How to Know when you have been Nesing for too long..

427. You've actually turned down intercourse because the deadline of a NES was in an hour, and you've not yet sent orders.

I don't know if that one's in there, yet, but I have sadly made this number a reality.

428. You're in Marine Corps boot camp and in the middle of getting smoked by your drill instructors drift off thinking about how tough your warriors were in a NES and wonder how much more rigorous the training in your country would have been.

429. If you join the Marine Corps thinking that maybe you'll get to wear an Iron Mask into battle and eat your enemies.
 
427. I told her to kick back until i had finished at least...
 
430. If the highlight of your day is someone coming online on a messenger so you can talk diplomacy.

431. If you have a stand specially constructed next to your computer seat to where you can place a pillow on and lay your head to go to sleep, so that when the above happens, you get woke up by the sound of the message popping up on your screen.

I've never done anything that drastic, but I remember putting my volume exceedingly high a couple of times so that I would wake up when people were messaging me so that I would be able to get some needed diplomacy taken care of... Good times :p
 
432: you tell your girlfriend to shut up because you are trying to work out a treaty

433: you get hit when you start ranting about how everyone is out to get the Ottoman Empire
 
434. When you start wondering why people in real life aren't afraid of you invading them.

435. When you start thinking of all of your relationships in NESing terms... (i.e. Turbulant times is an uprising that you must find a way to pacify. You find out that your ol' lady has a thing for someone else is a foreign country invading your lands etc... Having an affair is invading another country haha.) Speaking of which, I invaded yo momma's country last night!
 
436. You don't really get Luckymoose's previous statement at all. All the stuff he was commenting on appears to be perfectly healthy and reasonable behaviour to you...

437. You have only used the Encarta (a CD encyclopedia) for its excellent world atlas - and have only used that for NESing purposes.

438. You just don't get the idea of all those annual state adresses and whatnot; why the hell are they telling everyone about their plans?!

439. When reading a 1941 Soviet textbook on the history of diplomacy (especially the "early modern Europe" section), the first thought that comes into your mind is how similar the usual greedy, utterly amoral, frequently stupid or ignorant and always backstabbing feudal and bourgoise statesmen mentioned therein appear to NESers when looked upon from this perspective (appears contrived, but is a true story).
 
440. When people say 'modern world', you think of overpowered Germany, Russia, and America.
441. When you decide to take the worst NES nation for the challenge.
442. You've wondered why NES hasn't had the Never Ending Story term on Wikipedia.
443. When you create an NES article for Wikipedia.
444. When you decide to buy atlases for your NES. You get ROAD MAPS to make your NES more realistic, and try to find ways to put down every city and road. (Such as Cheesequakes, New Jersey)
 
442. You've wondered why NES hasn't had the Never Ending Story term on Wikipedia.
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Because it's terribly minor in the scope of everything?

443. When you create an NES article for Wikipedia.
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Have fun having it get deleted, and potentially being banned. :)
 
448. You tried 445 once, but it didn't work.
 
449. You skip sleep to be awake at 4am for someone in a completely different timezone to update...
 
450. When planning your day, the most important plans are inevitably NESing-related ("assemble a coalition against Turkey").

451. Even when your plans have something to do with real life, you automatically think of it in NES terms ("grow Education", "continue project").
 
452. You have actually stormed out of an educational facility exclaiming "I'll kill you all!" after having read an update you did not like. Fortunately for you, no one was around to hear you.
 
453. You tell your friends to shut up in school, so you can raise your education and advance to the next age!

454. You hope your friends fail their tests, so when you enter the Iron age, they will only yhave bronze stuff.

455. You are guilty of 446
 
457 : You eventually get so tired of seeing this thread while ur NESing that you finally decide to reply to it so you can just be some sarcastic jackass about the whole thing
 
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