If you had a past life, what would you have been there in your view?

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Just to note that the thread is merely inspired by a concurrent thread, but not meant as a link to the topic in the other thread, which has its own and very different merit :)

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I think i was trying to examine- back when i was in late elementary school- if i could recall anything prior to my birth. While i could not manage to do that i did have a very recurring theme in my plastic toy-based game plots, which i was very fond of before i got my first computer later on - when i was 11.
In the plot of the games on the carpet i was usually a sort of baron or count figure, ruling over a domain, and mostly being involved in cancelling the prospect of revolts. While children's games very likely have a strong symbolic tie to their views of their own position in the world, i suppose the role of that regional noble was very typical for me while playing with my toys. So the population of the fief would partly rise in revolt, the loyal soldiers would use their pikes and swords to enforce another deceptive balance, and apart from that the ongoing feud between myself and other powers (be it locals of low stature, foreign nobles who wanted the land, or renegade armies or bands of opportunists) never would be resolved.

So i gather from all that that i was living the high life behind the armored walls of some Byzantine land. I mean the mosaic of Alexios II is not that far away from myself even in this dusty era of the world...:

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I was shot to pieces in WW1.

And again in WW2.

So, now I'm a pacifist. And, so far, I've not been shot once. Result!

I've had a fair few funny looks, though.
 
Statistically, I probably would have been one of the billions upon billions of babies that miscarried or died before the age of five.

But a boring past life like that doesn't win me much attention or sell BS new age woo books. I've noticed that the most successful stories of "reincarnation" seem to follow along these simple guidelines:

- Be a full-grown person from recent history that contemporary people can still more or less relate to.

- Be someone who was employed in something that still carries lot of emotion and recognition like a combat veteran.

- Be vague enough that someone can't DISPROVE your reincarnation story by checking official records.
(So no full names, definitive dates or VERIFIABLE facts.)

- Also, involve technical stuff that the average person wouldn't know, yet is easy to look up on the internet.

- Manipulate this "past life" identity onto your young children if you don't think you yourself can push this BS.
 
^Don't know if past lives exist, but FWIW supposedly the idea is very old, and even Pythagoras supported it (although there are many antithetical views about what Pythagoras said anyway, and he is mentioned to never have written down anything, unlike Heraklitos who lived shortly after him, or Anaximander a little while before him :) ).
 
Do the palms of your hands itch, at all? Might be a positive sign.

Can you look at a body of water and not get itchy feet? Might be a contra-indication.

How are you with bread and small fish?
 
So horrid I changed it.

edit: Gah! First I post an image, then I change it, and meanwhile you post a comment deploring it, then you change your comment...

(I'm going to be here all night.)
 
Tsk. Let's face it, who hasn't been Jesus at some time or another?

Spoiler :
Probably someone who is just about to be him.
 
As someone who grew up in a Buddhist housenold (and still identifies as nominally Buddhist), this sort of question led to a lot of useless but fun discussion. My mom was seriously convinced that I was a Mongol warlord or some sort of bloodthirsty warlord in one life, and a ancient Roman, Greek, or Chinese scholar in another. When I was little my mom also said she thought maybe I was italian in a past life because I liked italian food.

We also had a family friend, also Buddhist, who was more of a new agey type person (but she didn't look like it - she was otherwise a bad mouthed, cool big sister figure to me growing up) who was certain she was my wife in my past life when I was a low-ranking Chinese bureaucrat, and that my brother was our kid. No idea where she got that idea from.

As for me, I've never made any assumptions as to what past lives I may or may not have had. I do occasionally like to think I was a Japanese bloke sometime during the late 19th century or early 20th century, no idea why.
 
I had this past life where I was posting stuff on an internet forum and everyone was arguing and some people were agreeing with what they thought I was saying, but I wasn't really meaning to say that, and some other people started threatening me and saying I wasn't taking it all seriously enough. And then I kept getting infractions.... and....

No. Wait...

That's all in the future, right?
 
Not a clue, I should probably ask my father what he thinks he was before considering reincarnation is the only consistent vaguely religious belief he seems to have.
 
A viking, a pirate or an Orthodox Jew.

Gotta be some reason for this beard fixation.

I was shot to pieces in WW1.

And again in WW2.

So, now I'm a pacifist. And, so far, I've not been shot once. Result!

I've had a fair few funny looks, though.
You marched to the Battle of New Orleans, at the end of the early British wars? The young land started growing, the young blood started flowing, but you ain't a-marchin' anymore?
 
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