Imperium Offtopicum IX

[Ailedhoo]

To the legendary Taunting Knights

Your order symbolise the glory of France when it faced great peril, with you insulting grand dangers with such bravery. Now we send thee to the lions’ den for the liberty of the S.U.D.S. We want you to set up a diplomacy link to the Downfall Gang for us, allowing us to keep a eye on Hitler, observing the Knights of the Round Table and having you insult the entire Gang for great justice, armed with diplomatic immunity. We also want you to deliver a message to Hitler to remind him that the trial for Himmler will soon to begin and we request that Himmler be sent to the international courts in time. We also want you tell Hitler that the beer he is promoting will never reach the quality and interest of our fine wines.

Via la insulting!

Premier Lisa Tolbert, speaking for the Grand Senate in the current absence of the Grand Premier.

 

[christos200]

Israel, wanting to warm its relations with France, offers trade to France.

 

[Ailedhoo]

To King David III.

We will still require you to commence additional reforms to lead you nation into becoming a democracy. That said we will agree to the trade deal but it will be limited until further power is granted to the people. The S.U.D.S will not be pleased till everyone in your land can vote for who gets to be in charge. You can still be king but it will have to be a constitutional monarchy. We will also be openly supporting local democratic socialist movements in your realm.

Via la revolution.

Premier Lisa Tolbert, speaking for the Grand Senate while the Grand Premier speaks to Superman.

 

[christos200]

Okay. There will be a constitution, but the King will have the power to remove the Prime minister and evey action of the Prime Minister must be signed by the King.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Okay. There will be a constitution, but the King will have the power to remove the Prime minister and evey action of the Prime Minister must be signed by the King.

To King David III.

We will observe this. We want to be sure the Prime Minister is chosen by the people, not by a single king. That said you will need to sign the laws but realise that you will have to sign the laws like the United Kingdom in the 20th and 21st century. Failure to sign the law may mean failure for the monarchy to exist. Your position must be symbolic only. THAT IS THE DIRECTIVE!

Via la revolution.

Premier Lisa Tolbert, speaking for the Grand Senate while the Grand Premier speaks to Superman.

 

[SamSniped]

lurker's comment: I am no longer lurking

Assassins for hire!

Name- The Brotherhood
Flag (because I can )- Tomorrow
Government- Hierarchal democracy. A council of the ten best assassins rule the nation, with many of the lower positions filled by choice of the citizens and The Council of Ten.
Currency- Denarius
High Councilman- Muhammad El-Sheredai
Population- ~1 million
Claims- Attached.
Background- The nomadic tribes of the Middle East have always been filled with great hunters. These men decided to form a coalition for pure profit, but eventually began to also conquer the Middle East with ease, with the same steps-
1. Assassinate leader of the tribe
2. Take over
3. ?????
4. Profit
-and so far, they have achieved success, with only 1 failure in this method. To prevent this from happening to themselves, a council of ten members was chosen to rule the nation, and rarely are they ever together, instead choosing to wander the lands, seeking out their fame, and meeting by computer thanks to great technology. No one truly knows all of the members of the Council of Ten, but the High Councilman is always known, and exists as an inspiration to the nation. Now, they have become strong enough to reveal themselves from the desert sands, and are willing to conquer anyone.
...for a price.

 

[christos200]

King David III, of the Yuan Dynasty:

<< People of Israel, we want you to chose who will govern this nation. However you must remember that the King is the absolute ruler of the nation. >>

Political Parties:

National Party:

Mr. Joseph, leader of the party:

Party goals:

- Conversion of Palestinians to Judaism.
- Occupation of the middle east.
- Promotion of the Jewish culture

Democratic Party:

Mr. Judah, leader of the party:

Party goals:

- Democratization of Israel.
-Better human rights.
-Expansion in the middle east.

God's Party:

Mr. Simon, leader of the party:

Party goals:

- Conversion of the Palestinians to Judaism.
-Creation of a new theocratic constitution.
-Expansion in the middle east.

Polls:
Democratic Party: 50%
National Party: 40%
God's party: 10%

 

[SamSniped]

(OOC: I just realized my nation was post 666 here )

 

[Ailedhoo]

To the Brotherhood.

We are not a power who support criminal profession like assassins but we are pragmatic enough to realise it is not wise to makes enemies with assassins. We are offering a trade deal and a non-aggression pact. We also want you to promise to not go to conflict with any members of the Global Alliance of Socialism. In return we may share our military technology with you.

Via la revolution.

Premier Lisa Tolbert of the French Commune, speaking for the Grand Senate of the S.U.D.S while the Grand Premier is in America.

 

[SamSniped]

To the French Commune
We thank you for your pragmatism. It works wonders to be pragmatic like us
We accept the trade deal. If we get a list of the nations in the GAS, we promise not to attack them due to your promise of technology.

~Muhammad El-Sheredai

 

[christos200]

Israel offers trade to the assassins.

 

[SamSniped]

The Brotherhood accepts this trade pact.

~Muhammad El-Sheredai

 

[Ailedhoo]

To the French Commune
We thank you for your pragmatism. It works wonders to be pragmatic like us
We accept the trade deal. If we get a list of the nations in the GAS, we promise not to attack them due to your promise of technology.

~Muhammad El-Sheredai

To Muhammad El-Sheredai.

Glory be that you agree! We are trying to gather more states but for a full on list it will take time to organise. I think the G.A.S. will need to arrange its own head count so we can keep track of each other. That said nations that are among the G.A.S. include Russia and the Zulus. We also have issued Sinhala to be part of the Global Allaince of Socialism. More nations may join but we are waiting.

For the start in our military techology trade we will give you the plans for our fighter jets. Knowledge is power. For full military knowledge you need to sign a research treatry with us. Signing a Space Development & Research Treaty, a Joint Space Exploration Treaty and an Ion Based Satellite Weapons Research Treaty with us will give us greater power. Victory will come with this.

Via la revolution.

Premier Lisa Tolbert, speaking at the moment for the S.U.D.S while Abel Roux is visiting America.

 

[christos200]

We thank you.

- King David III

 

[SamSniped]

The Brotherhood accepts the pacts offered from the French Commune, and thanks you for the fighter jets. After a bit of R&D, we will hopefully have silent killers in the sky, and this success will be shared with you if success is achieved.

~Muhammad El-Sheredai

 

[JamesCaesar]

Zulu would like to trade with the Brotherhood, but stay neutral with them.

 

[SamSniped]

The Brotherhood accepts the trade offer, and offers a defensive pact instead of an alliance.

~Muhammad El-Sheredai

 

[JamesCaesar]

Zulu accepts the pact

 

[GenMarshall]

As the Clan leader of the Mugen Tenshin Ninja Clan. I Ayane would like to personally have the Republic offer a NAP and trade to the Assassin Brotherhood

 

[Ailedhoo]

The S.U.D.S. has set up a social group for the Global Allaince of Socialism. Here be the link.

Via la revolution!