Mosher
Mushroom dad
Mississipi, we'll trade you timber for corn.
From: The Mississippi River Occupants
To: Canada
Dear northerners,
As long as Canada isn't capable of addressing us with the name of our people we don't feel the urge to trade with you.
If Canada is serious in offering trade we would encourage Canada to address us with Mississippi River Occupants, as our people are known. Canada is also free to address us with Nation of the Great River as our people lovingly call our young nation.
Besides that would we like to know what Canada has to offer us.
MRO
From: The Mississippi River Occupants
To: Soviet Socialist Republic of Maine
We gladly accept your proposal of our corn for your timber.
The Mississippi River Occupants
Mississippi River Occupants, Canada is 3 time your size and miltimary so we would like to tell you that you should trade with mighty canada or be destroyed. We will trade woods for fish.
From: MRO
To: Canada
We would have liked to write you a long letter but we are momentarily preoccupied with more important matters so we will cut to the chase.
The Mississippian River Occupants kindly asks Canada to chop some of that wood they offer and accidentally chop of a body part.
MRO
Ps. You are actually more then eight times our size. You military however isn't even twice our size
n a separate note, you have yet to respond to our CFO's profitable trade offer.
Mississippi River Occupants, Canada is 3 time your size and miltimary so we would like to tell you that you should trade with mighty canada or be destroyed. We will trade woods for fish.