INES II: Gone is the Old Guard

[Agent 89]

Why waist time nuking Poland when its going to be invaded next turn? I think that I'm going to pull all my troops back, just to be safe. v

You already were invaded and conquered.


Also, I find the fact that the EC can find enough uranium for 10 nukes, let alone 170, questionable. Almost every major source of uranium in the world is under DFI/NADTA control, besides some locations in Russia and Kazakhstan, but since nuclear weapons are a fairly new technology, I doubt there is more than one uranium producing mine in these areas.

 

[Kozmos]

North Pole and Antarctica. Melt the polar ice caps and flood every coastal area in the world.

Let's also make air bursts. Fry every circuit on the planet.

 

[Karalysia]

Because it will give me an immense mental satisfaction to imagine your body crushed by the pressure wave and burned by the following fireball effect. Something like that scene in T2.

God yes. Die noob, die.

 

[TheLizardKing]

North Pole and Antarctica. Melt the polar ice caps and flood every coastal area in the world.

ooooo!! We could do that also! If we put nukes on our subs, we could always nuke that massive fault in the Atlantic too! Maybe the earth will crack.

 

[Karalysia]

You already were invaded and conquered.


Also, I find the fact that the EC can find enough uranium for 10 nukes, let alone 170, questionable. Almost every major source of uranium in the world is under DFI/NADTA control, besides some locations in Russia and Kazakhstan, but since nuclear weapons are a fairly new technology, I doubt there is more than one uranium producing mine in these areas.

HEY YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND DOUBTFUL???? lol that you sent like a million men to the middle of Africa, that we left a top secret nuclear facility completly unguarded, that Tunisia didn't know about it, that your men didn't all starve to death in like a month and resort to cannibalism, that Pakistan is having supply problems in Sumatra when a million soldiers in the Sahara are MAGICAL!!!! lol

 

[Karalysia]

ooooo!! We could do that also! If we put nukes on our subs, we could always nuke that massive fault in the Atlantic too! Maybe the earth will crack.

Remember that tsunami in Indonesia? We we nuke undersea faultlines we could make MASSIVE TSUNAMIS!!!

 

[TheLizardKing]

Remember that tsunami in Indonesia? We we nuke undersea faultlines we could make MASSIVE TSUNAMIS!!!

Awesome. Just awesome.

 

[Shadowbound]

I think someone is bitter. And it's not Karalysia, this is him normally.

 

[TheLizardKing]

Me? Sure. Weren't you?

 

[Kozmos]

We can also tunnel down to the core of the Earth and nuke to make it stop spinning. Finally a crappy movie has a use!

 

[Shadowbound]

I'm enjoying this.

 

[Karalysia]

Look if Imago had posted the same update without the spotlight I would have had no problem with it. I can accept military defeats and reversals. But the spotlight was just so ridiclously contrived, over the top and flat out insane that its just nonsense.

Whatever. Anyway you decided to start to play this nuclear game, and now we're going to finish it.

 

[TheLizardKing]

We offered a reasonable peace- well, maybe not FEAR.

Leave. Disband your alliances. You'll be safe. Your the ones pushing to end a conflict you started.

We can also tunnel down to the core of the Earth and nuke to make it stop spinning. Finally a crappy movie has a use!

What movie is that from?

I'd also like to announce my next project.

My factories will be mass producing Dolorians..

But not just any type of Dolorians, mind you. No, these do something special.

They go really f***ing fast. German autobahn, here we come..

 

[Shadowbound]

Actually, you built the nukes. We just took over all your hard work and started making loud noises.

 

[Karalysia]

Actually, you built the nukes. We just took over all your hard work and started making loud noises.

Whatever, you know what I mean.

 

[Shadowbound]

That you object to the fact we are not lying down and letting you invade us one by one/nuke us all into oblivion?

 

[Karalysia]

Yes, that totally what I'm saying champ. Way to read.

 

[Kozmos]

That you object to the fact we are not lying down and letting you invade us one by one/nuke us all into oblivion?

That would have been no fun. Like I tell my girls, your resistance just makes my dong harder.

We're objecting to some more questionable aspects of the spotlight. And I personally had some minor quirks about Allied troops suddenly popping up in Iberia without any intelligence indicating so, conveniently jumping over the elaborate minefield I set up and/or dodging my (at the time) air superiority.

 

[Karalysia]

Yes anyway, here's the situation, you have 20 ICBM's that may or may not work. You're not in a position to build anymore in a timely fashion.

We have the ability to build more in large quantities, even at the cost of our countries and economies, and we're more than willing to use them.

So what to do?

 

[Crezth]

Argentina will lend 3 EP to the nuke fund if it means additional victorying. We're concerned to see our bestest buddies in the EC denouncing us alluva sudden, however. =(