If you were a fish, what kind of fish would you be?

[RalofTyr]

 

[Valka D'Ur]

A babelfish.

 

[azzaman333]

Fish suck.

 

[Luckymoose]

Alligator gar. I would eat all the little fish and stalk their babies.

 

[silver 2039]

A Piranha.

 

[Archbob]

A ninja fish, so I could pwn anything.

 

[Agent327]

A whaleshark - awesome creature!

 

[lovett]

A Narwhal. I'd be like a unicorn, but better.

 

[ArneHD]

Deep One.

10char

 

[Kennigit]

Angler fishes look really awesome....

 

[general_kill]

Probably salmon or something that is easy to catch and kill. I mean who am I kidding, a fish's life sucks. I poop in the water I use to BREATH, and I eat disgusting food. Plus, my life is meaningless and I can't even goto heaven! If I were a fish, I'd like to end my life asap.

 

[moscaverde]

The gigantic mola-mola or a sailfish.

 

[BSmith1068]

Tiger Fish

Links for photos:

http://www.henry-gilbey.co.uk/essay_zambia.html

http://www.tourettefishing.com/products/images/upper_zambezi_float_trip_tiger_fish_3.jpg

http://getsavaged.wordpress.com/2007/04/08/congo-tiger-fish/

 

[RedRalph]

One of those fishes that swims up your flute and pushes spines out into your piss-pipe

 

[The Fishman]

Fishman?

Fish suck.

No flaming!

 

[Fifty]

Id like to be a stonefish! They hang out in warm water, they're cool looking, they have cool camo, and they're poisonous as hell!

Spoiler :

 

[CCRunner]

Megaladon

Look out fishies, here I come

 

[MobBoss]

Why, the most dangerous fish of all:

Spoiler :

http://www.spike.com/video/land-shark/2802070

 

[Phlegmak]

One of those fishes that swims up your flute and pushes spines out into your piss-pipe

Why on Earth would you want to go into men's penises?

 

[bhsup]

Why, the most dangerous fish of all:

Spoiler :

http://www.spike.com/video/land-shark/2802070

OMG! I haven't see that...well, I saw it when it aired. Great find, thanks MB!!