I swear mom, that isnt a penis pump....

nice to see a person of italian descent cropping up.
 
So three years jail is better then being embarressed. ?
And now he mom has found out anyway.

Edit: along with the rest of the world
 
A young, Middle Eastern male announcing at an airport security checkpoint that he has a bomb. I don't think you can get any dumber than that.
 
however embarrasing it may be risking 3 years in prison to avoid shocking your mother is dumb. Not to mention he's 29 what his mother thinks really doesn't matter.
 
I bet this is a terrorist ploy. In the future they will takeover airplanes with bombs shaped like penis pumps/ actual penis pumps!
 
This is the best story ever. I would let him go just out of sheer embarassment.
 
Stupidity never ceases to be hilarious
 
The only answer is to ban penis pumps on airplanes.
 
Truronian said:
The only answer is to ban penis pumps on airplanes.
Why not ban everything but people on planes? ;)
 
salty mud said:
Recently, this seems to be the only solution. :shake: :(
Then terrorists would be sticking things in their butts and exploding themselves :eek:.
 
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