Rossiya is a Batman villain, 'The Definer', who defeats our heroes by making them define every word they say, and then define every word in every definition. He wears a cape, and a Spandex suit with a D on it.
I picture Fifty as a wealthy ex-cast member of "Seinfeld", or at least his wealthy son. No doubt his apartment looks like a library study with tons of bookshelves.
Fifty looks like my friend Tommy D, a skinny Italian guy, but has the personality of my friend Eggy Nack, an eccentric, really smart guy who's hilarious at times but never knows when to stop himself.
From a distance, you're tall and skinny and your hair is girly, you look kind of unhealthy from lack of animal protein but I'm not going to look any more closely because the stink of patchouli is overwhelming even from several yards away.
Someone really geeky looking, but no glasses. I'm thinking really boney, always smiling and waving. It's kind of like you are an overgrown kid. You miss being a boy scout. You want to be some sort of troop leader, because it will make you look 'stylish.' The uniform must come with a hat, since your hair is fairly short yet somehow still messy. It's wavy.
I'll go ahead and say go ahead if you think you got something to say? I'll try so maybe you have something to get vengeance for.
Bigfoot: Young, out of college but still somewhat in that mindset. Tends to be pretty outgoing but with a close circle of friends. Avoids conflict but loves spectating. Short and... I'm gonna say brown hair, eyes always alert, also brown. Thick eyebrows. Pretty thin. Maybe has designs on world conquest. Likes... Dogs. Yeah.
Cheezy: in college, young, talkative, and smiles a lot. About average height, maybe 6 feet, clean shaven, short hair (either brown or blond), listens intently to people when they talk. Probably fights crime.
You're healthy but look your age, have long hair, and are pretty tall. You dress casually and speak loudly, and tend to resort to intimidation when someone threatens you, preferring not to get violent. That's all I got.
@ Ecofarm: I know what you look like so I'll do how you sound and act. You have a baritone voice and speak with a British accent. You shop at organic markets and farmers' markets, but you frequently shock hippies shopping their with your foreign policy views. You enjoy independent film and do a little modern art on the side of your job as a real estate agent.
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