If you singlehandedly led some sort of vast realm what would your title be?

[Thorbal]

Muad´dib or Grand Brewer...

The beer must flow!

 

[Bronx Warlord]

Field Marshall


It just sounds so badass

 

[azzaman333]

I'd call myself Super Mario.

 

[classical_hero]

DO NOT CLICK THAT!!

The requested URL http://aussiecynic.com/?p=196 is infected with Trojan-Clicker.HTML.IFrame.bk virus

I did not get that when I searched it. I better find a new page for that joke then. I might as well just copy the joke then.

 

[sourboy]

Oh Captain, My Captain.

 

[CCA]

Comrade General Secretary of the Fifth Revisionist Marxist-Leninist-Franinist Communist Popular Front and Popular Arbiter of the Relentless, Eternal and Progressive Socialist Revolution.

 

[Benefactor]

The Illuminated One.

 

[sourboy]

So do you want to be hung like a black man?

Spoiler for joke :

A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.
He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion, surrounded by 50 stunningly beautiful women.
He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet.
He looks down and notices the floor is covered in $100 notes.
Next, there's a knock at the door, so he answers it!

Standing there are two people dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.
They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a sturdy limb and hang him by the neck until dead.

As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies!

One blonde genie says to the other,
"I can understand the first wish..... having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to.
I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But, why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."

nice one!

 

[cybrxkhan]

His Imperial Majesty, Lord Protector of the Primeval Antideluvian Realm, Great and Glorious Senator of the Empire, Emperor.

 

[The Yankee]

I'd show up Qaddafi and call myself "Private, First Class."

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Khan!

What else?

Kan is more letter-efficient

 

[GoodSarmatian]

Emperor comes to mind, but it is hardly original and has been abused in the past.
I don't want to be associated with the likes of Bokassa.
I could pull a Jehova and forbid the people to call me by my name without taking a title.
Let them figure it out.

 

[skadistic]

Benevolent Father.

 

[bhsup]

Benevolent Father.

Well then I change my answer from Praetor to Flash Gordon, Savior Of The Universe.

Go, Flash, Go!

 

[Quildavyr]

Kan is more letter-efficient

Then let me be Hakan or Sultan

 

[rhawn]

The Dude.........

 

[Miles Teg]

Chancellor.

With a retinue of Field Marshalls

 

[Leonel]

Emperor 10char

 

[LightFang]

I'd just be Mr. President. Supposedly democratically elected? Well, maybe. I just want to get my hands on that secret book...

 

[Harbringer]

imaweiner..............