GenMarshall
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Neaver wet the bed
How long, if ever, did you wet your bed?
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Drool4Res-pect said:
I wasn't able to stop doing it until I was 16. I wasn't brave enough to admit it. It would often happen at school and I'd have to walk around for hours holding a binder awkwardly to cover it up. Sometimes I would just go to the office and tell them I was sick so I could go home.
Oh well, hasn't happened in 18 years so I'm guessing I'm in the clear.
amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
Wow, looks like I'm in the minority on this one. I never wet the bed.
Eukaryote
Deity
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Xanikk999
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sysyphus said:I wasn't able to stop doing it until I was 16. I wasn't brave enough to admit it. It would often happen at school and I'd have to walk around for hours holding a binder awkwardly to cover it up. Sometimes I would just go to the office and tell them I was sick so I could go home.
Oh well, hasn't happened in 18 years so I'm guessing I'm in the clear.
Ok now that someone has been brave enough to say this i will admit i actually still do on occasion if i drink too much late at night. And im 19.
For some i dont wake up when i need to go to the bathroom. Its not something i can control really.
I wet the bed until I was in third grade, about 9 I think, and had occasional relapses for a couple of years after that.
newfangle
hates you.
My life is basically a perpetual state of urination. So yes, I wet the bed. Sometimes for hours at a time. It makes me feel like a real man. Not those fake men that don't pee on things....bastards.
7ronin
海軍少佐
Red Stranger said:
Who says "old people" are incontinent.
Another urban legend. Padma by the way is a mere stripling compared to some.
In answer to the question, I never wet the bed.Rambuchan said:
Evil but but very funny. Have you confessed yet?
Chukchi Husky said:
Hey, you made a funny! Very good!
Mathilda
Queen
No, I don't remeber ever wetting the bed.
I do remeber lying in a hospital bed after a knee operation.
They wouldn't let me get up the same day, nor did I want to.
So out comes the bed pan.
I couldn't. I just couldn't. I guess it's because I was lying down, my muscles just refused to co-operate. So I had to wait till next day. That was easier.
So I guess I'll be in trouble if I ever get stuck in bed for a longer period because of some horrid accident.
Maybe I should start practising...
I do remeber lying in a hospital bed after a knee operation.
They wouldn't let me get up the same day, nor did I want to.
So out comes the bed pan.
I couldn't. I just couldn't. I guess it's because I was lying down, my muscles just refused to co-operate. So I had to wait till next day. That was easier.
So I guess I'll be in trouble if I ever get stuck in bed for a longer period because of some horrid accident.
Maybe I should start practising...
7ronin
海軍少佐
Mathilda said:
Not to worry. In those situations they provide you with a catheter.
Oooo what fun!7ronin said:
Mathilda
Queen
I know, and I have to say I'm not keen on the idea.7ronin said:
Eukaryote
Deity
Mathilda said:
Yeah start practising, you might have some fun! Tee-Hee, if it were me in that situation I probably would have held it in all day too, but in order to not wake up desprite in the morning and have to wait until they'd let me get outta bed or go while I was awake this is what I would do: Drink five glasses of water before bed and if I woke up and had to pee, I'd go back to sleep and keep going back to sleep until my body gets the point. I'd be much more willing to use a bed pan in my sleep than awake. Plus I'd get to have a cool dream of going over a waterfall in a kayak or a bit too relaxing fishing trip by the lake. That would sure take me back to the good old days of being six.
Hey Math, you should have tried this, because I bet by the next day you were bursting!
Oh well, maybe do it next time your injured, you won't have to practice for this. Anyway what are bedpans like, is it basicly a diaper? What does it look like? Is it comfortable? Just curious.
toh6wy
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I've never wet my bed, but I have "wet my bed" while asleep several times. Once it happened three times on one night, even.
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Sometimes, I really loathe hormones.
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
Until I was about 4
Hospital bedpans are stainless steel "pots" shaped like a toilet seat. You lie on them and deposit whatever is due out. They are nothing like a diaper.Drool4Res-pect said:Anyway what are bedpans like, is it basicly a diaper? What does it look like? Is it comfortable? Just curious.
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De Lorimier
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I can't say I remember ever wetting the bed and having the whole cute scene where mom changes the sheet before putting you back to your comfy bed. Almost makes me wish I would remember this happening.
I don't think I ever got so comfortable in my drunkiness to piss my bed, but I know friends who did. One of my best friend, who luckily doesn't play computer games and has zero chances to ever read this, pissed on his girlfriend's back after a night out with us boys. She told us the story at the end of a dinner a couple of weeks ago. He was acting like a smart-ass for some reason and she just had to tell this story to his closest friends to get back at him. Let's just say he got quiet after that!
I don't think I ever got so comfortable in my drunkiness to piss my bed, but I know friends who did. One of my best friend, who luckily doesn't play computer games and has zero chances to ever read this, pissed on his girlfriend's back after a night out with us boys. She told us the story at the end of a dinner a couple of weeks ago. He was acting like a smart-ass for some reason and she just had to tell this story to his closest friends to get back at him. Let's just say he got quiet after that!
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I had trouble with this, my entire dad's side of the family had this problem, ayet another thing I can blame him for. but I had a hilarious incidnet once. Think I was 9.
Since I used to have this problem I was quite happy to find I woke up in the middle and the night and got up t go to the bathroom.
0f course I was still sleepy and I couldn't quite see properly. So I got confused to as where the bathroom was.
In Indian houses we typically had a "god room" which is basically a small room where statues and pictures of Hindu gods are kept and such.
Anyway the "gods room" was opposite from the bathroon, in my sleepy state I couldn't make out the diffrence. So I ended up going into the gods room, and urinating over the statues an dpictueres of the gods. Ganesha in particular
When i relized it I was oh ****, but whatever so I shrugged and went back to sleep. When my dad went there in the monring he was like WTH. When I told them they found it pretty funny so it was all good....
Hm I wonder if there's any correlation between that and my atheism.
Since I used to have this problem I was quite happy to find I woke up in the middle and the night and got up t go to the bathroom.
0f course I was still sleepy and I couldn't quite see properly. So I got confused to as where the bathroom was.
In Indian houses we typically had a "god room" which is basically a small room where statues and pictures of Hindu gods are kept and such.
Anyway the "gods room" was opposite from the bathroon, in my sleepy state I couldn't make out the diffrence. So I ended up going into the gods room, and urinating over the statues an dpictueres of the gods. Ganesha in particular
When i relized it I was oh ****, but whatever so I shrugged and went back to sleep. When my dad went there in the monring he was like WTH.
When I told them they found it pretty funny so it was all good....Hm I wonder if there's any correlation between that and my atheism.
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