Imperium OffTopicum XVI: Subforumal Oversaturation

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Right. Pick 10 provinces and a color. Also a capital, because they defend twice as well. Be what you want to beeeee. RNG says it's 2448.
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Each thing counts as one province, which produces one IP. That includes the few remaining one pixel islands and cities.
Armies costs 1 and navies cost 2. Expansion into neutral territory costs one army. As in, it goes poof to become a police force, militia, or whatever. It does make defending easier, though. Overseas does not cost a navy but you still need one to act as transport. You can claims blitz, but you still need a 1:1 ratio of armies:navies if overseas. In war, fronts will be a thing. Also, you can't use armies or navies the turn they're built. New armies will defend at half strength if I'm feeling sorry for you.
Espionage will be tracked. No WMDs, though.
If you want to change your orders, resend the whole PM or I won't actually count it.

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2. Stay on topic when it's convenient.
3. Your posts should actually consist of something relevant to your nation and/or one-liner comments.
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Updates
Update 17 - The Great Rebeginningening
Update 18 - Truncheon Tax
UPDATE 19 - I AM ALSO A HUMAN PLEASE PAY ME NO HEED
 
Yan Empire



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Emperor: Yang Mulao
Government: Absolute Monarchy
 
Green is best!

WAAAGH.png

'ere we go! Red goes faster and be da kapital!



We are da Badlug Waaagh!

Da Warboss iz Uzarg Badlug!

Tis time for WAAAGH!
 
joining as the usual nation.



Capital, the usual
Government, the usual Absolute monarchy. the usual leader. Andreas I Lakaris.
do i need to explain anything else?
 
Alright trying something different. I've always done republics, but now:

The Glorious Communist State of California
Official Motto: "Lowest Percentage of Imperialist Pigs in the World!"
Short Name: California
Capital: San Fransisco
Government: Bureaucratized Police State Glorious Communist Dictatorship (OOC: Think OTL 1980's Soviet Union)
StrongmanGlorious Leader: Robert Miller
Claims:
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Flag:
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Name: Paradox

Map:


Anthem: Well, depends on who you ask.
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Official Paradox anthem

Link to video.
Paradox anthem when christmas:

Link to video.
Epic paradoxians:

Link to video.
DJ paradoxians:

Link to video.
Christian paradoxians (this goes for you GreekAnalizer):

Link to video.


Story:
A freak named Kinkaz made a mod for every Paradox game out there meant to make the games very realistic, but it was so hyper-realistic that the game mechanics ended up opening an inter-dimensional gateway and they all ended up in the offices of Paradox. With the Tribal Invasion CB, they attacked all of Sweden. At first their armies were screwed up and they had to savescum a couple of times. In the fifth time, Sweden tried to retailate, but their technology glitched up and they ended up fighting with units made for Technological Level 0 and had multiple heart attacks when they found that they were in a gigantic size.

Paradox eventually created the title of Empire of Scandinavia but after emperor Johan I Andersson died a succession crisis occured and Paradox was left with only a bunch of territories (reccomendation: Denmark should be Europa Universalis IV, Finland should be Victoria II and the remainder of Sweden should be Hearts of Iron III. Paradox should be a mixture mainly of Crusader Kings II, but with elements from the previous 3 games).
 
Since I'm at the beach til Monday, this won't start til after then.

Also yall either get 10 armies or 5 armies and 5 navies. Default is 10 armies.
 
Can we have our armies take on land bordering land that another army of ours takes in the same turn?

If we can do such move then we I will take 10 armies.
 
조선민주주의인민공화국

강성대국

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The Democratic Peoples' Republic of Korea

Powerful and Prosperous Nation





























Link to video.

아침은 빛나라 이 강산
은금에 자원도 가득한
삼천리 아름다운 내 조국
반만년 오랜 력사에
찬란한 문화로 자라난
슬기론 인민의 이 영광
몸과 맘 다 바쳐 이 조선
길이 받드세

백두산 기상을 다 안고
근로의 정신은 깃들어
진리로 뭉쳐진 억센 뜻
온 세계 앞서 나가리
솟는 힘 노도도 내밀어
인민의 뜻으로 선 나라
한없이 부강하는 이 조선
길이 빛내세


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Let morning shine on the rivers and mountains of this land,
Three thousand rivers abundant with natural wealth.
This is my beautiful fatherland
With a history of five millennia,
The glory of a wise people
Brought up in a brilliant culture.
Devoting our bodies and minds to this Korea,
Let the Way be obeyed.

Embracing the atmosphere of Baekdu Mountain,
Nest for the spirit of labour,
The firm will, bonded with truth,
Will go forth to all the world.
The country established by the will of the people,
Breasting the raging waves with soaring strength.
Glorifying forever this Korea, limitlessly rich and strong,
Let the Way be shone.




수도: 평양
로 큰 도시: 평양
공식 언어: 한국어
정부: 우리의 영원한 대통령이 김일성 주체 정부에 리드
영원한 대통령: 김일성
입법부: 최고 인민 회의
확립: 8월 15일 주체 34 (해방)
9월 9일 주체 37 (공식 선언)
환율: 원

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Capital: Pyongyang
Largest City: Pyongyang
Official Language: Korean
Government: Juche government led by our Glorious Leaders
Eternal President: Kim Il Sung
Legislature: Supreme People's Assembly
Establishment: 15 August Juche 34 (Liberation)
9 September Juche 37 (Formal Declaration)
Currency: Won

10 Armies
 
Yeah WIM if you could spoil some of that then it'd be great.

Anyway, game starts later tonight.
 
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Update 17 - The Great Rebeginningening

After the Great MAD War, only nine nations remain, mostly concentrated around Northern Europe for some reason. There are also aliens. Many nations are utterly unprepared for the Coming Storm, namely the onewhere everyone not quite dead gets together all their chums and a bunch of large bludgeons and breaks the kneecaps of people not willing to contribute to the Truncheon Tax. The various uncivilized folk would quite strongly protest this if it weren't for the fact that most of them are dead.

Map
Stats

There is claim blitzing, mostly because I already have fronts and it would be silly to have one and not the other. If you want to change to 10 armies/0 navies or 5/5, you can still do that, just make a note of it in your orders. Also, because this probably needs clarifying, if you're claiming a province someone else has already claimed (ie, invading), you won't lose an army in the process.
 
Roman Empire integrates Greece with ten armies



current claims in light green, sphere of influence in light purple.

by the way, is the population mostly the same from 2014 or something?
 
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