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Theseus, Duke of Athens
Oh that would be an international incident I'd love to see.
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OOC: Disclaimer that I don't actually believe that most feminists are like this. *sigh* I have a feeling I will have to use this disclaimer a lot.
Your state approved newspaper.
Now being sold in Monaco!
₤2.00 for Womyn
₤20.00 for Men.
VICTORY IN INDONESIA!
French, British and Indonesian military officials discuss the future of the Indonesian government.
The Womyn of the Indonesian Coalition have bravely fought off the Mendogs of Thailand. However, this was not before a group of unknown Mendogs killraped[1] the entirety of the leadership of Indonesian government. This has caused difficulty in the running of the state. Although negotiations on the future of the Indonesia have not yet finished, it is expected that there will be free and feminist elections for all Indonesian Womyn before "Give Gifts and Throw Rocks at Boys Day"[2]. [More details on page 2]
SCOTLAND WILL BE RECLAIMED!
Projected expansion in the Scottish Campaign
To protect our Feminist ideals, we cannot afford to rest. Her Majesty was force to leave the Womyn living in Scotland in a state of anarchic Patriarchy due to the Indonesian crisis. However, our glorious Queen Elizabeth III has stated in a public press release that a large force of French soldiers will withdraw from Indonesia at the end of the month and instill order in Scotland. The are expected to bring order to Scotland by the end of Summer. [More details on page 3]
ELECTIONS PLANNED TO BE HELD IN BRITAIN
The British Parliament, almost ready to be repaired after Mendogs bombraped[3] the structure
The Queen announced today that the Parliament is planning to be reopened once order is brought to Scotland. Democracy is an important part of Feminism, the Queen stated in a press conference that now that order will finally be brought to the whole continent that free and feminist elections can finally be held. Elections will be open to all Womyn who have had their internalized misogyny purged in mandatory education. [More information on page 5]
Glossary for Womyn living in Monaco and other countries still effected by the Patriarchy:
[1] - This may seem confusing for Womyn who have not been informed that all interactions where a man isn't under the complete control of the Womyn is, by definition, rape. There was no confirmed penetration in the murder (Patriarchical word for killrape, as men cannot be murdered as killrape = bringing of death + Patriarchy) but knowing men they probably did raperape her as well.
[2] - Known as "Christmas" in countries still effected by the Patriarchy.
[3] - Interactions between male bombs and female buildings is still rape.
Charlotte folded the newspaper and sighed. It was becoming harder and harder not to scream when reading the newspaper. She still remembered when Feminism in Britain actually meant equality, not this. This wasn't Feminism, this was just...wrong.
Charlotte walked through her street under the watchful eye of Big Ben-sorry, "Big Bertha" as it was now known after the government renaming. She was about to unlock the door to her flat when she saw a woman in the square standing in the street waving an Equality flag. She was getting surrounded by the Feminist Revolutionary Guard and was probably going to get dragged off for reeducation and enlistment in the Guard. Sometimes Charlotte was glad that she was prone to violent seizes, if she was caught by the Guard she would just be shot rather than have to endure that.
Charlotte unlocked the door and went to her living room. She activated Uber-TOR and opened up her blog, "London Calling". If she could show enough people the truth, convince enough of the majority that didn't believe but were scared. If she could convince them that if they stood together they could overwhelm any government that opposed them. She began to type for freedom.
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Her Majesty's Royal Times
Her Majesty's Royal Times
Your state approved newspaper.
Now being sold in Monaco!
₤2.00 for Womyn
₤20.00 for Men.
VICTORY IN INDONESIA!
French, British and Indonesian military officials discuss the future of the Indonesian government.
The Womyn of the Indonesian Coalition have bravely fought off the Mendogs of Thailand. However, this was not before a group of unknown Mendogs killraped[1] the entirety of the leadership of Indonesian government. This has caused difficulty in the running of the state. Although negotiations on the future of the Indonesia have not yet finished, it is expected that there will be free and feminist elections for all Indonesian Womyn before "Give Gifts and Throw Rocks at Boys Day"[2]. [More details on page 2]
SCOTLAND WILL BE RECLAIMED!
