KaiserElectric
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Not An Evil Liar
The Coming Apocalypse
Apocalypse will come soon, or at least it is according to the people of Texas. Listening to various evangelical preachers and such, the spirit of panic has become rife throughout the state.
“It’s worrying, really,” said one resident of the Texan state. “I don’t really get why people are panicking so much. Those creeps who run them religious shows are always talking about apocalypses and such.”
The fear of the apocalypse, however, was doubled when the televangelists began to disappear on set, sometimes in the middle of a live-broadcast. At one point, it was also accompanied by a shrill inhuman yet definitely feminine laughter.
“Damn demons are coming,” said one resident. “And the rest of the nation is doing nothing about it.”
Indeed, the recent panic in Texas has been ridiculed much by the rest of the nation. “It’s laughable,” said one prominent leader of an atheist group. “It’s obviously all a well-coordinated publicity stunt by those evangelists. And those Texans are biting it hook, line, and sinker.”
Nevertheless, many Texans have heeded the televangelists’ warnings and have been stockpiling weapons. “We’ll defend ourselves if we have to,” said Jonas, a newly elected governor of Texas. “The rest of the nation better wake up as well. When the angels come and the dark ages end, there may very well be no humanity left.”
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Sabotaged Fluoridation Plants
The explosions of various fluoridation plants throughout USA have been attributed to sabotage. “The saboteurs were well-trained and organized,” the Director of Federal Bureau of Investigations said in a press-conference given yesterday afternoon. “And also well-equipped. They somehow managed to procure military-grade explosives.”
The Director of Federal Bureau of Investigations, the Pentagon, and the CIA have all refused to give further information regarding how the saboteurs could have procured such explosive devices.
The damage done to the fluoridation plants were extensive. “It will take time to rebuild it, but I am sure given enough resources, it will be possible.”
The Congress, however, have proven resistant. “We have road systems failing everywhere. Where would we get the money to rebuild fluoridation plants?”
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Massacre at the Science Fiction Fan Convention
The geeks should have felt suspicious when several famous girl magazines included memos of how “Geek boys were sooooo hot.” Unfortunately a very few geeks actually read those magazines and those who did dismissed it as a prank.
“I should’ve known that something was up,” said Adam Smith, aged 17. “But then you know how crazy it gets in there.”
As it happens, the science fiction convention was invaded by a strangely well-organized coalition of furries.
“You know, they didn’t look all that strange when you were in the convention,” said another man. “I mean, you have fans of the movies such as Man in Black or something like that here all the time. Why not furries as well? They probably like sci-fi too.”
The furries, however, was going to have it tough.
“You know what?!” said a man known as Your Lord and Conqueror to other science fiction fans. “I’ve had it with these upstarts thinking that they are the fans of science fiction. They didn’t even read a single book read by Sir Issac Asimov! Did those fools read Dune? No they have not. Did they read the Space Odyssey?”
The science fiction fans, now riled, ended up chasing the furries (and a quite a lot of these “upstarts”
convention. Some were taken prisoner and were forced to ingest a quite a lot of acid and was forced to read the complete work of Sir Issac Assimov. Those who resisted were locked in a small room installed with a speaker through which the most terrifying sounds in the entire universe were played. In the end the police broke into the convention to break it apart.
“It was a disturbing sight,” said Srgt. Johnson. “All those people locked in tiny storage lockers… forced to listen to the Barbie Song.”
The perpetrators of this crime still are at large. Science fiction fans have moved to the internet in order to continue their discussions.
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INFO LEAK!!!!
The National Enquirer has begun writing scary accurate articles on the movements of various secret societies throughout the world and has also begun to market them aggressively. While dismissed as bunch of hoaxes by the modern community, it cannot be denied that there was some kind of evil megalomaniacal plan behind this.
How they have managed to gain access to this top secret information, nobody knows. But I am certain that at least one reader of the IBS News article is laughing right now. Or not.
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The Psychiatry Practicing Psychos.
Recently many following the honored profession of psychiatry have been showing many strange symptoms such as dry skin, paranoia, and vaporization. Indeed, many psychiatrists have been vanishing throughout United States, and those who haven’t have been behaving rather strangely.
