Imperium Offtopicum IX

[Kinich-Ahau]

All into claiming
10 RP points into claiming
2 RP points for defense; in the event I am not attacked, bank them

Might RP Later

The French Commune response to the Incorporated States of New Kinichikia’s claim that Communism was as bad as Facism by stating that claim is “of a false degree” by stating that the French Commune follows Democratic Socialism as oppose to Stalinism.

The problem with Communism is that the government steals from the citizenry; the oppression of Stalinism is just icing on the cake.

Also; France warns they will boycott goods from New Kinichikia if the Capitalist nation decides to boycott any French lead development conference.

The Paris Commune & the Incorporated States of New Kinichikia have never been trading partners, so this threat is among the emptiest our nation has ever faced.

 

[christos200]

Orders:

Spain claims Sicily and Sardinia.

From 1409 A.D to 1816 A.D, almost 400 years, Sicily was ruled by Spain. So Sicily is Spanish. Also from 1418 to 1718 Sardinia was ruled by Spain, so Sardinia is Spanish.

 

[GenMarshall]

Claims:

The line in the sea establishes the Republic's SoI outside the line (facing the Pacific is free realm, inside the line is the Republic's SoI!)

The French Commune has sent trade requests to the Republic of Coruscant, Aussieland, the Federal Republic of Straightlinia and Pink Rainbow Unicornica.

The Republic accepts


RP to come soon...

 

[JohannaK]

Claims:

The line in the sea establishes the Republic's SoI outside the line (facing the Pacific is free realm, inside the line is the Republic's SoI!)

Those are reasonable claims. Hawai proposes a DP to Coruscant.

 

[Mosher]

1) You cut me off Europe and you expect me to give up Corsica? No. About Italy, if they dare to disagree, my armies will take care of them. Corsica is Spanish.

Corsica is French, actually

 

[Ailedhoo]

To King Otto of Spain

I am pleased we are getting a grand worth from this, going from hot tension to a step for both our nations to be closure in peace. We have been talking about Corsica... and we consider two possible thoughts on the matter.

1)We give you, the Kingdom of Spain, the full control of the isle.


2) The isle becomes independent... save it will declare you its protector. This may mean a possible military and trading ally for you in the form of that isle, as well as allowing the residence of the isle increased willingness to be loyal to you. France may even get in this... we might offer you the chance to claim the Netherlands. Of course there is a catch: France wants the leader of Corsica to be elected into office as to demonstrate the will of the people in this matter. We will let you decide how to set up the elections.

While you choose out of these options, we will like you inform that we will want the people of Corsica to have their civil rights respected the fullest. This deal is costing me many votes from the more radical members of the Commune due to the isle's history as a part of France. Consider this deal to be written in my blood.

May both our powers grow strong and healthy as we set on our paths to our aims.

Premier Abel Roux.

P.S. Victor Miles of “So what is your view on the matter” has sent an invite to Mr. Ioannis Kapodistrias to come on his show. Mr Miles felt that a debate on economics could be healthy in a time of trade deals around the globe.

 

[Omega124]

Corsica is French, actually

Corsica is English now! We'll make it our new, grander Malta!

 

[Robert Can't]

No... Corsica is Mine.

 

[Tani Coyote]

1) You cut me off Europe and you expect me to give up Corsica? No. About Italy, if they dare to disagree, my armies will take care of them. Corsica is Spanish.

Hi Spain. This is the Rules.

We just want to remind you you can expand overseas.

 

[spaceman98]

Novosibirsk was once the greatest city in Siberia, but the retreating Ural horde destroyed it utterly. Now the place is split between the Omsk warlord and Kazakhs from the South. It was in this political mess that Russia neededto negotiate a peacefull outcome. The Warlord of Omsk controlled Novosibirsk and Omsk, and railway between the cities, while the Kazakhs held everything south of the railway.

