If the world worked through internet logic

[Cheezy the Wiz]

What's the Louvre?

A huge art museum in Paris with lots of famous artwork.

 

[Optical]

Thank you. I know that.

 

[Daedwartin]

Spacebattlers:ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THIS THREAD!
the empire of Spacebattlers would conquer the world has it would have every damn super weapon ever invented, every damn weapon ever invented, they would always resort to making sure a threat is dealt with starting with 30 barrages of gigaton nuclear weapons, go on to destroy the planet, and use that to deal with more threats. Problem and threat interchangeable.
The God Emperor of Mankind would rule all.
Biggatons would conquer all.
all would fear us...

 

[Ailedhoo]

What's the Louvre?

...Oh, you mean TVTropes.

The world TVTropes would make would not be one that is grand... and I am serius of this issue: here is the first article on the matter I will post to you on this issue. (warning of language at around the end).

 

[Jouzou]

Link to video.

 

[SamSniped]

Red vs. Blue

 

[nerdfighter13]

Link to video.

Hilarious! Luckily I'm prepared for the internet. I was part of my middle school chess club.

 

[dragonprobably]

Horror stories explain something as hyper-realistic instead of painting a picture in your head.

 

[classical_hero]

By just saying "Win" you have finished an argument and you have won it.

 

[dragonprobably]

All women are men in disguise.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Your political view can bet on a single, undiverse right or left line...

Wait... that is sadly how many people in the world see things.

 

[choxorn]

Actually, a two-dimensional Political Compass, but yes.

 

[dragonprobably]

The Earth is flat.

 

[dragonprobably]

There are only 3 numbers: 69, 420, 666.

 

[Cutlass]

You forgot 42

 

[choxorn]

And 34.

 

[SamSniped]

If the world worked through Internet logic, talking about a dead person would bring them back to life

 

[dragonprobably]

If the world worked through Internet logic, talking about a dead person would bring them back to life

Boy, Deja Vu.

[*]Writing "Bump" on someone's coffin would bring them back to life.