INES II: Gone is the Old Guard

[TheLizardKing]

Actually, we specifically said we would not aid Argentina. That was you, who assumed. We would of stayed to ourselves, but, we we're assualted. It's too late. The world is either going to be destroyed, or you can propose a reasonable peace. One in which FEAR is involved.

As for the EC led invasion of New England, or the Carribean, that was different and you know it. You we're all killing each other, and switiching sides. We agreed to peace, something you people obviously didn't understand. If we truly wanted to stay their, we would've. Regardless as to wether or not I'd lose their, and I probably would, the point is, I left, like we agreed.

Now, I'll give you a chance Quebec. You leave, go home, and pull support out of the DFI, and your people wont feel a nuclear sunrise, followed by a cold cold winter.

To: DFI-NADTA forces in Central Africa
From: Morocco, other African allies

You must realize, regardless of your numbers, your governments left you to die. You are surrounded by enemies. You have few supplies. We are building more nukes. Surrender, and you will be held, in an undisclosed location, peacefully, until the war is over. You will be under Moroccan control. We do not have a history of torture, as some of our friends do, and will be treated fair.

 

[Abaddon]

Er, hi hi!

Worlds biggest economy here, with the ability to pump out muchos nukeos.

Also, does noone think I/We may have built anti-missile systems? Or constructed our own silos, say, deep in the Amazon over the several turns I've been in control of it?

TRY throwing a Nuke my way, I dare you.


20 Nukes is nothing. I can create 100 next year.. NO JOKE.


So seriously. Everyone, back the *beep* down

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Do you guys WANT the world to blow up? Why not just invade instead?

 

[TheLizardKing]

Do you guys WANT the world to blow up?

The world wont blow up. It will just get very cold. Vegetation will die, millions will starve. Diseases will spread, and anarchy will take over. But, the world isn't going to just.. blow up.

Well, I mean, we could do that though.. That.. would be interesting.

 

[Karalysia]

You're used to winning, and you're upset that you didn't. Every NESer loses from time to time, and there are better ways to handle it than whining to the mod.

That's not it, I'm no stranger to defeat. I've had any countries defeated or destroyed. India, France, Dar-Al-Islam, Rajpus, Bactarasha, Huns, Muscovy, Turkmenistan etc.... the list goes on. But I was ok with those, because it was sensible and reasonable. This nonsense just comes out of nowhere though.

 

[Karalysia]

Do you guys WANT the world to blow up? Why not just invade instead?

I sincerely do. I would relish the chance. You don't want to play nuclear brinkmanship with me because trust me, there's no one more eager than me to press the big red button even if the cost is my country being destroyed.

I already offered the one and only chance to save your miserable countries. Withdraw from my land. All of it. (That includes South China BTW which is mine by right, ASEAN stole it from the PRC when it was me who crushed them and took their capital. I will have it back or the world will burn with nuclear fire.)

Withdraw from Indonesia and return their territory. This includes Borneo and Australia. Withdraw from Morocco, Pakistan and Tunisia. These are the terms we demand.

 

[Shadowbound]

I could press the big red button for you, if you like.

 

[Karalysia]

Please do so. I would enjoy it.

Also I own a bunch of ASEAN cities. I will slaughter the civilians and grind the cities into dust. So yes.

 

[TheLizardKing]

Someone said big red button?!

Yes. Please. I'll nuke old Rabat, I'll nuke the new one too. I'll nuke Quebec, Montreal, Halifax, Boston, New York, Toronto, Philadelphia and Salt Lake City. Thats 1 ASP.

Then, with my second, I'll probably go, London, Manchester, Yellowstone, Miami, Charleston, New Orleans, Atlanta, Los Angelos, Chicago and.. er.. hell, Stockholm.

Number three, ehh.. Quebec again, (to make sure the roaches are dead) Anchorage, Junea, Capetown, Johanesburg, Durban, Copenhagen, Liverpool, Savannah, and, of course Disney World.

With the ICU and Sudan on my bankroll.. I have 4 more ASP.

Hy, Putin, ideas for anymore targets?

 

[Karalysia]

Hy, Putin, ideas for anymore targets?

You can have all my money, in fact take 10 ASP. I will destroy my own economy so we can get enough nukes to strike all these targets.

