Guess Your Education Quiz

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Very anglocentric. This thing suggests that 10% of what you should know about the world is Shakespeare.
Got 91%.
 
Got 91%, PhD.
Ha ha, no.

Pretty bad test. Too easy overall, literature questions are exclusively about English/American works, science questions are all high school level and I noticed at least one mistake.
It asked about the name of the German state ater WW1 and thought it was "Weimar Republic".
 
91% PhD

Spoiler Speaking of iambic pentameter :

To be or not to be. Where lays nobility?
Doth thou suffer fortune’s arrows and slings,
Or take up arms and, with thy ability,
Calm troubled seas with manly widespread wings?
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To die, to sleep, no more: The end of pain,
And grief, and fear, and life’s foul souvenirs.
In coffins’ rest, there’s much thou hast to gain.
For ends therein, cascades of heartaches’ tears.
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To sleep, perchance to dream eternal dreams.
But halt thy thoughts, for there: That be the rub.
When haunted by our mortal sins and schemes,
What evil dreams may squirm like worm and grub?
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When shuffled off our mortal coil of flesh,
Must give us pause and leave us to reflect,
Will whips and scorns attack our souls and thrash
A lash of fire for all our sins unchecked:
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Oppressive wrongs, a proud man’s pride, and more,
Despised rejected love, and law’s delay,
Unworthy thefts from those who pulled the oar,
And sins of those of whom we have led astray?
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Why does man elect to wrestle worldly strife,
When he himself could grasp eternal sleep?
He grunts and sweats and groans with weary life,
Spurns rest but presses on with sorrows deep.
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He dreads a dread of something after death:
A country shroud in mists and darkest lore,
From which no tale, report nor whispered breath
Assures of what our fate lies there before.
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Thus conscious does make cowards of us all.
Despite steel-clad, heartfelt resolution,
Yes, Thought sickles our courage, grit and gall
To freeze us here, denying absolution.
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With strongest stride reduced to pitied limp.
Lo, soft you now! Memories surrendered.
In fair Ophelia’s orisons, o sweet nymph,
Be all my many whispered sins remembered!
 
Your Score: 82%
PhD
Congratulations - you got your doctorate! It's clear that you've put in some solid years in grad school.

I certainly have solid years in middle school
 
I got bored about halfway, and was going to come and say it's a pretty odd quiz, mostly trivia, but then it might be a bit unfair to dissect this thing completely. It's not purporting to be the definitive intelligence test. It's not really purporting to be anything serious.
 
Your Score: 80%
PhD
Congratulations - you got your doctorate! It's clear that you've put in some solid years in grad school.

The lowest until now here, and I'll actually have one soon ^^.
But yeah, mostly trivia, and no clue why you'd need to know so much about Shakespeare.
 
Yay, I've got a PhD too with 84 %.
:rolleyes:

Between the ridiculously low level to be considered a doctor and the weird hard-on on anglo litterature, I think we can safely declare this test pure garbage.
 
97%

I'm a genius!

Well, who knew, eh?

Bad quiz. But I do like a quiz. Even a bad one.
 
So, either the quiz thinks everyone has a PhD, or only people who scored PhD are willing to post their results. I'm guessing the former.
 
I watched a lot of game shows as a kid, therefore it thinks I have a PhD.
 
I mean it's an amatuer (sic) quiz, there's like millions of these on the internet
 
Well, it got my PhD right, but I think the results are highly skewed.

I am, however, pleased to be in the company of so many other PhD's. I knew we were a smart bunch. :)
 
I got bored about halfway, and was going to come and say it's a pretty odd quiz, mostly trivia, but then it might be a bit unfair to dissect this thing completely. It's not purporting to be the definitive intelligence test. It's not really purporting to be anything serious.

Same. Also I abhor the conflation of intelligence with general knowledge of trivia.

You aren't smart just because you do well on Jeopardy.
 
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