minutes away from you. The wish doesn't kill you the decaying of your cell from raiaton and heat does.

Iw ish I could of watched The supernova from a safe distamce and not get hurt or killed by anything

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. Then all of a sudden I decide to be a butt and kill you as the Sniper while you're busy watching.
Then you respawn of course... but yeah, you lost your killing spree/critical hit bonuses...

I wish this "story" of TF2 on Mars would keep going for at least five more pages.

 

[W|M]

Granted. A mod gets pissed and closes this thread.

I wish I would win at TF2 again.

 

[kill fire]

Granted, you win 1 game and fail worse at all the rest.


I wish I was teh spycrab.

 

[cardgame]

Granted, every member of the opposing team spawns as pyros.

I wish I could stop getting TF2 weapons I already have, and get some scout weapons, of which I have none.