But then again they were strange enough to begin with, so who the hell cares.
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Transcript from Court Case number 45219, England.
D: Your honor, my client is mentally ill. He is not competent to stand trial. I request that all charges against him be dropped and he be sent to a secure facility where he can be taken care of by trained professionals.
J: On what ground do you claim that your client is mentally ill?
D: The man was a long time player of the game Assassins. It is a game in which….
J: I am familiar with the game. What of it?
D: As I was saying, when he was hosting a massive game of Assassins when a real serial killer entered the building and began to kill his guests. He could not distinguish between real deaths of his guests and the “faked” deaths, and tried to solve the murders on his own without contacting outside authority because he believed that it was a well-organized prank by his friends. When he discovered that his guests were, indeed, all dead, he snapped under the resulting mental trauma and took the marshmallow skewer and brutally murdered the victim with it.
J: There are some witnesses who claim that, during the month in which this game was played, the guests were all under the influence of narcotics. In fact, they claim that it was your client who distributed said narcotics.
D: Your honor, my client is innocent until proven guilty. I may not have been trained in Cambridge or Oxford, but I do know enough about my profession to understand that we must never make any assumptions regarding the case. This man before you is an innocent man who had simply snapped under the considerable duress of living a secluded college life without any hope for female contact, desperately trying to win the game of Assassins by memorizing enemy’s movement patterns only to fall at the last minute by a shoddy tripmine planted in his room, and losing many of his friends to the serial killer, leading to the shell of a man that you can now see today.
A: BOOP BIP BOP BOP BOP LOOK MA NO HANDS! I want to buy a pony and a suit of armor and a lance but the people at the store won’t let me! I don’t have enough paper! Who cares about paper, man? Who cares about paper?! I want to ride the space shuttle! Launch me into space when I die! WHEEEE LOOK AT ME GO UP INTO SPACE! Free of consequences, free of laws! Oh no! A broken airlock! Houston, we have a PROBLEM! Crash landing in the Pacific, prepare bunch of airbags to cushion the blow! The asteroid is coming in 2012 and all you people are doing is plan for world domination! You should be building airbags man, and harvesting helium from the sun in order to fill those bags! WHAT DO YOU MEAN that you can’t do that? We can totally do that! There is no such thing as limits, only infinity! Oh no! It’s blue, the ocean! Crashing in 5…4…3…2…1….BOOM! Send in the firefighters and the divers to put out the fire, send in the treehuggers to clean up the bloody mess of jet fuel! CAN’T HAVE THE FISH DIE WHEN WE HAVE STARVING PEOPLE IN AFRICA, EH?! EH?! We are using gasoline, ethanol and jet fuel to go from place to place but we can use electric cars instead! We could have focused on developing it from 1980s but we didn’t do that. Now look at this mess that the world is! Our air is unfit to breathe. Our food is unfit to eat. WE sit watching the TV in our living room listening to broadcasts that 78 men and women were killed in Norway by an insane psycho as if that’s normal. Things are bad right now, man. Global warming. Euros gonna go bust. No, things aren’t bad! THINGS ARE CRAAAAAZY!!!! Some people don’t take spooks or druggies. Druggies and spooks can’t work! Let those captains of industry do what they want, bah, they make no difference to me! They’re all animals. Don’t talk like them! You AREN’T! They need you right now but when they don’t, they will cast you out! Only choice is to overpower them all! Choose your own future! Choose life! I didn’t choose life. I chose not to choose life. Why? What reason?! WHAT REASON DO YOU NEED! I have vats of acid; who needs reasons when you have acid?! Look people, I am the one who put his life on the line every day. And I’M THE ONE WHO’S NOT OUT OF ORDER! YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER! You can’t see the eyes watching you every day. No, you can see the strings but you don’t freaking care! The whole freaking system is out of order and you can’t see that! I’m the only sane man here! You want the truth? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH! The truth will kill you! They will kill you! And you can’t handle the truth because when you reach your hand into the pile of GOO that was your friend, you WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO! All over the night train, friends! All over the night train! It’s game over man, game over! WHOOO!
