Im in.
RedRalphWiggum would have been my best friend in uni. We'd have gotten roaring drunk, started on the bouncers, gotten thrown out, danced a merry jig on the roof of the college, before wanking through everyone's letterboxes.
Brighteye is an old etonian and Oxford graduate; one who started as a fag, being forced to cook bread for his masters in between incessant buggering binges, befor working his way up the fag heirarchy by assassinating his rivals until he became head-pitcher.
Lucefarul is kinda an aging, but still ferocious socialist Malcolm X, with a heavy bit of Willi Brandt and Karl Liebknecht.
Oh and Mise is a whiny bastard who is often covered in green chinese tea