The Warlord was placed there by Moscows army when they had libirated part of the region, but the Army of Kazan placed their own governor when they came weaks later. The locals lost trust in government by European Russia as St Petersburg placed their governor in place of the Kazan governor. The local revolted, and the Omsk warlord came to power through a military coup. At the same time, the European armies withdrew after they learned that we had stopped the Ural horde. Elements of the horde and local Kazakhs formed their own government in the city of Kuybyshev, west of Novosibirsk. The two sides fought a sereis of minor battles, after which an uneasy peace ensued.



Now the three leaders were seated around a table to discuss the fate of the all important city. Attaman Karimov of the Kazakhs, Kolchak of the Siberians and Kamnev of the Omsk warlord. It was an uncertain discussion. Siberia had offered the locals acces to Oil, Cars, iron and other necissary resources, but negotiations were slow. A breakthrough finally came in the form of a major spending package to "buy" the region. The region would join Russia in exchange for a major aid package to rebuild Novosibirsk and restore the city to its former glory.

To: The Incorporated States of New Kinichikia: What would you be willing to trade for Siberian Timber?

 

[Krzowwh]

Most Tranquil Kingdom of Sindhustan​

RP Later

5 RP points to 1 move
All into expansion
We still offer NAP and trade to all nations in Asia as well as all nations along the Indian Ocean coast.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

On Corsica:
Come now, people, we can't all be Napoleon!

...Who's shortest?



Hitler walked swiftly through the adjoining rooms and into the hall, where Burgdorf and Bormann were standing. "This had better be important; Eva's creaming me in Risk," he said, making circular motions with his hand.

"It's the Spanish delegate," explained Burgdorf, holding a telephone receiver in one hand and covering the microphone with the other; "He wants to open trade, but Spain's in the midst of a dispute with France; we tried putting it off until their diplomacy settled, but he keeps phoning back."

"Well get rid of him!" he said angrily, shaking his arm.

"Maybe he'll let up if you speak with him personally."

"Alright. Give me the phone." Burgdorf handed him the receiver. "Hello?" Krebs' footsteps echoed down the corridor as he ran to join the posse. "It's 7 o'clock in the evening; couldn't you have called tomorrow?"

"No."

"<redacted> workaholics..." He sat down in the armchair beside the table. "So what's this deal you're so eager to push?"

"We want trade and a DP."

"Fine, we'll give you trade, I seem to make a goddamn fortune off my own suffering, but we're not talking mutual defence until you back off France and Italy in the Mediterranean."

"From 1409 A.D to 1816 A.D, almost 400 years, Sicily was ruled by Spain. So Sicily is Spanish. Also from 1418 to 1718 Sardinia was ruled by Spain, so Sardinia is Spanish."

"Look you sheep, we're not signing an alliance just so you can bully your way through Europe. Are you desperate for <redacted> war?!" Krebs, Burgdorf and Bormann exchanged nervous glances. "Tell your Franco-wannabe king his <redacted> nationalist straw-grasping can <redacted> itself!" Hitler slammed the receiver back onto the cradle before rising to face his officers. "Ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous. They think centuries-old history gives them a claim today. Nazis fled to South America; does that mean we're entitled to Argentina?"

He turned and proceeded back through the rooms. "My Leader," Krebs called after him, "It still might be wise to seek closer ties to Spain; they could act as a counterweight to the Paris Commune."

Hitler threw a curt "Bug off" over his shoulder.

Spoiler claims :

Following up on Venezuela's generous invitation, the Downfall Gang is Argentina Bound!

Also, thanks for throwing in the missed claim, Tani.

 

[GenMarshall]

Hawai proposes a DP to Coruscant.

The Republic accepts

OOC: If you could, send me the name of the diplomat that represents Hawai so I can include it into my RP post .

 

[Tambien]

All RP into claiming. Choose 6 provinces along the West African coast (above me).

 

[GenMarshall]

Meanwhile, in the library where General Ayane has been reviewing the status and expantion of the Japanese mainland and starting to expand into the Koreas. Flipping through the papers one by one.

