Good Wish/Bad Wish VIII Making Your Dreams Come True... Sort of...

[choxorn]

Granted. Your burps, on the other hand...

I wish all of my bodily functions smelled minty fresh.

 

[Seon]

Granted, now mint is the new bodily odor

I wish for moar, moar, and moar startfishes

 

[Vylinius]

Granted, but they eat your face.

I wish for, this thread to never end.

 

[Bratmon]

Granted, but you must endure every twist!!!!!!!

I wish I could of thought of a better twist for that one.

 

[PeteAtoms]

Granted, you turn into M. Night Shyamalan (what a twist!)

I wish I was more creative.

 

[Seon]

Granted, but it wrecks your brain in a pile of goo splattered against a train that was incoming at 1504 miles per hour while singing this

I wish I had a better evil laugh

 

[choxorn]

Granted, it sounds so much like Villian X's evil laugh that he and the Villian's Union sue you.

I wish I got some of the money from this lawsuit.

 

[Vylinius]

Granted but it is money from the game of life where you played a lawyer

I wish my poetry wasn't too long to be posted

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Granted. You write poems that are three words long.

I wish I was a ninja genie.

 

[PeteAtoms]

Granted. You write poems that are three words long.

I wish I was a ninja genie.

Granted, you are stuck in a ninja lamp, that no one can find, for eternity.

I wish the sky was green.

 

[Bratmon]

Granted. You are forced to live in a bottle which nobody finds.

I wish I was the genie of this thread.

 

[mythmonster2]

Granted, you are quickly overworked and die of exhaustion.

I wish for intergalactic peace!

 

[choxorn]

Granted, galaxy is invaded by some other galaxy.

I wish for peace in the multiverse!

 

[Seon]

Granted, but invaders from another dimension destroy us.

I wish that I had a heart

 

[Bratmon]

Granted, it prevents you from making any sort of living (nobody is competely ethical)

I wish for a better computer.

 

[mythmonster2]

Granted, it has a whole extra byte (bite?) of RAM!

I wish that it was already summer.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, but school's not out yet.

I wish it was June 21st.

 

[Bratmon]

Granted. They put the school you missed during summer.

I wish it was June 21st and there was no school over summer and i was just as smart.

 

[Krill]

Granted, the world becomes Communist

I wish I owned Firaxis

 

[Seon]

Granted, hordes of angry people storm your house because you just can't make a good civ V.

I wish I owned a real AI