Alaska:
Junea
Ancorhege
Nome
Edmonton
Calgary
Regina
Winnepeg
Thunder Bay
Whitehorse
Yellowknife

Desert:
Sacramento
San Fransico
Salt Lake City
Los Angles
Las Vegas
Dallas
Houston
San Antonio
Denver
Phoenix
Yellowstone Caldera

Quebec:
Qubec City
Montreal
Boston
Toronto
Halifax
Ottowa
St. Johns

Confederacy:
Miami
New Orelans
Atlanta
Richmond
Norfolk
Charleston
Jacksonville
Talahaase

America Federation:
New York
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Chicago
Baltimore
Cleveland
Detroit
St. Lois

Scandanavia:
Oslo
Stockholm
Bergen
Gotenberg

Iberia:
Madrid
Lisbon
Barcelona
Valencia
Porto
Vigo
Gijon
Bilbao
Zaragoza

ASEAN:
Singapore
Bangkok
Rangoon
Mandalay
Hanoi
Haipong
Saigon
Kunming
Taipei
Hue/Da Nag
Phom Pheh
Vietane
Manilla
Kao-husing
Bandar Seri Begwan
Shanghai
Hong Kong
Macau
Paypon
Bassein
Trah Vinh
Santa Cruz

Australia:
Sydney
Canberra
Victoria
Melbourne
Brisbane
Queensland

New Zealand:
Auckland
Wellington
Christchurch

South Africa:
Cape Town
Port Elizabeth
Durban
Johanesburg
Pretoria
Harare
Windhohek
East London
Beria
Luanda
Gabarone
Muan
Newcastle
Blfoemtien
Antavananarivo
Boma
Liberville

Britain:
London
Bristol
Cardiff
Manchester
Leeds
Birmingham
Edinburugh
Glasgow
Dublin
Belfast
Rekyjavik

Brazil:
Brasilla
Vitorioa
Rio de Jeniro (???)
Bahia

Lima:
Lima
Huraz
Abacay
La Paz
Cuzco
Quito
Iquitos

 

[Anonymoose]

This is not even fun anymore. All the threatened nukes being thrown around could quite easily destroy all life on the planet. Nevik Shute's On The Beach scenario would play out and we'd all be dead.

 

[TheLizardKing]

OOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOO fun. Alright. So thats 17ASP (170 nukes.) Roughly enough. Anyone else? We can then focus on.. say.. geographical features and economic

The San Andreas Fault, The Mississippi river, The Saint Lawrence, Barrows Alaska (and the ensuing Pipeline) Hell. We should do in the Grand Canyon, just to be a**wholes.

Then surrender. Its that simple.

 

[Kozmos]

You forgot Poland.

 

[Karalysia]

This is not even fun anymore. All the threatened nukes being thrown around could quite easily destroy all life on the planet. Nevik Shute's On The Beach scenario would play out and we'd all be dead.

It's not meant to be fun. I am deadly serious. I will destroy the world.

Constantinople Union:

Warsaw
Krakau
Danzig
Athens
Istanbul
Izmir
Thessloniki
Sparta
Corinth
Sofia
Kiev
Stevenstopol
Bucharest

India:

New Delhi
Bombay
Calcutta
Dhaka
Bangalore
Lucknow
Jaipur
Pune
Goa
Hyderabad
Madras
Colombo
Ahmedabad
Allahabad
Amristar
Dhera Dun

 

[Anonymoose]

That'll show those silly humans. I am just finding a lot of this very distasteful for some reason. I don't know that I'll be coming back if this NES does.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

You forgot Poland.

Why waist time nuking Poland when its going to be invaded next turn? I think that I'm going to pull all my troops back, just to be safe. v

 

[Karalysia]

That'll show those silly humans. I am just finding a lot of this very distasteful for some reason. I don't know that I'll be coming back if this NES does.

It's you who decided to engage in a game of nuclear chicken with us. Don't play nuclear brinkmanship if you cant handle it. Trust me we'll win because we just don't give a damn about the world. (Putin would rather see the world annihilated then turn himself over to be hung like a dog.)

 

[TheLizardKing]

It's funny.. you guys mass invaded.. got incredibly ***king lucky.. but now are asking for peace? If the situation was reversed, would you give us peace so easily, or would you have us make massive concessions?

Regardless if this is fun, the fact is, you guys are screwed. If you want your nation to survive, pull out of the DFI. Pull out of NADTA. Become neutral, or better yet, our ally. Your people will live.

 

[Karalysia]

OOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOO fun. Alright. So thats 17ASP (170 nukes.) Roughly enough. Anyone else? We can then focus on.. say.. geographical features and economic

The San Andreas Fault, The Mississippi river, The Saint Lawrence, Barrows Alaska (and the ensuing Pipeline) Hell. We should do in the Grand Canyon, just to be a**wholes.

Then surrender. Its that simple.

North Pole and Antarctica. Melt the polar ice caps and flood every coastal area in the world.

 

[Kozmos]

Why waist time nuking Poland when its going to be invaded next turn? I think that I'm going to pull all my troops back, just to be safe. v

Because it will give me an immense mental satisfaction to imagine your body crushed by the pressure wave and burned by the following fireball effect. Something like that scene in T2.