If the world worked through internet logic

[dragonprobably]

What if the world worked just like the internet?

Here are somethings that would happen:

• Writing "Bump" on someone's coffin would bring them back to life.
• Comparing someone to Hitler means you're right and they're wrong.
• Anthromorphic animals exist and the like to... mate a lot.
• Every religious person worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
• Every thing is as it's good as it's hyped to be.
• The Illuminati controls the world.
• You're original if you do something millions of people have done before.
• Weed is actually good for you.
• You're as cool as you say you are.
• Politicians actually care about what you think.
• My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the best show on television (the brony in me is crying in agony.)
• Poland is in Africa.
• You get your voice box removed whenever you sing a copyrighted song.
• The Dark Knight won all the Oscars.

 

[Ailedhoo]

*Cats are gods (ok that might be a bit true...) and are skilled in Engrish.
*Poland is currently in space.
*Alteratively Poland is unable to contribute to Space... ever!
*The Nazis are very concerned with grammer.
*The USA is the only country that matters.
*The USA is the only country that should not matter.
*The USA is the best place in the world.
*The USA is the worst place in the world.
*Christainity is the only theist faith and the only ones that exist are fundementalists.
*All athiests are the Richard Darkins type.
*All arguments are serious.
*All arguments are statire.
*France never won a war or battle and always surrenders. (the internet should look this up).

 

[dragonprobably]

*France never won a war or battle and always surrenders. (the internet should look this up).

Unfortunately, the Internet hasn't heard of the Free French Forces.

 

[Terrance888]

Trolls are real.

 

[Midnight-Blue766]

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the best show on television (the brony in me is crying in agony.)

Hey, that's only after World War III and the ensuing nuclear war occurs!

 

[dragonprobably]

*You always know what you're talking about, no matter what everyone says.
*A guy swinging around a stick is comedy gold
*You can get rich by helping a Nigerian Prince get his inheritance

 

[mayor]

*Everything is true

 

[Midnight-Blue766]

*Everything is true

• Nothing is true.

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

Newspapers, television, and radio would be mostly porn.

 

[Arakhor]

*Everything is true

And nothing is permitted?

 

[Terrance888]

Hitler appears randomly across the world.

 

[Yoda Power]

Hitler appears randomly across the world.

...as a hipster.

 

[choxorn]

Hitler was hated before being hated was cool.

 

[Catharsis]

All the paintings in the Louvre would depict stickmen angsting about maths.

 

[STB93]

The worst part is: Slenderman is real.

 

[Goldflash]

Cats have horrible grammar and spelling.

 

[choxorn]

Cats can communicate in English in the first place.

 

[CELTICEMPIRE]

Third Parties win US elections.

 

[dragonprobably]

Third Parties win US elections.

EVERYONE! CELT won the thread!

 

[Optical]

All the paintings in the Louvre would depict stickmen angsting about maths.

What's the Louvre?

...Oh, you mean TVTropes.