How many Objectivists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. It is neither rational or reasonable to procreate in a small glass orb. Ayn Rand wrote in one of her brilliant essays A Moritorium on Sex in Glass Orbs, "Procreation is a by-product of productive work, not its goal. A sexual couple is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to procreate in a light bulb".
How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to doubt the existence of the bulb, and one to
question the need to change it since we are all destined to
die anyway.
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial
one of their subordinates to actually change it.
How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's condition is
improving every day. Any reports of it's lack of incandescence are
totally unfounded, and the result of delusional "spin" assaults from the
fanatic, elitist, liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably,
and anything you say undermines the lighting effect and dims it's ego.
Why do you hate freedom?
How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- None. The invisible hand does it.
- None. "There is no need to change the lightbulb. All the conditions for
illumination are in place. Recent surveys show growing confidence in the
lightbulb lighting up again."
- None, because, look! It's getting brighter! It's definitely getting
brighter !!!
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they only screw the poor.