D: The defense rests its case.
J: … does the prosecution have anything to add?
P: … The prosecution has nothing to add, your honor. He tied his own roommate to the ceiling of his room after beating him within inches of his life and then set flesh-eating insects on him. He deserves to be executed for the good of the society and for his own good.
J: Unfortunately you have just proven the defense’s point. No sane man would have ever done that. I am afraid that I will have to award custody of the man to a nearby mental institution.
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Democrats Exposed:
Several members of the Democratic Party were exposed of having had an affair with various sources.
While the sources of this information are unclear, the internet community has descended upon these politicians with incredible zeal and hate. This, combined with rapid loss of public support, has led many of these politicians to resign from their office.
New elections were held in order to appoint new members into the party.
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Big Media
The Big Medias throughout America suffered from one of the largest protests held by anti-war activists in the world.
The protests were held because the anti-war activists, not without justification, claimed that the liberal Big Medias, with sensational news, promoted violence in the youth of the community.
Eventually, however, the protests began to dwindle down as the leaders had difficulty keeping the people’s interests in the protests for so long. The protests quickly faded away from people’s memories.
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Martian Colonies of tomorrow.
The President of the United States has announced the Reach project, an ambitious plan to put a man on Martian soil by the end of this decade.
“It’s really cool,” said a scientist affiliated with NASA. “It’s a new phase for the era of space exploration.”
Anti-War activists have, however, decried the decision, claiming that it was not only a total waste of government funding, but also merely an excuse to develop faster missiles. This view was shared by many members of the government in Soviet Russia and China.
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Soviet Russia’s Great Plan.
Something big is happening in Soviet Russia, but the GRU and the KGB have so far been able to enact a complete blackout of information regarding the project.
Massive amounts of steel, oil, and other electronics are being drained to factories throughout the countries. The products were then shipped to Kiev before disappearing without a trace there.
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IBS NEWS Update
Democrats: power 5. Resistance 4. Income 6. Liberal. Proxy limit 2. American
Fremasons: Power 3. Resistance 5. Income 4. Conservative. Proxylimit 1. European.
Yuppies: Power 1/1. Resistance 4. Income 10. Conservative. Proxy Limit: 1. American.
Goldfish Fanciers: Resistance 4. Income 1. Peaceful Fanatics. European.
Sûreté Nationale: Power 2/1. Resistance 5. Income 1. Conventional. South American.
Eco-Guerillas: Resistance 7. Income 2. Violent. Criminal. Fanatic. Asian.
Gaddhafi: Power 4. Resistance 5. Income 8. Violent. Conventional. African.
Apocalypse will come soon, or at least it is according to the people of Texas. Listening to various evangelical preachers and such, the spirit of panic has become rife throughout the state.
“It’s worrying, really,” said one resident of the Texan state. “I don’t really get why people are panicking so much. Those creeps who run them religious shows are always talking about apocalypses and such.”
The fear of the apocalypse, however, was doubled when the televangelists began to disappear on set, sometimes in the middle of a live-broadcast. At one point, it was also accompanied by a shrill inhuman yet definitely feminine laughter.
“Damn demons are coming,” said one resident. “And the rest of the nation is doing nothing about it.”
Indeed, the recent panic in Texas has been ridiculed much by the rest of the nation. “It’s laughable,” said one prominent leader of an atheist group. “It’s obviously all a well-coordinated publicity stunt by those evangelists. And those Texans are biting it hook, line, and sinker.”
Nevertheless, many Texans have heeded the televangelists’ warnings and have been stockpiling weapons. “We’ll defend ourselves if we have to,” said Jonas, a newly elected governor of Texas. “The rest of the nation better wake up as well. When the angels come and the dark ages end, there may very well be no humanity left.”
……………………………………………………………………………………………
Sabotaged Fluoridation Plants
The explosions of various fluoridation plants throughout USA have been attributed to sabotage. “The saboteurs were well-trained and organized,” the Director of Federal Bureau of Investigations said in a press-conference given yesterday afternoon. “And also well-equipped. They somehow managed to procure military-grade explosives.”
