I have to tell the Truth.

[Xanikk999]

Your not gay... Cant fool me!

 

[Mise]

Your not gay... Cant fool me!

Fool me once, shame on, shame on you.... fool me.... can't get fooled again!

 

[plarq]

Fool me.

I must confess, on this very day of the year 2007, that I'm neither a man nor a woman. I'm not even a human.

I also admit that my IQ is a lot above the average. I also admit that I can only be turned on by some racist/fascist/nazi/terrorist style articles, posts and talks.I confess that I'm feeling dull, but don't dare to watch porn because of my personal oath.

I confess that I am involved in a conspiracy against Chinese government, plotting to replace it with a democracy where I'm a president for life. And I'll ban any racist/fascist/commie/radical/nazi publications when I'm in--they should go directly into my private library!

I confess I'm skeptical about "scientific approaches", but I laugh at "alternative approach", "super-nature", and "bible/koran/talmud pwns" and etc.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Good for you Classical, youre very brave. Your courage has inspired me to make my own announcement and admission. Im...not crazy. All these years Ive been saying crazy things because until now I havent been able to face the fact that Im so relentlessly sane. I first realized I was sane as a child, but I knew it somehow made me different from everyone around me, so I said nothing. I dont care anymore. A few weeks ago I met someone else who is sane, and my life hasnt been the same since. No more crazyeye smilies for me. Im sane

 

[Brighteye]

Oh no! That's terrible. There must be a cure.

 

[Mirc]

I know of a cure! Copy this text and paste it in 10 other threads, then go to a random Tibetan site and learn a Tibetan prayer, read it very loud, then stand up, put your hands over the monitor, throw it out of the window, eat 2 lemons with salt, and and then jump to catch the monitor. Trust me, it works!!

 

[Brighteye]

Ahhh. You can always rely on Civfanatics to help you out of a hole like this one. You'll be mad in no time.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Nobody understands. Being sane isnt a medical condition that has to be cured! Im just different thats all

 

[classical_hero]

Quit Spamming my thread.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Sorry Classical, I wont anymore. I just find it hard to believe. We'll see if youre still gay at midnight

 

[Kozmos]

Yah arent you christian and I believe the whole Bible thingamabob is against gayness?

 

[classical_hero]

God loves for who I am. He will accept me for being gay since he is a God of love. He will love me no matter what I do.
1 John 4:8 He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love.

How can a loving God condemn someone for doing what is natural?
Romans 8:34-35 Who is he that condemneth? It is Christ that died, yea rather, that is risen again, who is even at the right hand of God, who also maketh intercession for us.
35 Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? shall tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or nakedness, or peril, or sword?

 

[plarq]

God loves for who I am. He will accept me for being gay since he is a God of love. He will love me no matter what I do.
1 John 4:8 He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love.

How can a loving God condemn someone for doing what is natural?
Romans 8:34-35 Who is he that condemnth? It is Christ that died, yea rather, that is risen again, who is even at the right hand of God, who also maketh intercession for us.
35 Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? shall tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or nakedness, or peril, or sword?

Is gayness natural? It is up to discussion since Bible doesn't mention it.

 

[Azale]

Yah arent you christian and I believe the whole Bible thingamabob is against gayness?

You just made me choke on my water. Good job

I've learned to not believe anything anyone says today. SUPPOSEDLY I'm going to the movies with an attractive lady friend today, and this has been planned for over a week...suspiciously she moved it from Saturday to Sunday for "educational reasons". Suuureee....NONE OF YOU CAN FOOL ME!!!!

Besides, why would you want to confess yet not want anyone to know so you choose a day everyone wouldn't believe you? That kinda defeats the purpose.

If you really wanted to "get if off your chest", you could just randomly join in on another forum, post 1 thread about you coming out of the closet, and it would have the same exact effect as doing this on April Fool's Day

 

[azzaman333]

Did I ever mention I survived a 500m drop off a cliff?

 

[Bozo Erectus]

It would be in awfully bad form to use Gods Word as part of a joke. Maybe its true after all. If youre not Gay, you should be ashamed

 

[classical_hero]

You just made me choke on my water. Good job

I've learned to not believe anything anyone says today. SUPPOSEDLY I'm going to the movies with an attractive lady friend today, and this has been planned for over a week...suspiciously she moved it from Saturday to Sunday for "educational reasons". Suuureee....NONE OF YOU CAN FOOL ME!!!!

Besides, why would you want to confess yet not want anyone to know so you choose a day everyone wouldn't believe you? That kinda defeats the purpose.

If you really wanted to "get if off your chest", you could just randomly join in on another forum, post 1 thread about you coming out of the closet, and it would have the same exact effect as doing this on April Fool's Day

You might actually be suprised at how many Christians are actually Gay. Remember Ted Hagaard. There have been numerous cases of Christians being Gay. Also those who say that the Bible refers to Homosexuality as being wrong, then they are just referring to the bits that just do not apply today, they are written in backward times and are utterly useless in our modern society. I believe that God is a God of Love and as such he will accept me for who I am. I do find it funny that now you are mocking me for views that I once held in ignorance. Can't you see that this announcement has liberated me and shown me the truth.

 

[Kozmos]

You and Xanikk should have switched jokes. I would believe Xanikk is gay and that you got laid.

 

[Azale]

You might actually be suprised at how many Christians are actually Gay. Remember Ted Hagaard. There have been numerous cases of Christians being Gay. Also those who say that the Bible refers to Homosexuality as being wrong, then they are just referring to the bits that just do not apply today, they are written in backward times and are utterly useless in our modern society. I believe that God is a God of Love and as such he will accept me for who I am. I do find it funny that now you are mocking me for views that I once held in ignorance. Can't you see that this announcement has liberated me and shown me the truth.

It was the way Cleric typed it, it hit me just right and made me choke a bit on my water. I'm no bible thumper

I'm glad your liberated. Even though I don't believe you. Or do I?

No, probably not

 

[Mirc]

Edit: Crosspost....

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