If you were an abnormaly evil dictator what would your rise to power be?

[Perfection]

Okay Darkshade, There is only one way to settle this score, we get two monkeys, we give monkey A a spoon and monkey B a spork, The monkey/implement who kills wins!

 

[puglover]

Originally posted by SirJethro
What is the difference between an abnormally evil dictator and a normal evil dictator?

Normal Evil: Does not have Civ 3 on desktop

Abnormal Evil: Does not have Civ 3

 

[Zarn]

Pertfection, you can't beat Darkshade's spoons. Have you even seen his spoons? I bet you never have. i'm sorry, but I am with Darkshade in this.

 

[Perfection]

I bet you've never seen my sporks! They are so terrifying that to simply gaze upon it causes you to turn into stone!

 

[Cantankerous]

Originally posted by Perfection
I bet you've never seen my sporks! They are so terrifying that to simply gaze upon it causes you to turn into stone!

Your spork is NO MATCH for my free set of steak knifes!

 

[Perfection]

Okay first of all these are plural sporks second your knifes aren't forged from the strongest alloys known to man and sharpened to a point where simply pushing the thing cause mortal danger to anyone aorund it.

 

[Cantankerous]

Perfection, maybe you don't understand. The salesman told me that these steak knifes are capable of cutting through an aluminum can and THEN delicately slicing through a tomato.

Accept it! You can't defeat that!

 

[Switch625]

Spam, spam, spam, spam,

Spam, spam, spam, spam,

SPAMMITY SPAM,

WONDERFUL SPAM!

 

[Perfection]

Originally posted by Cantankerous
Perfection, maybe you don't understand. The salesman told me that these steak knifes are capable of cutting through an aluminum can and THEN delicately slicing through a tomato.

Accept it! You can't defeat that!

My spork can slice trough a brick wall!

 

[puglover]

Switch. Leave it alone okay?

 

[Cantankerous]

Originally posted by Switch625
Spam, spam, spam, spam,

Spam, spam, spam, spam,

SPAMMITY SPAM,

WONDERFUL SPAM!

You are correct, sir.

Of course the entire thread is pretty much

as well.

Good thing I have steak knifes.

 

[Silverblade]

Yeah you got that right.

And why is that nobody is paying any attention to my good suggestion to use tranquillizers to take over the world?

 

[Perfection]

Because Slaves don't work when their sleeping, DUH!!!

 

[West German]

Buy a country, create a army, conquer!!!

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Switch625
SPAMMITY SPAM,

Switch, you have made me fall of my chair laughing at that one!



(I won't file for damages though)

 

[Perfection]

Remember Eating spam is more pleasurable when you're eating it with a spork!

 

[Crimson Sunrise]

Create a Legion of Doom from the Earth's mercenaries, politicians, and people I like.

Steal a bunch of weapons and crap from former Soviet republics. (If Bin Laden can do it why can't I? )

Add one War of Desecration, stir, lather, rinse, and repeat.

 

[Switch625]

Originally posted by CurtSibling
(I won't file for damages though)

This proves you're not an American at heart.

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Switch625


This proves you're not an American at heart.

Thanks, doctor!

I was worried for a while, there!