If you were an abnormaly evil dictator what would your rise to power be?

[CurtSibling]

You all have fine plans!

But only one hand can wear the Ring of Power!

And that hand will be mine!

 

[MrPresident]

Firstly, stop using the giant radioactive monkeys without my permission (which means never use them). Secondly, I would take over the world by drilling a nuclear warhead into the earth and holding the world to ransom for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!

 

[Mikoyan]

I intend to take over the central asian steppe-lands and create my own Legions of Death. The Golden Horde will rise again! This time with tanks and hinds!!!

Westwards! Westwards!!! Schnell! Schnell! This time Rome will fall before us!!

 

[Panda]

After taking control of any given country, I'd make overtoures of Infinte Friendship And Cooperation (IFAC) with the US. Having established myself as the #1 US a*s-sucker of the planet, I reveal shocking information about my neighbouring country hating America, hiding terrorists, and secretly building WMDs. I propose joint military actions, with the USAF levelling everything and my ground troops occupying the region as 'peacekeeping forces' for 'as long as it takes'. Procede to next country...

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Wouldn't you like to know?

Trade secrets aren't really revealed to every inquisitive Boy Scout.

Let's just say that it has something to do with...spoons...

 

[willemvanoranje]

first I'd take power the legal way in both the Netherlands and Germany (through option *propaganda*), then I'd force the smaller neighbouring countries to join, found a european state which will be known as Great-Holland or something. At about the same time my collegue in Surinam will have seized control over South-America. As I proceed eastwards, he will proceed to the north taking North-America. To make a long story short: when he has American and Africa, and I have Europe, Asia and Oceania (and the moon), I'll just woop his ass and move him to the Lunar Detention Area.

btw, I'm not gonna be an evil dictator, just a dictator who is loved by all the world will be a despotic socialism

 

[amadeus]

I was thinking also maybe I could go find Alec Baldwin and make everyone do the calypso until they surrendered, like in Beetlejuice...

 

[Switch625]

Originally posted by MrPresident
Firstly, stop using the giant radioactive monkeys without my permission (which means never use them).

In the era of file sharing (rampant piracy), you are trying to enforce intellectual property rights?
BAH! A futile effort! Doomed to failure!

 

[CrackedCrystal]

Yes, everything is going along nicely. The radioactive monkeys are now tied for first with the legion of doom. Soon my dream will be realized.



Time for CrackedCrystal to take his medication.

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

I'd use my verbal abilities to do propaganda.

I'd get elected president of the USA first on a campaign of free cable television for all citizens and sports franchises may no longer switch cities. Then I'd quickly charm the UN into joining the United States. Then, when everybody was celebrating world unity day, they'd realize those brand new greenbacks bore a deadly virus that killed everyone without the ability to think laterally.

 

[CrazyScientist]

Originally posted by CurtSibling
You all have fine plans!

But only one hand can wear the Ring of Power!

And that hand will be mine!

Bah! There is only one Lord of the Rings, Enemy Ace. And He does not share power.

 

[Archbob]

Originally posted by CurtSibling
You all have fine plans!

But only one hand can wear the Ring of Power!

And that hand will be mine!

Radioactive monkeys are not subject to rings of power.

 

[Silverblade]

I didn't care to vote in this poll.

Though I can't stop wondering who will sell the world? Like there are someone who owns it (this is not a serious question just a stupid one, and I should have gone to bed for a long time ago.)

Which reminds me of another alternative that wasen't represented; take over the world witch "sleeping-gas". Even Saddam and Bin-Laden won't make a single action then, except for some snoring zzzzzzzzzzzzz........

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by rmsharpe
I was thinking also maybe I could go find Alec Baldwin and make everyone do the calypso until they surrendered, like in Beetlejuice...

You are as fiendish as ever, master Sharpe!

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Fallen Angel Lord


Radioactive monkeys are not subject to rings of power.

Then they will bow before my munificence!

(ooh, matron!)

 

[MrPresident]

In the era of file sharing (rampant piracy), you are trying to enforce intellectual property rights?

In the words of Winston Churchill, "Never, never, never, ever give up!"

 

[polymath]

My option is not specified here, but rest assured it will be swift and brutal...and spoons, Darkshade? What use are your puny spoons against a crack legion armed with sporks!!!!!

 

[Simon Darkshade]

You have much to learn, o ye odious Mancunian Candidate; chiefly among these are Morris Dancing in zero gravity, how to feed five thousand with two sheets of cardboard and a temperamental aubergine in its late forties, and most of all, the power and reach of the dreaded and omnipotent Directorate of Spoons. They are not what they seem in name or nature...

 

[Perfection]

Oh be quiet Darkshade, everyone knows the true power rests in the spork, which I controll completly.

SHEESH!!!

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Are you just naturally stupid and obtuse, or did you have to work on it with the aid of professionals?
The Spoon is more than just a simple functional tool for soups and eye gouging, it is the symbol and cover for the largest covert organization in the world.