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This weekend Nina Davuluri, Miss Syracuse and Miss New York, was crowned as the new reagent over my great nation. During her year-long rule, Miss Davuluri promised to work to promote diversity in America, at least until she's thrown into the volcano to appease our savage gods she surrenders the crown in September, 2014.
Miss Davuluri is of Telugu decent, which means she's an Indian-American. She's studying to become a doctor and is a self-described nerd. She's the second Miss New York in a row to hold the title of Miss America, but, let's be honest here, that hardly counts because Mallory Hagan, Miss America 2012, was from New York City whereas Davuluri is from Syracuse. The tenuous connection between the two was further hampered when Davuluri allegedly calling Hagan fat. Still, despite these differences, the hand over of power was calm and we can now expect twelve months of rule from a new benevolent sovereign.
Still, not all is right in the kingdom. Discontents ill-pleased with the selection of a mocha monarch took to the interwebs and tweeted inquiries as to when will a white woman be crowned Miss America and expressed their unease about having an Arab Muslim as their new supreme leader. In response, news organizations from the across the world armed their typewriters and let fly a veracity salvo at these insurgents, declaring as loudly as they can from the printed page that Miss Davuluri is not, in fact, a Muslim. Although, oddly, few of them mentioned that she is a Hindu.
Do you think there would be a thread by now if she were a Muslim?
All hail our new queen!
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Miss Davuluri is of Telugu decent, which means she's an Indian-American. She's studying to become a doctor and is a self-described nerd. She's the second Miss New York in a row to hold the title of Miss America, but, let's be honest here, that hardly counts because Mallory Hagan, Miss America 2012, was from New York City whereas Davuluri is from Syracuse. The tenuous connection between the two was further hampered when Davuluri allegedly calling Hagan fat. Still, despite these differences, the hand over of power was calm and we can now expect twelve months of rule from a new benevolent sovereign.
Still, not all is right in the kingdom. Discontents ill-pleased with the selection of a mocha monarch took to the interwebs and tweeted inquiries as to when will a white woman be crowned Miss America and expressed their unease about having an Arab Muslim as their new supreme leader. In response, news organizations from the across the world armed their typewriters and let fly a veracity salvo at these insurgents, declaring as loudly as they can from the printed page that Miss Davuluri is not, in fact, a Muslim. Although, oddly, few of them mentioned that she is a Hindu.
Do you think there would be a thread by now if she were a Muslim?
All hail our new queen!

Source, source, source, source, source, source, source.