Is "don't ask don't tell" an acceptable policy?

[emzie]

Of course, then again, I'm pretty sure gay people fart too.

Yeah, but they tend to be silent which really allows for deniability others lack.

 

[caketastydelish]

Gay people have silent farts? I've never heard that before.

 

[Borachio]

And women don't fart so much in public because they sit down to pee. And take the opportunity then.

 

[caketastydelish]

Guys can fart just as easily while at the urinal, but they tend to do so out in the open, not in the bathroom.

 

[Borachio]

This simply isn't true. I discovered this when I had to sit down to pee for a few months. The tendency to fart at the same time was very noticeable.

 

[Cutlass]

 

[Borachio]

Well, it was for me. Let me tell you. Have you tried it?

 

[caketastydelish]

This simply isn't true. I discovered this when I had to sit down to pee for a few months. The tendency to fart at the same time was very noticeable.

But you'd still be farting just as much the rest of the time regardless of whether you notice it or not.

 

[Borachio]

I don't think so. My system only produces so much gas. Once it's expelled it's gone until I can get up another head of steam, so to speak. And sitting down seems to facilitate the expulsion. A bit like a yoga position I know, used for the same purpose.

Anyway, I've noticed women don't tend to fart as much in public. I don't say they never do. I knew one woman used to fart like a horse. But that's another story.

 

[Arakhor]

If only mine were quiet. When I wear cords, it sounds like I'm in a wind tunnel.

 

[Borachio]

Link to video.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

If only mine were quiet. When I wear cords, it sounds like I'm in a wind tunnel.

You honestly wear cords?

 

[Arakhor]

I have two sets of navy blue cords, yes. Is that a massive faux pas in Australia?

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

I have two sets of navy blue cords, yes. Is that a massive faux pas in Australia?

I'd hardly call myself a snappy dresser and I like you a lot, so I dont want to be a jerk. But yes, cords may well be the most odious piece of apparel I could contemplate. It's not so much a faux pas as the holocaust of fashion.

 

[Arakhor]

Well, thank you for the vote of confidence, but I'll have you know that my taste in loud clothing has severely declined in the last decade. I used to own two other pairs of cords - one emerald green and the other bright scarlet, so by comparison, my navy blue cords are extremely restrained.

(It may also be a regional affair, as they're easily the warmest trousers I own and perfect for nasty cold days when lurking in my flat!)

 

[GamezRule]

What if we get a situation where gay people are turned on by other men in uniform farting?

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Well, thank you for the vote of confidence, but I'll have you know that my taste in loud clothing has severely declined in the last decade. I used to own two other pairs of cords - one emerald green and the other bright scarlet, so by comparison, my navy blue cords are extremely restrained.

(It may also be a regional affair, as they're easily the warmest trousers I own and perfect for nasty cold days when lurking in my flat!)

I'm actually prepared to temper my stance if your wearing of cords is your own personal, loud and tacky statement. That's cool. I just figured they were standard get up for you.

 

[caketastydelish]

What if we get a situation where gay people are turned on by other men in uniform farting?

They are a disgrace to gay people everywhere.

 

[caketastydelish]

http://www.perthnow.com.au/lifestyle/illegal-farting-law-causes-big-stink/story-e6frg3pl-1225997854649

Farting is illegal in an African country. I think Europe and America are next. We have to protect the civil rights of farters before it's too late.

 

[Leifmk]

What if we get a situation where gay people are turned on by other men in uniform farting?

By the laws of quantum porn mechanics: There may not have previously been any fetish porn sites about men in uniform farting, but now that you have mentioned it, such sites have always existed.