Imperium Offtopicum IX

[Ailedhoo]

Victor Miles, the host of the famed political TV debate show “So what is your view on the matter?” was looking into the mirror, trying to cut through the notes in his grey hair with a comb. As he painfully was getting through one tight note, his assistant Alice Tolbert entered the room with the latest papers and the information of his next debate: it is going to be including Robert Samson, Elizabeth More from the Communist Party, famed civil rights activist plus actor Max Rose and Victoria Giles of the Anarchist Party.

“Sir” uttered Alice “I think you may want to avoid getting stressed over the notes. I have took the liberty of overlooking your debate and... it seems we going to have a “Adam Taylor versus Samuel Coupe” again...

Having scraped the comb from his hair Miles stated “My hair needs to be clean of notes for the show or... what did you read on the sheets?”

“Well” Alice said while placing the papers on a wall wooden table “it is to do with the Senate’s response to the recent international strife directed at the Commune...”

The French Commune has formed a “Defence Readiness Committee” to review their military in fear of the rise of potential aggressors. James Green has been elected as the chairman of the committee.

The French Commune response to the Incorporated States of New Kinichikia’s claim that Communism was as bad as Facism by stating that claim is “of a false degree” by stating that the French Commune follows Democratic Socialism as oppose to Stalinism. Also; France warns they will boycott goods from New Kinichikia if the Capitalist nation decides to boycott any French lead development conference.

The French Commune has sent trade requests to the Republic of Coruscant, Aussieland, the Federal Republic of Straightlinia and Pink Rainbow Unicornica.

 

[Double A]

Suuuuuure.

 

[JohannaK]

Diplomacy:
Offer Trade & NAPs to the following nations:
The Mystic Lands of Hawai

We accept. (Sorry, hadn't see it. I always skip walls of text )

 

[Tani Coyote]

Update II

Spoiler :

Nation RP Points
Cascadia 8
Straightlinia 1
Coruscant 17
Unicornia 7
MINWstan 4
Persia 2
Sindhusthana 8
Denmarji 3
Camelot 9
Zulu Empire 5
Kinichikia 12
Australia 6
Downfall Gang 22
Kampuchea 1
Hadley Dynasty 20
French Commune 20
Spain 8
Hawai 3
Zanzibar 2
Russia 5
Maqrok Imperium 10

Everyone has 30 provinces and 6 moves this turn.

Remember the exchange rates. 1 RP point = +1 to a particular dice roll. 5 RP points = 1 extra move(that is, attack or claim)

 

[JohannaK]

Claims:

Offer trade to errybuddy.

 

[GenMarshall]

The Republic hopes that Hawai is going to stay out of the islands close to Japan.

 

[JohannaK]

We only want those tiny islands. All of them, for sure, but tiny.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Revolution News: with Peter Bisset​

Good day comrades! The Unity Committee has granted us good news. Plans to unite the south of France with the north are going smoothly. The southern cost of France is now of the Commune. Thanks to our efforts we will soon reunite all of France under the will of peace, love, justice, liberty and fine wine. The chairman of the committee, Robert Samson, has promised that the union will see glory days for our socialist cause. Via la revolution!

Below is the claims, with all 20 RP used to forge 4 extra claims.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Just to be fair, I think I'm gonna designate Hawai as a "Seafaring" nation which'll make him immune to the "only 5 overseas provinces" rule UNTIL he touches the mainland. No other nation has his exact same situation.

To be reviewed when the Pacific is the only territory left.

 

[christos200]

France, change your claims or we will invade you.

 

[mayor]

lurker's comment: I subscribe because I want to follow how Spain is demanding of France not to expand in France.

 

[Ailedhoo]

To King Otto of Spain

You’re demanding that we do not claim our own land?! What insanity is this? Give reason of why you desire us to not to reunite our beautiful land!

Whatever it is I am afraid that France belongs to the French. If you seek to claim our claim... that is imperialist and greedy, for you have let to claim all your land. Even from an imperial point of view you still got land south and west of you. So why do you aim east were you will face strife?

Anyway let us not go to conflict. Let us instead to this diplomatically: I suggest we call a third party to help judge our lands. If you do want to conquer France then let me remind you that one of the core businesses of France is war and France does its business well. We will also respond to being attacked as a symbol that your country is in need of revolution. Still... let us speak not of aggression. I am sending a party of diplomats to your kingdom to explain why France should be in control of the French.

If you have disagreements then we suggest you send a message as oppose to a army for the former will get you results while the latter will give you a painful demise.

May reason and empathy lead you to not take the imperial route of aggression and hate.

Premier Abel Roux, chief representative and elected leader of the French Commune

P.S. Have you considered that Non-Aggression Pact we have offered you?

 

[Red_Spy]

RP later.

Spoiler :

 

[Double A]

Wait, christos is Spain?

Carry on, Ah.

 

[christos200]

To King Otto of Spain

You’re demanding that we do not claim our own land?! What insanity is this? Give reason of why you desire us to not to reunite our beautiful land!

Whatever it is I am afraid that France belongs to the French. If you seek to claim our claim... that is imperialist and greedy, for you have let to claim all your land. Even from an imperial point of view you still got land south and west of you. So why do you aim east were you will face strife?

Anyway let us not go to conflict. Let us instead to this diplomatically: I suggest we call a third party to help judge our lands. If you do want to conquer France then let me remind you that one of the core businesses of France is war and France does its business well. We will also respond to being attacked as a symbol that your country is in need of revolution. Still... let us speak not of aggression. I am sending a party of diplomats to your kingdom to explain why France should be in control of the French.

If you have disagreements then we suggest you send a message as oppose to a army for the former will get you results while the latter will give you a painful demise.

May reason and empathy lead you to not take the imperial route of aggression and hate.

Premier Abel Roux, chief representative and elected leader of the French Commune

P.S. Have you considered that Non-Aggression Pact we have offered you?

1) We agree with the NAP.

2) If you ever again dare to call the people of Spain to revolt against they rightful King, i will burn to the ground all of Paris.

3) The island of Corsica is mine.

4) Any war of France against Germany or England will be met with a war declaration.

5) I want OB.

Do you accept my offer, dear French communist scums?

 

[Double A]

What the heck is OB?

 

[christos200]

Open Borders dammit.

 

[Ailedhoo]

To King Otto of Spain

We are pleased that you agree with our Non-Aggression Pact... even if you call us scum. You need not fear us calling a revolt in your kingdom.

Corsica is an issue we need to consider for Italy may also want it... it is both a French and Italian isle. That said we took take a third option: how about we set up a referendum in the region asking it what power it what’s to belong to?

We will agree that France should not go to war with the British. As for Germany we will consider not going. Whether we can consider the Downfall Gang as the true government of Germany is another question all together but my fellow comrades suggested that Hitler has proven to be clown as of late. We may let him rule... just to make jokes of his pitiful power. We will not go to war against the Downfall Gang... at the moment.

As for open borders we will allow your troops to go through our nation BUT we will not allow you to claim lands within Europe that rely on you using France as the connection. If you disagree then consider a possible trade agreement as a possible alternative to tensions...

Hope this takes us to the road of peace.

Premier Abel Roux, chief representative and elected leader of the French Commune

 

[Omega124]

Camelot Finds the uptimers usage of color to emphazie things very annoying. Is black too good for France?

 

[christos200]

1) You cut me off Europe and you expect me to give up Corsica? No. About Italy, if they dare to disagree, my armies will take care of them. Corsica is Spanish.

2) Ok about the OB.

3) Agree about the trade.