The Director of Federal Bureau of Investigations, the Pentagon, and the CIA have all refused to give further information regarding how the saboteurs could have procured such explosive devices.
The damage done to the fluoridation plants were extensive. “It will take time to rebuild it, but I am sure given enough resources, it will be possible.”
The Congress, however, have proven resistant. “We have road systems failing everywhere. Where would we get the money to rebuild fluoridation plants?”
………………………………………………………………………………………………
Massacre at the Science Fiction Fan Convention
The geeks should have felt suspicious when several famous girl magazines included memos of how “Geek boys were sooooo hot.” Unfortunately a very few geeks actually read those magazines and those who did dismissed it as a prank.
“I should’ve known that something was up,” said Adam Smith, aged 17. “But then you know how crazy it gets in there.”
As it happens, the science fiction convention was invaded by a strangely well-organized coalition of furries.
“You know, they didn’t look all that strange when you were in the convention,” said another man. “I mean, you have fans of the movies such as Man in Black or something like that here all the time. Why not furries as well? They probably like sci-fi too.”
The furries, however, was going to have it tough.
“You know what?!” said a man known as Your Lord and Conqueror to other science fiction fans. “I’ve had it with these upstarts thinking that they are the fans of science fiction. They didn’t even read a single book read by Sir Issac Asimov! Did those fools read Dune? No they have not. Did they read the Space Odyssey?”
The science fiction fans, now riled, ended up chasing the furries (and a quite a lot of these “upstarts”
convention. Some were taken prisoner and were forced to ingest a quite a lot of acid and was forced to read the complete work of Sir Issac Assimov. Those who resisted were locked in a small room installed with a speaker through which the most terrifying sounds in the entire universe were played. In the end the police broke into the convention to break it apart.“It was a disturbing sight,” said Srgt. Johnson. “All those people locked in tiny storage lockers… forced to listen to the Barbie Song.”
The perpetrators of this crime still are at large. Science fiction fans have moved to the internet in order to continue their discussions.
………………………………………………………………………………………………….
INFO LEAK!!!!
The National Enquirer has begun writing scary accurate articles on the movements of various secret societies throughout the world and has also begun to market them aggressively. While dismissed as bunch of hoaxes by the modern community, it cannot be denied that there was some kind of evil megalomaniacal plan behind this.
How they have managed to gain access to this top secret information, nobody knows. But I am certain that at least one reader of the IBS News article is laughing right now. Or not.
………………………………………………………………………………………………
The Psychiatry Practicing Psychos.
Recently many following the honored profession of psychiatry have been showing many strange symptoms such as dry skin, paranoia, and vaporization. Indeed, many psychiatrists have been vanishing throughout United States, and those who haven’t have been behaving rather strangely.
But then again they were strange enough to begin with, so who the hell cares.
……………………………………………………………………………………………
Transcript from Court Case number 45219, England.
D: Your honor, my client is mentally ill. He is not competent to stand trial. I request that all charges against him be dropped and he be sent to a secure facility where he can be taken care of by trained professionals.
J: On what ground do you claim that your client is mentally ill?
D: The man was a long time player of the game Assassins. It is a game in which….
J: I am familiar with the game. What of it?
D: As I was saying, when he was hosting a massive game of Assassins when a real serial killer entered the building and began to kill his guests. He could not distinguish between real deaths of his guests and the “faked” deaths, and tried to solve the murders on his own without contacting outside authority because he believed that it was a well-organized prank by his friends. When he discovered that his guests were, indeed, all dead, he snapped under the resulting mental trauma and took the marshmallow skewer and brutally murdered the victim with it.
J: There are some witnesses who claim that, during the month in which this game was played, the guests were all under the influence of narcotics. In fact, they claim that it was your client who distributed said narcotics.
D: Your honor, my client is innocent until proven guilty. I may not have been trained in Cambridge or Oxford, but I do know enough about my profession to understand that we must never make any assumptions regarding the case. This man before you is an innocent man who had simply snapped under the considerable duress of living a secluded college life without any hope for female contact, desperately trying to win the game of Assassins by memorizing enemy’s movement patterns only to fall at the last minute by a shoddy tripmine planted in his room, and losing many of his friends to the serial killer, leading to the shell of a man that you can now see today.
