IOT: Second American Revolution

Mississipi, we'll trade you timber for corn.
 
Canada would like to trade with the small pathetic american state named <<Mississipi>>.
 
The peace-loving SSRM encourages Mississipi to reject the requests of our arrogant and weak northern neighbor.
 
From: The Mississippi River Occupants
To: Canada

Dear northerners,

As long as Canada isn't capable of addressing us with the name of our people we don't feel the urge to trade with you.
If Canada is serious in offering trade we would encourage Canada to address us with Mississippi River Occupants, as our people are known. Canada is also free to address us with Nation of the Great River as our people lovingly call our young nation.
Besides that would we like to know what Canada has to offer us.

MRO

From: The Mississippi River Occupants
To: Soviet Socialist Republic of Maine

We gladly accept your proposal of our corn for your timber.

The Mississippi River Occupants

MRO, Corn <--> SSRM, Timber
 
Mississippi River Occupants, Canada is 3 time your size and miltimary so we would like to tell you that you should trade with mighty canada or be destroyed. We will trade woods for fish.
 
Canada, large though you may be, you are in no position to be making threats; the FCNY finds it extremely unlikely that the residents of the old United States would look kindly upon aggressive Canadian expansion into American lands.

On a separate note, you have yet to respond to our CFO's profitable trade offer.
-CBO, Government Board of Directors
 
From: MRO
To: Canada

We would have liked to write you a long letter but we are momentarily preoccupied with more important matters so we will cut to the chase.
The Mississippian River Occupants kindly asks Canada to chop some of that wood they offer and accidentally chop of a body part.

MRO

Ps. You are actually more then eight times our size. You military however isn't even twice our size

ooc: on an other note: I updated my nations info with a small amount of economic info
 
n a separate note, you have yet to respond to our CFO's profitable trade offer.

I agree Also missisipi i also i agree.Lousiana if you can come and make us to **** off.
 
ooc: like what? please explain the above statement because I'm at a loss what you said there??
 
Oh noez. Canada. We're so threatened by you and your gigantic tundra.
 
Canada's second flaw is gonna get really deadly, really fast. :lol:
 
Hopefully, deadly to them. Tyo, I promise you, my stuff tonight.
 
No rush. About half of the people in this haven't posted orders(Including you, that is.)

And for some reason, Mechaerik hasn't given me orders at all so far. I did the orders for him last update.
 
8 into military.
12 into factories.
 
Oh Lordy. I need to go to bed, just when I was about to start writing. <facepalm> Tomorrow!
 
Mississippi River Occupants, Canada is 3 time your size and miltimary so we would like to tell you that you should trade with mighty canada or be destroyed. We will trade woods for fish.

If Canada makes any aggressive moves towards any American nations, the SSRM will be forced to... erm... "nationalize" Quebec. We suggest you being more polite to your fractured American brothers, or things could get messy in a hurry.
 
We want friendship with the soviets and fear and respect from the americans.
 
If you fear and respect our nations so much, I suggest that you hand over a Quebec province to the SSRM... to show that you truly fear the power of the Americans.
 
I mean that canada demands fear and respect from the americans.
 
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