Improved Caption Contest!

[flyingchicken]

"It sucked out my EYEBALL!"

or

Should this ever happen to you, call 911 immediately.
They'll probably just hang up on you, though.

 

[Truronian]

Kevin's sock puppet theatre left the children in tears.

 

[Catharsis]

"Hey, I can't be held responsible for what I manage to pull when I'm legless."

 

[CaveDweller]

This species has never been known to atta...

 

[zxcvbnm]

Why the Bible should never be taken literally

 

[puglover]

The unsuccessful suspense film Snake on a Man

 

[Love]

Honorable mention:

This gives a whole new meaning to 'love bite'.

Yeah, that's really getting rid of the headache. Shock therapy really works.

He didn't even have time to turn around before it came back to bite him in the rear.

A little ambitious?

Where did this half-digested mouse come from?

Five is always better than one


Third place:

This species has never been known to atta...

Second place:

Why the Bible should never be taken literally

Aaaand;

First place:

Spoiler :

What people used before the advent of Botox injections.

Your turn SS-18

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

I'd like to see who's the best at making something funny from an ordinary picture

 

[Love]

The vampires are getting a bigger problem these days.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Before things got ugly, NATO was called in to determine who would get the last doughnut.

(referring to the pillar in the middle)

 

[Brighteye]

Rule no 1. You do not talk about fight club

 

[Brighteye]

Or should that be
Rule number 1: This is a war room. You cannot fight in here.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

We are gathered here to settle a very important issue who's answer is still a matter of dispute - is this "Romania" a country in Africa ? Let the voting begin.

 

[zxcvbnm]

Yes, Ring, we ask your guidance (the pillar)


The axis of evil meeting was undisturbed


Are you sure it's an alien artefact? (the pillar)


Hands up! I take that and you can't do anything about it! (the guy on the right with a gun-like thing in his hand, and the pillar)

The pole of the world has finally been found (the pillar... and the compass-looking NATO symbol)

What the world rotates around (the same)

 

[Truronian]

The summoning of the Balor had to be called of when the France representative pointed out it would probably be a fire hazard.

 

[pay-t]

Pretty soon, the music starts, they start dancing... and then some guy takes away a chair!

 

[obliterate]

It is a gift. A gift to the foes of Mordor. Why not use this Ring?

 

[Narz]

Issue #17 : What do you think of PETA and the like? That means quit b!tching Alexanddru, random rants is over!

 

[Catharsis]

Saddam Hussein denied that he used his own people as human bullseyes for precision air strikes.

 

[MooseWarrior]

"Ok, so does anyone know why we're here?"

"Why soes this deserve to be filmed?"

"Oh my God!!!! How did the radioactive spider get on the pillat!?!??!?"

"What's on the pillar? I can't see it!"

"How come the guys closer to the pillar get the cushy chairs, I want to be comfortable too while sitting here for hours!"