*has American citizienship, goes off and burns a 48-star, 12-stripe, definitely-not-american-no-sir flag*
Ban THAT.
This is just stupid. Stupid stupid stupid. I have a right to burn the flag, express my opinions, and speak freely - and the House/Senate has NO business telling me that I can't burn a flag in protest because the flag "is the crystallized essence of liberty and freedom" - which it, by the way, is not.
*carefully recolors red stripes into orange on the next burnable flag*