A: BOOP BIP BOP BOP BOP LOOK MA NO HANDS! I want to buy a pony and a suit of armor and a lance but the people at the store won’t let me! I don’t have enough paper! Who cares about paper, man? Who cares about paper?! I want to ride the space shuttle! Launch me into space when I die! WHEEEE LOOK AT ME GO UP INTO SPACE! Free of consequences, free of laws! Oh no! A broken airlock! Houston, we have a PROBLEM! Crash landing in the Pacific, prepare bunch of airbags to cushion the blow! The asteroid is coming in 2012 and all you people are doing is plan for world domination! You should be building airbags man, and harvesting helium from the sun in order to fill those bags! WHAT DO YOU MEAN that you can’t do that? We can totally do that! There is no such thing as limits, only infinity! Oh no! It’s blue, the ocean! Crashing in 5…4…3…2…1….BOOM! Send in the firefighters and the divers to put out the fire, send in the treehuggers to clean up the bloody mess of jet fuel! CAN’T HAVE THE FISH DIE WHEN WE HAVE STARVING PEOPLE IN AFRICA, EH?! EH?! We are using gasoline, ethanol and jet fuel to go from place to place but we can use electric cars instead! We could have focused on developing it from 1980s but we didn’t do that. Now look at this mess that the world is! Our air is unfit to breathe. Our food is unfit to eat. WE sit watching the TV in our living room listening to broadcasts that 78 men and women were killed in Norway by an insane psycho as if that’s normal. Things are bad right now, man. Global warming. Euros gonna go bust. No, things aren’t bad! THINGS ARE CRAAAAAZY!!!! Some people don’t take spooks or druggies. Druggies and spooks can’t work! Let those captains of industry do what they want, bah, they make no difference to me! They’re all animals. Don’t talk like them! You AREN’T! They need you right now but when they don’t, they will cast you out! Only choice is to overpower them all! Choose your own future! Choose life! I didn’t choose life. I chose not to choose life. Why? What reason?! WHAT REASON DO YOU NEED! I have vats of acid; who needs reasons when you have acid?! Look people, I am the one who put his life on the line every day. And I’M THE ONE WHO’S NOT OUT OF ORDER! YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER! You can’t see the eyes watching you every day. No, you can see the strings but you don’t freaking care! The whole freaking system is out of order and you can’t see that! I’m the only sane man here! You want the truth? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH! The truth will kill you! They will kill you! And you can’t handle the truth because when you reach your hand into the pile of GOO that was your friend, you WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO! All over the night train, friends! All over the night train! It’s game over man, game over! WHOOO!
D: The defense rests its case.
J: … does the prosecution have anything to add?
P: … The prosecution has nothing to add, your honor. He tied his own roommate to the ceiling of his room after beating him within inches of his life and then set flesh-eating insects on him. He deserves to be executed for the good of the society and for his own good.
J: Unfortunately you have just proven the defense’s point. No sane man would have ever done that. I am afraid that I will have to award custody of the man to a nearby mental institution.
…………………………………………………………………………………………..
Democrats Exposed:
Several members of the Democratic Party were exposed of having had an affair with various sources.
While the sources of this information are unclear, the internet community has descended upon these politicians with incredible zeal and hate. This, combined with rapid loss of public support, has led many of these politicians to resign from their office.
New elections were held in order to appoint new members into the party.
…………………………………………………………………………………….
Big Media
The Big Medias throughout America suffered from one of the largest protests held by anti-war activists in the world.
The protests were held because the anti-war activists, not without justification, claimed that the liberal Big Medias, with sensational news, promoted violence in the youth of the community.
Eventually, however, the protests began to dwindle down as the leaders had difficulty keeping the people’s interests in the protests for so long. The protests quickly faded away from people’s memories.
…………………………………………………………………………………………..
Martian Colonies of tomorrow.
The President of the United States has announced the Reach project, an ambitious plan to put a man on Martian soil by the end of this decade.
“It’s really cool,” said a scientist affiliated with NASA. “It’s a new phase for the era of space exploration.”