"Ii", Then she flips to the next paper "Totemo yokatta!" Suddenly, there was a knocking at the library door. Ayane turns around and addresses the door "Nan desu ka!!?"

A Republic Army soldier, dressed in a NCO dress uniform, enters the library "Hawaijin no gaikoukan ha anata ni aitai."

Ayane then looks towards the floor, wondering why Hanna is sending a diplomat from Hawai to meet with her. Then remembers about the Defense Pact that Hanna has signed earlyer in the week. She then turns to the solder "Kare o hikiire te kudasai". As the solder exits the library, Ayane sat back in her chair. Thinking and looking at the ceiling. Realizing that she is soon up to be a Chancellor in the future thought quick on her feet to make her group presentable to the dignitary from Hawai. She quickly gets up from her chair and grabs a box of medals. "Koko ni ki" she said while passing the medals to her two officers with her. "Teisai ga yokunaru hitsuyou ga arimasu." Ayane muttered to her officers as everyone checks on the condition of their uniforms "Saisho no gaikou keiken o shippai shtaku arimasen. Sorera o inshoudukeru hitsuyou."

Ayane then turns to the Secretary of State and rushes to him. "Anata! Watashi to issho!" Ayane said as she guides and proceeds to shove him into a closet, "Kur&#333;zetto no naibu dee, NOW!!!". Before Ayane closes the closet door on the Secretary of State, she said to him "Tani ni chuui" before finally closing the door on him. Ayane then swiftly returns back to take her position between the General and the Admiral "Hait te kudasai".

Three Hawaiian diplomats walk into the library and stood infront of the table. Ayane gives a respectful nod and extends her hand to offer the visiting diplomats a seat. Everyone then takes their seat and Ayane opens the discussion "I heard that you've opened up a defensive pact with the Republic."

"Yes that is true, I take it your chancellor has brought you up to speed. I'd figure since were both seafaring powers in the Pacific, that it would be wise to set up this sort of pact between our two nations" The diplomat said.

Ayane, clasps her hands. She first glances at the computer tablet next to her, then to the diplomat. "Yes, I was brought up to speed on this and I agree with the proposal that Hanna signed." Ayane thought for a moment and continues "I hope the Hawaiians understand the Republic's Sphere of Influence lies in the control of the islands that were traditionally Japanese."

The Diplomat waited for a second, then acknowledges the SoI that the Republic has announced "We've seen the proposal your Chancellor has proposed and we find that they are reasonable and would not interfere with our expansion in the Pacific."

"Good" Ayane then turns to the Admiral next to her. The Admiral then turns and nods to the Diplomat. Soon the General gave the Diplomat a nod while Ayane steeples her fingers.

"Moving on..." the diplomat pauses for a second, then continues "...while I am here..." he then proceeded to dig into his briefcase and pulls out the signed document "...here is the signed document. I'd figure you wanted to see it for yourself. Considering the word in the Republic that you're up for an electoral run in the future".

"I never thought Hanna would do this now" Ayane hands back the paper to the diplomat "The only thing I knew was she is running for the Governor of the Sol system."

"Hanna figured you needed a little experience"

"I am just a Kunoichi, I personally never gotten myself into the political affairs in the civilian sector"

Ayane, puts on a smile and leans back "I appreciate you informing me about this DP. I hope in the future, I'd get to have an opportunity to officially conduct these kinds of business."

"It's my pleasure, and I wish you good luck Mrs. Ayane"

Spoiler Translation from Japanese to English :

Ayane: Nice, Very Nice
Ayane: What is it!?
Soldier: A Hawaiian diplomat is here to meet with you, (Mrs.) Ayane
Ayane: Bring him in (please)
Ayane: Come here (informal)
Ayane: (We) need to make ourselves presentable
Ayane: I don't want to screw up my first diplomatic experience. We need to impress them (Original Japanese wording modified due to triggering the autocensor on a false-positive basis)
Ayane: YOU! Come with me!
Ayane: Get inside the closet. NOW!
Ayane: Watch out for Tani(ciusfox)!
Ayane: Enter (please)!

