Imperium Offtopicum IV: Third's the Charm?

[ZeletDude]

Patagonia hereby recognizes the Secularists as the legitimate government of Brazil, Patagonia will send Troops and supplies to help support Democracy and freedom in Brazil.

 

[Cull]

The Eastern Federation does not support the Secularists at the legit government just yet. At this point, the Eastern Federation views Brazil as a state in self-war, a civil war, and is content to wait. If the Secularists succeed however, it is highly possible that relations between Brazil and the Eastern Federation will improve.

 

[Link]

China also gives its support to the secularists in Brazil. Unfortunately, we have no supplies or soldiers to spare to assist them as we busy fighting off the Japanese menace.

 

[Mathalamus]

Guinea news

sicne the international community is either neutral or in favor of the secularists, we side with the secularists. obviously with so few troops and a small nation, we cannot offer too much help.

to any nation who wishes to supply Secularist Brazil, we open borders with them so they can supply them through us.

...obviously we recognize secularist Brazil and hope they look forward to peace with its northern neighbor.

 

[Mad Man]

France also recognises the secularists, the secs can put an interim capital in French occupied Para until we liberate Rio.

 

[Tani Coyote]

How many desks have I smashed my face into?

34 at the last count.

India is always willing to provide Germany with more desks.

OK, so... what does this mean in terms of the map?

Nothing really, sans perhaps Brazilian lands changing around a bit.

It's mostly roleplaying.

We applaud the people of Brazil's actions and we are willing to give assistance into reforming the government.

And where shall Japan stand if NEA backs up the religious government?

France also recognises the secularists, the secs can put an interim capital in French occupied Para until we liberate Rio.

A question: if the secularists are able to claim victory over Brazil, will France be willing to re-constitute the lands it has taken, out of better relations?

 

[e350tb]

In before the update, I claim the rest of North Island and if possible, expand into Africa.

 

[GenMarshall]

The German Republic expands

 

[Mad Man]

A question: if the secularists are able to claim victory over Brazil, will France be willing to re-constitute the lands it has taken, out of better relations?

yes, any territory I take in Brazil will eventually go back to the secularists.

 

[Tani Coyote]

In response to being questioned by sources foreign and domestic, President de Zorrito has announced that the Marian Federation shall remain neutral for the duration of the Brazilian conflict. "We have higher priorities than trying to control Brazil's internal affairs; we need to get our own house in order before trying to get into someone else's." the President said.

 

[ZeletDude]

Claims for tis round
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Anyway
@ Marian Fed.
What exactly do you plan on claiming in South America so we do not anger you?
Do you plan on taking Bolivia and Paraguay? Because I was sort of hoping to get Paraguay.

 

[Link]

China's claims. Notice the 2 cities.

 

[Double A]

I claim more land next to my stuff.

My mom changed her mind about letting me stay up till 12 for whatever reason. Stupid driver's ed in the morning.

 

[Joecoolyo]

And where shall Japan stand if NEA backs up the religious government?

I doubt they will, NEA never really liked Brazil in the first place...

 

[Cull]

From the battle thread, it appears that the war between Surianame and Brazil is still on? Wut?

 

[Mathalamus]

From the battle thread, it appears that the war between Surianame and Brazil is still on? Wut?

Domination declared war because i had taken two Brazilian provinces. to end the war i ceded control of those two states, and the war ended.

 

[Cull]

Domination declared war because i had taken two Brazilian provinces. to end the war i ceded control of those two states, and the war ended.

First off, fix the pun. Anywhere else it might be okay, but here it will just get you an infraction.

Second:

Belay third call: Dom says conquests are to proceed as usual.

 

[Tani Coyote]

@ Marian Fed.
What exactly do you plan on claiming in South America so we do not anger you?
Do you plan on taking Bolivia and Paraguay? Because I was sort of hoping to get Paraguay.

We hope to reclaim the Incan territories in Bolivia(so the western parts), and the rest of Peru. We also wish to take the rest of Colombia so as to have a secure Atlantic seaport back to Europe.

We will not expand beyond these boundaries, but we will give no sympathy, quarter, or concessions to those who dislike them.

I doubt they will, NEA never really liked Brazil in the first place...

...oooo. This'll hurt the theocrats nicely; they've been lapdogs to the NEA, which has never liked them at all.

Dumination declared war because i had taken two Brazilian provinces. to end the war i ceded control of those two states, and the war ended.

What Cull said; change that unless you want to get infracted.

 

[Joecoolyo]

...oooo. This'll hurt the theocrats nicely; they've been lapdogs to the NEA, which has never liked them at all.

I thought this was pretty obvious? Given the tone of voice NEA used with Brazil when it first popped up, or maybe I was just misinterpreting what Omega meant, er something.

 

[Tani Coyote]

The President was present at the opening of the National Feral Zoo in Rome today.

The zoo has been stocked with the many captured specimens from the safari in the former Neo Incan lands in Patagonia. Used as a depository for the mutated beasts that were too dangerous to be a part of Neo-Incan society, they multiplied greatly, and with them all being killed or captured by the Marian administration, the Patagonians can make full use of the region.

There of course, has been great controversy by some bleeding he- er, Neo Incan citizens. Many think it is a "crime against furmanity" due to the fact the beasts are anthropomorphic animals much like many Neo-Incans.

De Zorrito defended his actions:

"By capturing them, we have enabled the Patagonians to live in peace without fear of being devoured by Ratcicles, Stenches, Sludges, and all other failed mutations. Their capture will not only make Patagonia safer, but generate great revenue for us all as the beasts are kept in captivity to not only protect their existence, but make sure they do not threaten the collective existence of all sentient beings."

"Many say this is akin to enslaving Neo-Incans. Being half-fox myself, I disagree. These creatures can in no way be considered sentient in the same way as humans and Neo-Incans can; they are primitive in their mannerisms and cannot be treated as if they were citizens. We are taking good care of them, and, was it any more wrong for humans to keep their feral monkey brothers in captivity, considering the monkey was in no way on par with humans despite similar biology?"

All species kept in the zoo shall be kept exclusively within Marian territory for security purposes. As the population expands, more zoos are expected to expand across the Federation. 5% of all money raised by any feral mutant zoo will go to the city sponsoring it, 10% to the province, 35% to the Marian government, 20% to the regions of Patagonia they were extracted from, and 30% to the national Patagonian government.

De Zorrito says that while the mutants are rightful Marian property due to the Federation's legitimacy as the inheritor of the Neo Incas' mandates, the harvesting would not have been possible without Patagonian assistance, and thus they deserve a fair share of the proceeds. It is hoped that by keeping these creatures in captivity, both Patagonia and the Federation can benefit.

In other news, the President says that with his agenda of devolved government nearing completion, he will soon get around to changing the budget's setup for all time.