Anti-War activists have, however, decried the decision, claiming that it was not only a total waste of government funding, but also merely an excuse to develop faster missiles. This view was shared by many members of the government in Soviet Russia and China.
…………………………………………………………………………………………
Soviet Russia’s Great Plan.
Something big is happening in Soviet Russia, but the GRU and the KGB have so far been able to enact a complete blackout of information regarding the project.
Massive amounts of steel, oil, and other electronics are being drained to factories throughout the countries. The products were then shipped to Kiev before disappearing without a trace there.
……………………
IBS NEWS Update
Democrats: power 5. Resistance 4. Income 6. Liberal. Proxy limit 2. American
Fremasons: Power 3. Resistance 5. Income 4. Conservative. Proxylimit 1. European.
Yuppies: Power 1/1. Resistance 4. Income 10. Conservative. Proxy Limit: 1. American.
Goldfish Fanciers: Resistance 4. Income 1. Peaceful Fanatics. European.
Sûreté Nationale: Power 2/1. Resistance 5. Income 1. Conventional. South American.
Eco-Guerillas: Resistance 7. Income 2. Violent. Criminal. Fanatic. Asian.
Gaddhafi: Power 4. Resistance 5. Income 8. Violent. Conventional. African.
Immaculate
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Interesting... things are so confusing (as i am sure they are meant to be)
EDIT: is this set in the past? I may have missed that.
EDIT: is this set in the past? I may have missed that.
SKILORD
Insurgent
No, its just a present where the Soviet Union still exists I think.
Nice Update.
Nice Update.
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
Result pms are being sent out, but I might have to hold that off for today for now.
Crezth
i knew you were a real man of the left
Delurk: First post:
"The time setting for this little game of conspiracy is current day, where the Cold War is still in its full fling. The Soviet Union had, despite all odds, survived and its arsenal of nuclear weapons pointed at the United States still cause the entire human race to be on the brink of annhiliation, with no hope in sight for the situation to ever end."
Milarqui
Deity
Cool update! Hoping that I managed to take over the guys I wanted...
SKILORD
Insurgent
"Was it Lauren, sir?"
Things had gone belly up, sure, it wasn't a total bust but here they were in this arid, bleak landscape with no allies for miles. Oliver lowers his pistol and holsters it before heading back to the sedan.
He pulls out two shovels and tosses one to Chuck, "The Reverend sure as hell thinks so."
"What about this guy?" Chuck asks, kicking a body that used to be a two bit private eye.
"Wrong place, wrong time, said the wrong things. He knew too much, that’s for sure, but we don't know where his information came from. We have people in his office and on his computers looking into it right now," Oliver reaches down and pulls the man's cell phone out of his pocket, tossing it to Chuck who fumbles it for a second, trying to juggle it with the shovel, "Do you see her number there?"
"Any operation in motion is susceptible to leaks, you know that. It's not like He came down here and did everything himself."
"Chuck, is her number there?"
Chuck had been chasing leaks pertaining to Lauren for weeks, he had visited the poor girl's parents, roommate, it was all ghost chasing and he had nothing to show for it except for all of her personal information. He flips through the recent calls.
"No sir."
Oliver smiles, "Good for you, let's bury this prick."
Things had gone belly up, sure, it wasn't a total bust but here they were in this arid, bleak landscape with no allies for miles. Oliver lowers his pistol and holsters it before heading back to the sedan.
He pulls out two shovels and tosses one to Chuck, "The Reverend sure as hell thinks so."
"What about this guy?" Chuck asks, kicking a body that used to be a two bit private eye.
"Wrong place, wrong time, said the wrong things. He knew too much, that’s for sure, but we don't know where his information came from. We have people in his office and on his computers looking into it right now," Oliver reaches down and pulls the man's cell phone out of his pocket, tossing it to Chuck who fumbles it for a second, trying to juggle it with the shovel, "Do you see her number there?"
"Any operation in motion is susceptible to leaks, you know that. It's not like He came down here and did everything himself."
"Chuck, is her number there?"
