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Hindu Crowned Miss America, Nobody Seems to Notice

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This weekend Nina Davuluri, Miss Syracuse and Miss New York, was crowned as the new reagent over my great nation. During her year-long rule, Miss Davuluri promised to work to promote diversity in America, at least until she's thrown into the volcano to appease our savage gods she surrenders the crown in September, 2014.

Miss Davuluri is of Telugu decent, which means she's an Indian-American. She's studying to become a doctor and is a self-described nerd. She's the second Miss New York in a row to hold the title of Miss America, but, let's be honest here, that hardly counts because Mallory Hagan, Miss America 2012, was from New York City whereas Davuluri is from Syracuse. The tenuous connection between the two was further hampered when Davuluri allegedly calling Hagan fat. Still, despite these differences, the hand over of power was calm and we can now expect twelve months of rule from a new benevolent sovereign.

Still, not all is right in the kingdom. Discontents ill-pleased with the selection of a mocha monarch took to the interwebs and tweeted inquiries as to when will a white woman be crowned Miss America and expressed their unease about having an Arab Muslim as their new supreme leader. In response, news organizations from the across the world armed their typewriters and let fly a veracity salvo at these insurgents, declaring as loudly as they can from the printed page that Miss Davuluri is not, in fact, a Muslim. Although, oddly, few of them mentioned that she is a Hindu.

Do you think there would be a thread by now if she were a Muslim?

All hail our new queen!

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Syracuse? Why do you have Syracuse in USA?
 
Where else would we keep our oranges?
 
Syracuse? Why do you have Syracuse in USA?
Doesn't the USA have the whole assortment of famous cities in its backyard?
 
Doesn't the USA have the whole assortment of famous cities in its backyard?


Pretty much. :p Upstate New York has a Syracuse, Rome, New Castle, Ithaca, Geneva, Clyde, Hamburg, Edinboro, Kent, Liverpool, Palmyra, Greece. And that's just what I can pick out of 1/4 of New York in a minute or so.
 
Man, I don't get the controversy. Hindu OR Muslim, she can promote my diversity ANYTIME.
 
To many Americans the world consists only of Christians, Muslims and atheists (with a few Jews holding out in Israel).
 
It isn't unusual in Africa, either.

They need to get with the program, man. All the advanced, Western nations recognize that people of color are valuable citizens. Just look at the test scores of Asian Americans or the prevalence of Hispanics and Blacks in every sport.* Obviously people of color are the genetically superior races and it is the Brown Man's Burden to spread that message to the less civilized nations of Africa and Asia.



*Excepting the most exceptionally awesome sport of all, hockey. Whitey's got be good for something.
 
Light skin is considered most attractive everywhere, that's why women everywhere have lighter skin than their male counterparts.

Colour has a psychological affect on a base level, that is the same everywhere. Only deranged people convince themselves otherwise. There is nothing weird about it.
 
Light skin is considered most attractive everywhere, that's why women everywhere have lighter skin than their male counterparts.

Colour has a psychological affect on a base level, that is the same everywhere. Only deranged people convince themselves otherwise. There is nothing weird about it.

Not really, white women often strive to get tan.

Being Asian and extremely white to me just means you never go outside and your probably out of shape.
 
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