JalNES I: Quick and Easy

[alex994]

*throws up arms in sheer disgust and rushes out the door*

 

[The Farow]

Sorry about that jalapeno dude . I guess I cannot add...

Well the raids are coming in on all sides. I just want peace again .

From Prussia
To East Prussia

The Prussian Empire knows that you wish for freedom and feel neglected. The raids on both our peoples intensify with this continued infighting. Our nation will allow you to exists with domestic self-governing within our empire. Will you accept or will both our peoples cease to exist? The Franks will overrun our lands and slaughter our people like they have done with Hamburg.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

The map has been fixed (now shows actual Prussian borders).

Diplo later. Got to go.

 

[The Farow]

Oh with the change on map then my diplo is just directed at East Prussia

 

[jalapeno_dude]

*throws up arms in sheer disgust and rushes out the door*

Yeah, I thought disgracing Scipio the Younger was a nice touch too. Maybe his son will be able to redeem the family name--but I doubt they'll let him join the army.

From: East Prussia
To: Prussia

We agree, on the condition that at least 1 EP each turn be directed to helping the people of East Prussia in some way, such as building roads, cities, or schools.

 

[The Farow]

From Prussia
To East Prussia

Our country recognizes that your people have been neglected and it was wrong on our part. The Swedish attack and the constant raids makes it hard for our empire to give equal income distrubution. If we pay you one EP to fund such projects we need you to send what troops you have to help drive the Franks back and destroy their power.

 

[TerrisH]

To League:
We Wish to comferm Our intent to Renew our Our NAP with you for a Further Three Turns. You, unlike the Bzyntimes, have continualy and faithfully continued to reply to ovitures, and have never ignored us. We hope the matter With Summer is finaly Settled, and that you will seek peace with the Egyptians soon, On your own terms, so Peace may once again settle in this corrner of our world.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

From Prussia
To East Prussia

Our country recognizes that your people have been neglected and it was wrong on our part. The Swedish attack and the constant raids makes it hard for our empire to give equal income distrubution. If we pay you one EP to fund such projects we need you to send what troops you have to help drive the Franks back and destroy their power.

No, 1 EP each turn. But yes, we will send troops.

 

[The Farow]

That is what I meant but we agree anyway.

Edit

From Prussia
To Atryia

How much do we owe you in total? We believe 3 EP should cover the expenses, do you?

 

[Birdjaguar]

Well that sucks!

But nice update JD. "Anticipation", there's nothing like it.

 

[LittleBoots]

Wow. 2 Urban AND Trade. I understand trade. Urban not so much. Ah well, c'est l'vie, as they say

No, seriously, wonderful update. I don't remember what that project was, I hope I still have those orders

 

[alex994]

Yeah, I thought disgracing Scipio the Younger was a nice touch too. Maybe his son will be able to redeem the family name--but I doubt they'll let him join the army.

OOC: Actually that comment was aimed towards my mother who was pulling me by the hood to leave the computer and go out to dinner But really, disgracing Scipio the Younger is an insult! You force me to bring on Rome's biggest guns! Pompei! Caesar! And alas, there shall be another of Rome's great enemies I shall co-opt for my evil sinister purposes

But really, two xenophobic nations that both were originally allies of Rome? I sense you're trying to prevent my rise to power.

To Syracuse
From Rome

Return to the abyss from hence you come.

 

[TerrisH]

That is what I meant but we agree anyway.

Edit

From Prussia
To Atryia

How much do we owe you in total? We believe 3 EP should cover the expenses, do you?

No, It is a mere Two EP. One EP for the payment of the Iron, and an aditional One EP for the Assistance our twoops Rendered onto you.
It was vey Agreeible, and we hope for many more prfitble endevors with you.

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To Egypt:
we wish to Issue a Renewal of our NAP with you for a Furthr three Turns.
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To All nations with Contact (Excluding the Bzyntimes):
With this advent in warfare, we wish again to Offer for sale Our Technolagy.
For a Mere Two EP, we will sell the Technolagy of Stone fortification to you. With it, your Cities will be well protected.
For a Mere Five EP, we will sell you the Technolagy of Heavy Seige weapons. With this, your armies will be mighty, and cities will fall quickly under their mighty sway. They even have the power to defeat Our Own Stone fortification. Hence the price. to sell this, is a risk unto ourselves.

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To Rome:
We wish to Inqure about this new Tech of yours. though we have only heard rumors about it as our merchents pass through your land. to that Extent, we are willing to offer you 2 EP outright for it. we are willing to go as high as 4EP posibly, though we would have to know exactly what the nature of the Technolagy is to gage it's value properly.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

From: Tartessos
To: Atyria

We will buy Stone Fortifications.

@LittleBoots: You only have two ciites, neither of which is a cultural center. It makes sense that you only have two urban eco, therefore.

 

[andis-1]

I did NOT say to give league back their lands! Peace was signed on the borders they were before this update!


I'm furious now.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

WHAT ON EARTH!!! JALAPENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I did NOT say to give league back their lands! Peace was signed on the borders they were before this update!


I'm furious now.

EDIT: Never mind.

 

[andis-1]

So you just blatantly assumed that I would give it back? Gah, whatever. Can you fix it now?

otherwise than that the update was good.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Nice update. Well worth every second of the wait.

 

[Luckymoose]

Oh my, I shouldn't have lived. Damn now I have to write more orders. Oh well THE ROMANS WILL BE DEAD ATLAST!

 

[jalapeno_dude]

So you just blatantly assumed that I would give it back? Gah, whatever. Can you fix it now?

otherwise than that the update was good.

EDIT: never mind.