Chuck had been chasing leaks pertaining to Lauren for weeks, he had visited the poor girl's parents, roommate, it was all ghost chasing and he had nothing to show for it except for all of her personal information. He flips through the recent calls.
"No sir."
Oliver smiles, "Good for you, let's bury this prick."
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
Orders due by this weekend. September 20th.
KaiserElectric
Total Freakin Besties
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September 20th and the weekend are two separate dates, my friend. 
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
Yeah. I screwed up thar
KaiserElectric
Total Freakin Besties
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He was late, Katashi mumbled to himself. He shook his tailored sleeve over his Rolex and leaned casually against the banister. Clearly his new acquaintance didn't know how these things worked. You needed to make a good impression, seeing as you started on low terms to begin with. He was about to give up and leave when he heard footsteps in the stairwell. Moments later, a young man in a light jacket and horn-rimmed glasses entered into the abandoned hallway.
"You have it?"
Katashi nodded. He shoved the suitcase towards the youth with his foot. Greed in his eyes, the young man didn't even notice the figure behind him. Katashi lit a cigarette as his accomplice slit the youth's throat with one fluid motion. The accomplice kicked the suitcase aside before the blood could drip onto the fine leather.
"Clean kill," Kazumi said admirably, stepping over the body and lighting his companion's own cigarette. "Almost too easy. Clearly this kid doesn't know how blackmail is done. Never trust the blackmailed party to come alone."
They both inhaled deeply. "We have a story for this kid?" the accomplice said. He might as well have asked what the weather was like.
"Girlfriend thought he was unfaithful. The fight got ugly. Open and shut case, I'd say," Kazumi listed.
"You were right, it is too easy," the accomplice chuckled, dragging the body to an unlocked supply closet, where an aging janitor would find it the next morning.
Kazumi picked up the briefcase and held open the door for his friend.
"It goes without saying," he said coolly. "Twenty one is better by far than one."
"You have it?"
Katashi nodded. He shoved the suitcase towards the youth with his foot. Greed in his eyes, the young man didn't even notice the figure behind him. Katashi lit a cigarette as his accomplice slit the youth's throat with one fluid motion. The accomplice kicked the suitcase aside before the blood could drip onto the fine leather.
"Clean kill," Kazumi said admirably, stepping over the body and lighting his companion's own cigarette. "Almost too easy. Clearly this kid doesn't know how blackmail is done. Never trust the blackmailed party to come alone."
They both inhaled deeply. "We have a story for this kid?" the accomplice said. He might as well have asked what the weather was like.
"Girlfriend thought he was unfaithful. The fight got ugly. Open and shut case, I'd say," Kazumi listed.
"You were right, it is too easy," the accomplice chuckled, dragging the body to an unlocked supply closet, where an aging janitor would find it the next morning.
Kazumi picked up the briefcase and held open the door for his friend.
"It goes without saying," he said coolly. "Twenty one is better by far than one."
Alessa sat reading the latest reports when Alaria walked in and poked her in the shoulder.
"Sso is revenge planned?" Alaria asked Alessa in an imperious tone.
"Of course it iss. And thank you but you will not take such a tone with me." Alessa responded and waved off Alaria. "Now I need to get back to these reports if you don't mind."
Alaria huffed indignantly and left the room as Alex walked in. "Is dinner ready? I really am hungry." Alessa pointed in the direction of the counter against the far wall never lifting her eyes from her report.
"Not long now, not long." sang Alex as she skipped over to the counter.
"Sso is revenge planned?" Alaria asked Alessa in an imperious tone.
"Of course it iss. And thank you but you will not take such a tone with me." Alessa responded and waved off Alaria. "Now I need to get back to these reports if you don't mind."
Alaria huffed indignantly and left the room as Alex walked in. "Is dinner ready? I really am hungry." Alessa pointed in the direction of the counter against the far wall never lifting her eyes from her report.
"Not long now, not long." sang Alex as she skipped over to the counter.
Milarqui
Deity
Hope my orders were in time.
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
I realize update's been slow, but progress is still being made.
On the plus side, I got a gold medal in a fencing competition.
On the plus side, I got a gold medal in a fencing competition.
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Congrats on the stabbing!
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