How to Know when you have been Nesing for too long..

40. You explain to your brother how you got betrayed in NES2 III.

:( :(
 
42- You have an obsession with vodka
 
43- When you laugh when someone offer you a NAP and/or alliances and accept it anyway
 
44. When you read history books just to find alt. history ideas.

45. You look at maps in history books to gain ideas about NESes.

46. You've been doing it for 4 years.

47. When you think of highschool, you think of stJNES5.

48. You have to make up some lame excuse to explain why you've been on the computer for 3 hours drawing a map.

49. You have more NESers on your AIM list then you do other people.
 
52. You post even when your semi-drunk.
 
55. When you start paying attention to where other NESers live, to either conquer and burn their homelands in a NES, claim that you know people from other countries, or to visit/hunt down them to say 'hi' or say 'this is for insert NES betrayal here'.

I don't think 52-53 should be included. They're kinda off-topic I think.
 
56. You are very freaked out whenever you see "Polar Bear" beer (see my flag from ZPNES) or a book published by "Penguin Book".

57. You are very fond of Finland, even if the only thing you associate with is with NESers.

58. You keep trying to learn to live without sleep, because it takes up so much time that could've been spent on updating or on writing stories.
 
OOC: Iggy, I disagree. I also often post semi-drunk (even updated once semi-drunk), and I think it is a dangerous sign of having been NESing too long. Or maybe a dangerous sign of increasing alcoholism. U decide.

IC:
59. You join the Lower Officer School and thus serve extra 6 months in the Finnish Army only to learn tactics that you could later use in NESes.

60. You think army should concentrate on industrial and ancient tactics rather than modern ones because they'd be more useful in NESing.

61. You start speaking of the "good old days" of NESing.

62. You say "Board NES" or "RTOR" and half the members of the NESing community don't understand what you mean.

63. Stalin006 knows where you live.
 
64. When you hear the word "nuclear war", the first two words that come into your mind are "Prussian" and "Stalin".
 
66. You couldn't but think that the real world leaders are too sane and too unimaginative.
 
68. Every time you are reading about any reform in any country you think on how to imlpement them in your nation regardless of age, place and current conditions.

69. You used to take diplomacy in NESes very seriously. That it VERY seriously.

70. Your enemies are real ***** until the NES is over. You might enjoy a glass of vodka with them in the next NES.

71. You do horrible things that would make you shiver IRL. Funny enough you understand better why they happen IRL.

72. You can re-tell the history of any NES that you played actively.

73. The longest posts you make begin with "When I was (insercountryname) in (inserNESname)....

74. You have every CFC member that played NES at least once in your friends list.

75. You have a 10-page document named "NESideas.doc" and over 100MBs worth of maps, orders and rules on your harddrive.

76. You cannot send orders when not at home. All your ideas and plans are at home.

77. The most often thing you typed in orders is "increase economy"

78. You either write 2-line orders or 2PMs of orders.

79. Unless you modded a NES you wonder why the updates take so long. When you mod a NES you wonder why updates take so little for other mods.

80. You swore to quit NESing over a 12 times. You are still considering it.
 
Let's see now, there is no #38 or #41, and there are two #40's. Well I'm sure Stalin will fix that for us.

81. You've been NESing too long when u no longer know how to count to 40.
 
82. You horrifiedly wake up in the middle of the night screaming: "VON DUNKELHEIT IS THE LEADER OF IRAN!!!!"
 
83. When you don't have anything better to do, like when waiting for a bus, you go into a monologue, plotting revenge and the downfall of your enemies.

84. When friends come to visit, you boast of victories and well-planned alliances, and practice your propaganda skills.

85. You posted in this thread.
 
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