If you were an abnormaly evil dictator what would your rise to power be?
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Zarn
Le Républicain Catholique
Take control of NATO, then the rest of the 'West', then the world. You have to get on the soldier's good side. Give them beer and chips. With the soldiers on your side, you have a good chance of be successful.
Chairman Yang
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Though choise between propaganda and high-tech gadgets.
Voted propaganda in the end.
Voted propaganda in the end.
Cantankerous
...but I do know Shinola
Why would I want to be an abnormally evil dictator?
Would I be less effective if I were only "normally" evil?
Would I be less effective if I were only "normally" evil?
Perfection
The Great Head.
Okay first i created all kinds of nano-bots, then I released them, in twenty-years everyones minds will be reprogramed to worship me as their supreme emperor/god!
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
Where is burn all the citisens of the earth while flying in space listening to :"imagine?"
That would be PURE EVIl!
That would be PURE EVIl!
Zarn
Le Républicain Catholique
Yah, right. Like we would ever bow down to you.:worshp:
I guess it's worth a shot. Remember, soldiers first. Sooner or later, I am going to pound this into everyone's head.
amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
I would have voted "military junta" but I suppose that would be too unlikely compared to many of the options given.
Perfection
The Great Head.
Originally posted by Zarn
Yah, right. Like we would ever bow down to you.:worshp:
I guess it's worth a shot. Remember, soldiers first. Sooner or later, I am going to pound this into everyone's head.
What you just use the nano-bots to reprogram everyone's brains
CrackedCrystal
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Oh, come on! I am the only person with a love of Radioactive monkeys!?!?! 
Perfection
The Great Head.
ALL MONKEYS ARE RADIOACTIVE!!! SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPECIFY THAT THEY ARE!!!
SHEESH!!!
SHEESH!!!
hbdragon88
haunted by blackness
You should have put other options. Mine would be worldwide famine that would bring me to power! I say this because in the book Among the Hidden, a leader got to power because of famines - people were starving and dying, and all they wanted was food. So the Population Police was formed to limit 2 children per person - ahh, total control.
Mongoloid Cow
Great Khan
I'd put deathrays of cows, but of the choices you've given I'd go the legion of doom
amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
The best way to go about it would to capitalize and then stop the import and production of vices.
Simple military coup in a small drug-riddled country. Ignore the drugs for some "favor$." Buy some new toys from the major arms exporters in Europe, threaten and take over the drug production centers. Continue exporting them, capitalizing off them for yourself.
With all the profits from that, purchase major tobacco and alcohol companies and a few centrally-located television states. Cease all production of the products, appear on television, and announce that you will halt production of all vices until unconditional surrender by the neighboring country.
Of course, this would work far better if there was still the Soviet bloc. Provide protection from the U.S...
Simple military coup in a small drug-riddled country. Ignore the drugs for some "favor$." Buy some new toys from the major arms exporters in Europe, threaten and take over the drug production centers. Continue exporting them, capitalizing off them for yourself.
With all the profits from that, purchase major tobacco and alcohol companies and a few centrally-located television states. Cease all production of the products, appear on television, and announce that you will halt production of all vices until unconditional surrender by the neighboring country.
Of course, this would work far better if there was still the Soviet bloc. Provide protection from the U.S...
Switch625
I don't care.
The world will be crushed under a GIANT CAN OF SPAM. 
BTW, I noticed nobody chose "Take over the UN."
BTW, I noticed nobody chose "Take over the UN."
Archbob
Ancient CFC Guardian
Monkey Power!!!
CurtSibling
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There are 8 million insects for every human on this earth.
When I perfect my patent insect hypo-beam, then the world will be mine!!!
*Insane cackle*
PS
Pug, the 'Evil Dictator' thing is copyright, just so you know!
When I perfect my patent insect hypo-beam, then the world will be mine!!!
*Insane cackle*
PS
Pug, the 'Evil Dictator' thing is copyright, just so you know!
CrackedCrystal
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Alright, someone else with a eye toward the true power in the universe. We should team up. It would double our army and we will crush CurtSibling. After all, his puny insect-o ray won't work on our monkeys, and I have a can of RAID in the closet
BUWAHAHAHA!
Smaasnekje
Should be medicated...
If i werent allready in control of the world, i would have used Radioactive Monkeys.....
FearlessLeader2
Fundamentalist Loon
Stirring propaganda speeches that simultaneously garnered me support from both the Fundamentalist Right, and the Eco-Green Left, would swell the ranks of my mindle-, er, dedicated followers. We would then march on Washington, place me in the Oral Office, excuse me, Oval Office (Damn Clinton, damn him to hell!!), and install the most loyal of my followers in the Senate, Congress, and the Supreme Court. With the most powerful world on earth in my hands, and its allies, I would make short work of any resistance. Muahahaha, muahahaha, muahahahaha!
