Improved Caption Contest!

All in favor of directive pzy3062, dictating that underwear should be worn on the outside of your outfit at all times, say "aye".
 
Various NATO leaders gathered in Romania to sit in a large circle staring a a blue cushion with the last piece of cake on it, waiting or someone to make a move.
 
Miller Lite and NATO team up to draft the new edition of the "Man Laws"
 
The new international political drama Eastern European Countries Nobody Really Cares About Anymore was off to a good start.
 
The Romanian ministers of defence gather to discuss NATOs accusation of an inefficient chain of command.
 
Yesterday the 23rd meeting of Dictators Anonymous began: "Hi, I'm George, and I am addicted to power."
 
Honorable Mentions :trophy2:
Issue #17 : What do you think of PETA and the like? That means quit b!tching Alexanddru, random rants is over!

The summoning of the Balor had to be called of when the France representative pointed out it would probably be a fire hazard.

3rd :trophy3rd:
Rule number 1: This is a war room. You cannot fight in here.

2nd :trophy2nd:
Hands up! I take that and you can't do anything about it! (the guy on the right with a gun-like thing in his hand, and the pillar)

1st :trophy:
As Romania hosts its first meeting of NATO, the Americans ask where the North Atlantic is.

You're up, Lord Olleus :)
 
"World leaders await the entrance of Miss Paris Hilton, who upon her arrival will proceed to insert the podium into her vagina."

I don't think that's a podium.. (what the hell IS that thing?).. and I'm late.. but whatever.

I submit this quote not from a desire to win.. but rather out of my own good will and love of humanity. (yeah, that's it)
 
Mad genius invents a new form of carbon sequestration.

But has lost the publisher's style guide in his prototype.
 
Meanwhile, at the eccentric celebrity news repository...
 
"If I just keep reading this newspaper, I can not see the pile of work that's waiting for me..."
 
A man can do any amount of work required, given that it't not the job he should be doing at the moment
 
Brian's eternal search for a well-written Daily Mail article rages on.
 
When do I have to posts the results?

After at least 10 replies.


Caption:

"Honey, I told you to clean out the garage!"

"Lemme just finish this article..."

"That's what you always say!"
 
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