 

[Ailedhoo]

To Chancellor Hanna Antilles, chief representative and elected leader of the Republic of Coruscant.

The French Commune is a force of progress which seeks a partner to spread the light of liberty to those shrouded in darkness. We see you as a force of light and so wish to conduct a treaty of the most progressive.

The French Commune desires to make a Research Treaty with the Republic of Coruscant.

To demonstrate how much value this treaty means to us we are sending our head researcher, Professor Vladimir Ozerov, to sign the treatry for the Commune. We will also send one of our diplomats Catherin Blanc to conduct further meetings along with possibilities of the establishment of a embassy to draw both our countries together. We may also consider a Defence Pact to demonstrate the glory of our progressive republics.

May progress shine the world with hope and peace.

Premier Abel Roux, chief representative and elected leader of the French Commune

 

[Robert Can't]

Dissatisfaction was running rampant in Port Hadley.

The factory workers were bitter about long hours and low wages. The farmers were bitter about the Landowners. The unemployed were bitter about the unemployment. The Church was bitter about the poverty. During the middle of summer it was very hot, the kind of weather that breeds anger and dissent.

So it didn't come as a surprise to most when the people finally broke out into riots.

And soon after that they organized...

Thus was born the Indian Revolutionary Movement (IRM). The Hadley's didn't weren't quite aware of the threat posed by the movement until a year later when they were sucked out of the universe and their plot line was teleported through an inter-dimensional plot line portal into another alternative universe which promises to be several times more exciting (Not that there's anything wrong with this universe it just happens that Venezuela was already occupied in this other universe).

The IRM soon went into a full blown revolution and without their leadership the old Government quickly fell. The IRM then established itself as a one party socialist republic going under the name of The Glorious Socialist Republic of New Sinhala.

And they get an awesome new flag with the symbol of the revolution on it - A lily.

The history of the lily being that during the underground stages of the revolution the members of the IRM would identify each other by a lily. The lily came as part of the initiation ritual where would would be required to steal a lily from a noble's house.

The Hadleys, Leyton and related figures and events will be making a return in I&BII

 

[Robert Can't]

The Glorious Socialist Republic of New Sinhala​

20 RP points into 4 extra claims

Offer defensive alliance to the French Commune

 

[Ailedhoo]

To the Glorious Socialist Republic of New Sinhala

The French Commune is ever pleased to speak with a fellow socialist power. Not only will we accept the Defence Pact but...I am coming personally to your country to sigh it! I also wish to create a Research Treaty between our socialist communities.

We may also wish to us my visit to New Sinhala to talk about world affairs and our progressive cause.

May the light of socialism shine around the globe to the cries of “via la revolution!”

Premier Abel Roux, chief representative and elected leader of the French Commune.

 

[Robert Can't]

To the Glorious Socialist Republic of New Sinhala

The French Commune is ever pleased to speak with a fellow socialist power. Not only will we accept the Defence Pact but...I am coming personally to your country to sigh it! I also wish to create a Research Treaty between our socialist communities.

We may also wish to us my visit to New Sinhala to talk about world affairs and our progressive cause.

May the light of socialism shine around the globe to the cries of “via la revolution!”

Premier Abel Roux, chief representative and elected leader of the French Commune.

Dear Premier Roux,

The Glorious Socialist Republic of New Sinhala is heartened that our offer of military cooperation has been accepted and that we can find solace in other powers in this world as we enter out into this world as a new nation.

I'm not going to lie, we don't have the experience of running a country politically or economically and each step we take we are going to have to build our own path away from the generations of tyranny and oppression that we have suffered. We are glad that your nation we be able to oversee and guide out progress into the world.

We will also be glad to accept your offer of a research treaty and eagerly anticipate your visit to our nation.



- Prime Minister Pravin Lal