INES II: Gone is the Old Guard

[Kozmos]

That may or may not have been a mistake. Naturally we are a bit suspicious of some information leakage.

 

[Kozmos]

EDIT: Bleedin double post.

 

[TheLizardKing]

We were all a bit pissed yesterday, surely you can understand, that you are the newest member, and all, etc. etc.

I'll send another request in a bit. Thanks for the 30 nukes.

Also, Venezuela or Argentina. Anyone have any problems with us nuking Rio, or are you cool with that?

 

[Karalysia]

FEAR proposes the following map:

Additional terms:

-Disbanding of DFI
-Disbanding of NADTA
-Reparations to EC
-Military limitations
-War guilt

 

[Kozmos]

I want mainland Iberia. They can keep the islands they have in the Atlantic.

 

[Karalysia]

That reminds me, I want Vietnam, Cambdoia and Laos. And Phillipenes.

 

[Omega124]

Someone said big red button?!

Yes. Please. I'll nuke old Rabat, I'll nuke the new one too. I'll nuke Quebec, Montreal, Halifax, Boston, New York, Toronto, Philadelphia and Salt Lake City. Thats 1 ASP.

Then, with my second, I'll probably go, London, Manchester, Yellowstone, Miami, Charleston, New Orleans, Atlanta, Los Angelos, Chicago and.. er.. hell, Stockholm.

Number three, ehh.. Quebec again, (to make sure the roaches are dead) Anchorage, Junea, Capetown, Johanesburg, Durban, Copenhagen, Liverpool, Savannah, and, of course Disney World.

With the ICU and Sudan on my bankroll.. I have 4 more ASP.

Hy, Putin, ideas for anymore targets?

FFI is disappointed that we are considered to be unimportant enough in nuking of cities, but, at the same point, glad that our homes are spared from nuking.

 

[TheLizardKing]

You don't own any cities?

And I want Cape Verde back?

And Morocco proposes, instead, a more reasonable peace with them.

 

[Karalysia]

FFI is disappointed that we are considered to be unimportant enough in nuking of cities, but, at the same point, glad that our homes are spared from nuking.

Adding Rome to the list to shut this noob up.

 

[TheLizardKing]

Sounds good.

Anyway. I wonder why the NADTA is even involved?

We'll allow you to live nuclear holocaust free.. if you just quit now.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

How about you guys nuke every national monument in the world!!! Starting with the Yellowstone Super-Volcano. I'd like to see a volcanic winter instead of a nuclar one.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Adding Rome to the list to shut this noob up.

He had that comming.

 

[TheLizardKing]

.........If we destroy their monuments, peace will come.

 

[Karalysia]

He had that comming.

 

[Circuit]

I so wish I didn't leave my laptop's chord at school. Then I'd be more up-to-date. Leave it to a Debate tournament to leave me in the dark...

Putting it frankly, the attack is plausible because the EC has been cocky ever since Morocco invaded Quebec for the heck of it. And the TAJ was cocky since it threatened the former Constantinople Federation (now the totally awesome Hellenic Imperium). And with cockiness comes sloppyness. And with sloppyness comes accidents. Face it: you were caught with your pants down.

If the Hellenic Imperium and Deseret decide to launch at 1:01 AM on January 1st, 2007, not a single ASP will be able to save you. A decapitation strike would render you useless.

Last two comments: 1. Most Mormons are not polygamists. That's the FLDS church. 2. I'd prefer not to die, so if you could refrain from blowing up Salt Lake City, that would be nice. Although I'm not sure I want to live as a Mormon, which may be innevitable in this NES. Okay, blow up Salt Lake City.

Now, let's all cool down and avoid hinting at explitives, please...

 

[Karalysia]

A decapitation strike with 20 nukes? lol whut.

 

[TheLizardKing]

And you don't know how to fire them.. If I carpet bomb the facilities at exactly midnight, I think we should be good.

Anyway. We are offering peace for all.. yet, you won't take it. Why?

 

[Karalysia]

It's a pretty generous peace, you should take it.

 

[Circuit]

...and they're still cocky.

Look, we're two ASP away from E6. We will have the technology next turn. How about an NPT treaty, giving the DFI-NADTA the right to 20 nukes a nation, the EC 20 nukes a nation, and then we will completely forget that nukes exist anywhere in the world so the game can go on without them? In my opinion, nukes ruin everything.

 

[Karalysia]

How about, no. You're just bitter because you were planning on bending us over and hoping we would take it, but since we're all stark raving mad you've realized it won't work. By the simple fact of our willingness nay eagerness to use nuclear weapons we have the strategic advantage here that your alliance can never match.