Projected expansion in the Scottish Campaign
To protect our Feminist ideals, we cannot afford to rest. Her Majesty was force to leave the Womyn living in Scotland in a state of anarchic Patriarchy due to the Indonesian crisis. However, our glorious Queen Elizabeth III has stated in a public press release that a large force of French soldiers will withdraw from Indonesia at the end of the month and instill order in Scotland. The are expected to bring order to Scotland by the end of Summer. [More details on page 3]
ELECTIONS PLANNED TO BE HELD IN BRITAIN
The British Parliament, almost ready to be repaired after Mendogs bombraped[3] the structure
The Queen announced today that the Parliament is planning to be reopened once order is brought to Scotland. Democracy is an important part of Feminism, the Queen stated in a press conference that now that order will finally be brought to the whole continent that free and feminist elections can finally be held. Elections will be open to all Womyn who have had their internalized misogyny purged in mandatory education. [More information on page 5]
Glossary for Womyn living in Monaco and other countries still effected by the Patriarchy:
[1] - This may seem confusing for Womyn who have not been informed that all interactions where a man isn't under the complete control of the Womyn is, by definition, rape. There was no confirmed penetration in the murder (Patriarchical word for killrape, as men cannot be murdered as killrape = bringing of death + Patriarchy) but knowing men they probably did raperape her as well.
[2] - Known as "Christmas" in countries still effected by the Patriarchy.
[3] - Interactions between male bombs and female buildings is still rape.
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Charlotte folded the newspaper and sighed. It was becoming harder and harder not to scream when reading the newspaper. She still remembered when Feminism in Britain actually meant equality, not this. This wasn't Feminism, this was just...wrong.
Charlotte walked through her street under the watchful eye of Big Ben-sorry, "Big Bertha" as it was now known after the government renaming. She was about to unlock the door to her flat when she saw a woman in the square standing in the street waving an Equality flag. She was getting surrounded by the Feminist Revolutionary Guard and was probably going to get dragged off for reeducation and enlistment in the Guard. Sometimes Charlotte was glad that she was prone to violent seizes, if she was caught by the Guard she would just be shot rather than have to endure that.
Charlotte unlocked the door and went to her living room. She activated Uber-TOR and opened up her blog, "London Calling". If she could show enough people the truth, convince enough of the majority that didn't believe but were scared. If she could convince them that if they stood together they could overwhelm any government that opposed them. She began to type for freedom.
Mathalamus
Emperor of Mathalia
the thing i have the most issue with is the 20 dollars for men price.
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Omega124
Challenging Fate
If there's any way we can have the deadlock not be this morning, that would be great
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Hornet
Here Here, Seconded.
KaiserElectric
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Shall we make it a threesome? 
Seriously though, I want to get in some good RP with my orders, this is really too soon for me.
Seriously though, I want to get in some good RP with my orders, this is really too soon for me.
KaiserElectric
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Not when your success or failure is largely dependent on it.
christos200
Never tell me the odds
Why not lock orders tomorrow morning instead? It will give enough time to those who want to post RP and shall also not delay the update.
Mathalamus
Emperor of Mathalia
christos200
Never tell me the odds
Mine took 40 minutes.
Tambien
Theseus, Duke of Athens
I see no reason why we can't have lock today. If you've got RP to make, pump it out now. I'll have to go with Math and Tyo in saying that orders shouldn't take that long to pump out.
Robert Can't
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Hornet
And I'm just sitting here at , work, and can't do anything because hmm i have work, plus some fo people rp takes more time then others, I'll be able to pump out orders and give em torc but noAFTER work but not before, RP is going to take longer
Tambien
Theseus, Duke of Athens
Ok, well he said he's leaving and we said we want the update before he does. That means he needed to put the orders lock soon.
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